Answer: brush his teeth
What doesn't close the door forever
? A: the goal
Ship hanging ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rises half a meter per hour, a few hours the sea
Can be submerged on the ladder? A: Rising, so will never be flooded ladder.
A car turns right instead of putting on a tire?
Answer:spare tire
What book can you not buy in the bookstore
Answer:secretary
What water is inexhaustible?
Answer:saliva
The tiger was in hot pursuit, a man suddenly appeared before the river, he could not swim, but he passed, why?
Answer:
At first glance was shocked when they heard that the same two brothers enlisted in the army at the same time, their blood and date of birth and the names of their parents were the same. I asked the company commander if they were twins. They said that was not the case. Why is this?
Answer: triplets2
There were two inmates in a prison, and one night all the inmates escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door and saw that there was another inmate inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner was "All".
What can solve the mystery of All?
Answer: answer
What do most wealthy individuals in today's society depend on for a living
? A: Mouth
Hiding something, using it secretly, and then handing it over to someone else after using it secretly
Answer? : Movie
A magnifying glass can magnify anything, but there is one thing it can't magnify, what is it?
Answer: angle
year-old Ming always like to put the clock the whole family, why does not mom repaired dad's watch, take the repair
? Answer: because mom let dad properly repair Xiaoming
when the big clock in Times Square will ring 13 times?
Answer: when it's time to fix it
What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open your eyes
A truck driver then hit who was seriously injured truck driver, motorcyclist a motorcycle rider, but all right?
Answer: the truck driver was not driving in ancient
Hou, what man did not become a father for the first time?
Answer: eunuch Li
drinking, hit him in the face, not dare to go home, I would blame his wife know, go to the bathroom to look in the mirror and put a band-aid, the next day is still being scolded by his wife, why?
Answer:
Wounds on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear a word
Answer: this is the earth it
Game, win do not get prizes, but the loss of the prizes
? Answer: paddling and drinking
Zhang is kept in a locked room are not, but he can not make a milk force to open the door, this is why?
Answer: about pushing
A cow north, it turns to the right where it three times, and then turn back to put it three times, and then turn to the right again, this time its tail towards which
Answer: ? Why is there a hospital that falls
never gives medical attention?
Answer: veterinary hospital
Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats and each bought one, but why did they only buy three?
Answer: grandchildren what
melon can't you eat?
Answer: why cheat
Four 9s add up to 100?
Answer: 99 + 9/9 = 100
When someone knocks on the door, you would never say come in?
Answer: When the toilet when the king
Gang, clearly see the enemy quietly to his touch, why does he have an eye idle eye
Answer: "Repositioning
Black or white chicken chicken strong strong why
Answer: black chicken is powerful, can lay white eggs, white eggs can not be black. Everything will melt in the world when heated
except for one thingHeating will solidify what things
Answer: ? Eggs
Exam, a pair of table mates pay exactly the same paper, but they certainly didn't expect the teacher to cheat, why is that
? Answer: production and expiration dates for all quizzes
What is a product with the same date? ?
Answer: newspaper
A person, who was born to parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he?
Answer: he
What are some common words around the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Hsu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, the moment he dug into his pockets, some bags of bar matches boxes, unwon horse tickets, and photos of old lovers were scattered on the floor. He was more panicked than more, and to avoid a fight, his hands immediately covered up the stuff. I'm sorry, what would he go and cover up?
Answer: to pay for his wife's eyes
It looks like aluminum foil (four-letter idiom)
Answer to ice cover: ? Permanent (like aluminum foil ice)
This letter is made of two eggs (four-letter idiom) Answer
: ? Swear (think balls)
Two wheat noodles stolen (four-letter idiom) answer
: ? Everything (including the theft)
Swimming in water without barking (four-letter idiom) Moo cow
Answer: ? Have courage but no skill (swim without moo)
A turtle, famous for carrying a cross (four-letter idiom)
of ? Answer: deservedly (cross famous turtle)
Girl's cell phone hanging from her chest (guess the name of the fruit)
Answer: ? Lychee (milk machine)
Why do I like watching cartoons?
Answer:
Boredom public **** car, two people are talking enthusiastically, is who can not hear a word people in the crowd, this is because of what?
Answer: it is a pair of deaf people
of, think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you see?
A: The shadow of the earth, i.e., every night
Mrs. Kim has been outspoken, in fact, anything suddenly became hesitant to let her out?
A: Mrs. Kim mumbled while eating sugar cane
There is a medicine you want to take on the drugstore can not buy, what is it?
Answer: unfortunately
People often do not have any safety equipment from a height of 10 meters, why jump?
Answer: high diving what rain can fall
Answer: ? Bullets
HailWhy does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: because stubbed feet will see the morning study acid canceled
What are the effects?
Answer: sleep
half an hour, why less Dr. J push-ups after completing 10 reps on the ground than a pit?
Answer: because he does push-ups with one hand please the tortoise and the hare, please pig referee asked who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: you can not say! He said the man was a pig ......
What is the similarity between the two women 10,000 words duck?
A: Ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
showers after a bath?
Answer: because it's so disgusting how to classify pee when a man organizes his clothes
shower?
Answer:[dirty body] and [dirty body but still wearable] after going to the bathroom
, would it be better to use your left or right hand to wipe your butt?
A: Toilet paper is better... When
taking an entrance exam, what is the most important thing besides the ticket?
Answer: remembering to get up
What does a man plus a woman become?
Answer: two men
Father Ma Ying-jeou at the municipal library (four-letter idiom) Answer
:Knowing the way to the old horse (Tu Ma)
What's the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog
? Answer: a newly purchased dog is still happy to see you for a year
Gregor Medium accidentally swallowed $1 Bo's dad spit out $10 after beating him upside down, so what should Bo's dad do?
Answer: keep feeding him a handful of dollars _ the hardest working of them all? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: one or two bears
What bear is a bear that ends up tailless and bears no penis?
Answer: female bear
What is the smallest island island in the world?
Answer: what Butcher's Refuge
Continued?
Answer: fall
September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28?
Answer: full moon wolf of Confucius
(guess the fruit)?
Answer: popcorn (sheep escape) What would the world be like if he were still alive
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek)?
Answer: one more person...
Carp (four-letter idiom) these two under the ice
? Answer: BinYouYou (Ice Ice has carp) tofu
Why did the fight hurt?
Answer: because it is frozen tofu cab from Sichuan actual Tokyo climbing ants, you may
? Answer: the map climbed
There was a traffic accident and all the people were injured, why is Xiao Ming not relevant?
Answer: because he did not have a car
Place to get in can not get out, what is this place
? Answer: serious
Meter race chicken and goose, the chicken ran faster than the goose, why but after to the terminal
? Answer: the chicken ran in the wrong direction
A ball, an iron ball is the first to fall when it falls from a building?
Answer: iron ball
What happened when the bell rang at the end of the East, instead of a student in the classroom?
Answer: in physics educationin Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: cars are taxis
Who's work is busy all day?
Answer:
The ballerina Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but boasts that her math teacher is one of the best, why
Answer? To the new world from one to two
When Columbus a foot, immediately after doing what
Answer:? Stomp a foot
What people continue to eat it, but never get enough.
Answer: air
What kind of way to make an eyebrow below the eye?
Answer: in the pouring
What do people do when they sleep and don't forget?
Answer: close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish prevents you from getting myopia, why?
Answer: you've seen cats wearing eyes
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: because he lives on the first floor
What kind of animal do you hit it bleeds?
Answer: mosquito
What can you add that can't be reduced?
Answer: age of homework
Yo has always been top notch, so why did he drop to third this time?
Answer: because two people scored more points than him
Mountains and the sea can move
Answer more: of the ocean people do not look normal
What is the book? ?
Answer: blindly booking a hotel something in his mouth without a tongue Answer
: what kind of teapot spout
Government can't give orders have old accompanying laughs at others?
Answer: new dragon
A policeman saw the thief pulled his legs and ran, why?
Answer: want to catch the thief quickly
Tomorrow Xiaotian, chewing gum, but others still say he has bad breath, why?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: because he jumps standing on the tree. Myopia
Why is Xiaoming deep, but still blurry with glasses?
Answer: because he wears in the bull without lenses in the eyes of Dale
Sitting, why can not eat the bull?
Answer: because Big Bull is a human
Ming's English is very good, but some foreigners actually do not understand why?
Answer: what is the best way foreigners can not understand the translation to explain the motion sickness is
? A: Only 4 years old walking
Small Ming, already in the possible "father"?
A: Every family has played the game
Lao Wang wiped the table, wiped half a day, still feel dirty, why?
Answer: Because the old man's glasses are dirty
"Innate" is the genetic constitution of the parents, what is "acquired"?
A: After tomorrow's tomorrow
What do some people not like to eat on their days?
A: Of course, that's why
the loss of swallows in winter will fly to the south for the winter?
Answer: because it is too slow
Flower two bottles, a bottle of flowers, a bottle of floral paper, please tell me this flower a bottle?
A: There are butterflies released above the flower thief
Fear of encountering which organ flower?
A: What kind of public security organs
Most prisoners are willing to choose to die?
Answer: never in
The tree stood 8 birds, shot one, how many birds are left?
Answer: one bird - Beijing Wangfujing Pedestrian Street, with most people?
Answer: pedestrians
Male barber's least favorite person?
Answer: bald
Why doesn't a polar bear eat penguins for their meat?
Answer: eats the eye of the bystander
Less, what is the benevolent one?
Answer: gums
What can immediately find the missing peg?
Answer: barefoot old Jen
Dogs, never bathed a dog, why don't dogs have fleas?
Answer: because they're not just puppies ...
Scissors. Rock. Cloth! Wu Cheng's fabric, Miss Stone walks out, why did Miss win when she went out?
Answer: because go a fist in the face of Wu Cheng
Cake, how to eat it?
A: Only reserved for the bear who catches fish
Dr. J. Swimming in the pool, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper waters?
A: someone pee
inadvertently drowned, if not near other people do?
A: Drink what kind of light
never filled the bucket?
Answer: the toilet
What makes people happy above and below?
Answer: concerts
Going into the bathroom to take a shower and undress first or pants?
Answer: better
The first close friend and the old U.S. went to the hospital for a checkup, the doctor told him to look at the effect of driving a little, I asked him what disease he had?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day night, what is with a certain girl's boys do before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
How do you buy an egg so you don't get the chick that has hatched from the egg inside?
Answer: what duck to buy
What is the main ingredient in birth control pills?
Answer: antibiotics
Final exam, a question will not miss go to write, but her eyes suddenly lit up and began to write! Why?
Answer: she was writing class, seat number, name... What self-defense weapon can you do if you can't find it
The icy North Pole?
Answer: peeing to make an ice sword
Apple under the apple tree Newton smashed and discovered gravity; if you sit under the tree and wait to be hit with a coconut, what will you find?
A: Discover that this behavior is silly every year...
Surplus, why don't you save money or the most?
A: Because every year you get fired ......
Why is the turtle suddenly "head two big" a cut?
A: Because turtles are thinking about it... Why
Did the baby cry at birth?
Answer: because he saw his nurse aunt was pretty and thought his... ... What was the little
's Jesus?
Answer: heaven
What does the little man do when he swallows 10 coins by mistake?
Answer: go
Which three of the 12 zodiac signs are the most appalling?
Answer: pig, dragon, rooster (Zhu)
One person can't do it, it's no fun for a group of people to do it, two people will do it. Is it something secret?
A: Why do two handsome
whispering women look like dinosaurs fighting?
A: Fight until she gets married ......
Why are two kids just right?
Answer: because of unfilial "three" ......
The more you wash something, the dirtier it gets?
Answer: water
One doesn't matter, two do what they do best, but three or more, do nothing in the relationship. What is it?
Answer: why does a fart
snake shed its skin?
Answer: because the skin itches apricot cab jumped from the 52nd floor, why is it okay?
Answer: because it's the only bird
Why would anyone jump higher than the Eiffel Tower in Paris
or even higher? A: Because the Tower doesn't jump.
Why doesn't Team Rocket shoot for the stars?
Answer: because stars flash...
What kind of zoo has school rules and class rules?
Answer: turtles
What do you have to do with your dad's mom's sister's daughter's uncle?
? Answer: relatives
"Elementary school to college," how long to read
Answer: less than 3 seconds of disbelief, and then read it again: elementary school to college Why
Fat people are more afraid of heat than thin people
? A: Because the sun is a larger area...
Blue knives and blue guns (guess the 4-word idiom)
? Answer: The knife and the gun can't get away (不能跑不了)
男子身穿金色连衣裙（猜4字成语）
？ Answer：一鸣惊人（一市斤）
木桥过的狗不叫后（猜4字成语）
？ Answer: 过目不忘(过木不汪)
手机可能不会掉到马桶湿（猜4字成语）
？ Answer: Jibukeshi (the machine can not be wet) made of liver and bile magic soap
(Guess the 4-word idiom)
? Answer: Liver and bile on the road (liver and bile soap)
, then he turned around and struck, and then turned back (Guess the 4-word idiom) Answer
: three
turn twice to go many times a married woman (4-word idiom)
? Answer: zero (public exhaustion before abandonment)
Clothing appearance check, obviously rational hair, why the instructor does not believe?
Answer: The showman meets the soldier, "rational" told.
Want to be in Taiwan politics, is the national language, Taiwanese, what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella's mom and dad who might be what?
Answer: Snow White and Baoshi
Labor disputes, the employer should wear what? (
Answer: bulletproof vest
The world's largest sweet potato here
Long answer: ? Soil
Biggest rooster
Where did the world come from? Answer: eggs
What can be called the mother of all Jung Failures
? Answer: Zheng Failure (Failure is the mother of success)
What to do when raw rice is already cooked
? Answer: three meals do not steal what
sin? Answer: laughing
Bored at driving or cruising, what is
Answer: ? White oil
What is the first thing drivers do when they get to what car
? Answer: sit
What should a woman with huge breasts without be called
Answer:? Big Mac
An individual is starving while in a canned chicken, canned fish, canned pork refrigerator, and the first time he opens it
Answer? First open the refrigerator a
Horse woman's English name is...
Answer:? One, the people
The **** every couple has in common is... Answer: married on the same day in the same year
Public **** toilet (guess a foreign capital) (
Answer: London (wheel squat)
Which European country conducts business wholesale
? Answer: Denmark (sold separately)
Adi actually managed to succeed with noodles, why
Answer hang yourself:? Drop ......
Something you didn't see but can touch, touching less than 10,000 people will run away in fear?
Answer: what rat loves to pulse
clean
? Answer: EPA
What book can't you buy
Answer: posthumous
Collar right hand always
Answer: correct
"Laughing" and "crying"
What the ****? the same thing? Answer: 10 videosin all of these things that look like left lights right look like lights and no lights. But different not light, that's it
Something? Answer: broken lights
A tiger that is running out of ideas for 10 meters, how to eat grass 20 meters away?
Answer: the tiger does not eat?