I saw her chop the dog to death, so I yelled at her: You are crazy!
My wife looked at me calmly and said, this is the first time. From then on, a happy life began! ……
One day, our headmaster passed by the back door of the school.
Suddenly I heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford exam!" " "The headmaster was suddenly moved.
I didn't expect that there were such ambitious young people in their school. I decided to see who it was, and suddenly I heard another sentence: "Give me two more strings of roast chicken wings! ! ! "
When I was in primary school, my sister often threw balloons filled with water at me. In summer, I am always soaked to the skin and scolded by my mother as soon as I get home. Later, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I secretly punctured every balloon and finally escaped the daily flood. The following summer, my sister was born.
6. "Grandpa, you sell cement, but you are so beautiful when you look for your aunt. Tell me the story of you and your aunt. " "I don't know if your aunt has a crush on me. That Valentine's Day, after selling cement, I passed a gold jewelry store. I went in to watch the fun, and your aunt was in sales. I habitually asked: "How much is this thing a ton ..." Later, we got married ... As a result, when we got married, she scolded me for pretending.
7. A company often works overtime and a person dies suddenly. Later, I recruited a sister and took that person's position. No one told her about the sudden death. One night, after working overtime, my sister couldn't write a piece of code, so she asked her boyfriend to help her remotely, and then she went to eat. The product manager passed by her, saw the computer automatically write code line by line, and resigned the next day. ...
8. A square dance aunt once told me that if she danced fast enough, loneliness would not catch up with her; An uncle scavenger once told me that if he turned over the garbage carefully enough, he could find himself lost; An aunt of a sanitation worker once told me that she swept these two streets every day for seven years, but she didn't clean her heart. An uncle who touched porcelain once told me that as long as he acted realistically enough, he could fool the fleeting time.
I joined a new company as an assistant. As a newcomer, I am diligent. I go to the company first every day to clean and water the potted flower on the table. I thought: if I changed it, I would definitely get everyone's praise. As a result, I still haven't changed it after a month. Then one day someone told me: I don't know who is so boring, watering fake flowers. ...
10. As the final term approaches, it has always been very popular in universities. Everyone does not review before each exam, just waiting for the teacher's key points. But one year, the school strictly stipulated not to draw the key points. So, in the last class, a teacher said, "Students, the school has regulations that you can't draw the key points." Ok, then, everyone take out your books and let's draw irrelevant points ... "
A very classic copy of life philosophy
The more samples you learn from 1. 1, the less you ask for help. I have always believed in the sentence 1: Only if you are strong enough, you will not be trampled by others.
2. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.
Ten years ago, people around you would treat you according to your parents' income; After ten years, people around you will treat your parents and your children according to your income. This is human nature and life. You have no choice but to work hard.
4. Fountain is often beautiful because it has pressure; Waterfalls are often spectacular because she has no way out; Water often wears away stones because it is always there. So is life!
In this life, we should go our own way and suffer our own hardships. No one can rely on it completely, thinking that the road we can't cross is just like that.
No one will make us better and better, time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision.