For singles, the saddest time of the year is not Valentine's Day, Tanabata and Christmas, but! is! Spring! Festival! How can a low-kill show of affection like Valentine's Day be compared to mom and dad's push for marriage?
About old age, around the friends who are urged to marry more and more. It's strange that falling in love is obviously a private matter between two people. Now it has become, instead, a loud universal mobilization.
News reports, at every turn, there are leftover men and women. Back home, your parents rush you. Your second great-grandfather rushes you. Even your brother-in-law's sister's husband rushes you. Your grandmother's sister's son-in-law's brother will ask you, "Why are you still single? I'm not going to be able to get a good deal on a new one."
The Spring Festival is approaching, epic disaster blockbuster hyped marriage, the strange taste of the girl to teach you a few strokes, was urged to find an object, how to elegantly dislike back?
1 sweet-talking type
@Xixi: Because I haven't found someone as good as you, Auntie (aunt).
@WithoutScratch: Koko, not yet a graduate student, not allowed to fall in love, everything is focused on academics.
@Keke: The concern of relatives at New Year can be summarized in a couplet.
The first couplet: how many points in the exam what job can earn?
Next couplet: have object did not buy a house it ready to get married?
Crossword: "I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
I have been pondering for a long time, and I think the correct answer should be:
The first line: this well huh huh huh;
The second line: that what hahahahahahaha.
Crossword: Auntie eats vegetables.
2 Preemptive strike, anti-clients
@Eating melon children's shoes: auntie how is your child's final exams ah?
What place in the class? What's the best in the grade?
Auntie did you buy a house downtown? Did you lose money on stocks this year?
Yearly medical checkups ah or else there is a disease can not be detected a small disease easily become a big disease ah
My classmate's sister-in-law's father's second brother long life
Because he never meddle in the affairs of others.
@+: How about a square dance?
What songs do you know?
How many levels have you reached? What kind of equipment do you wear?
@FangFang:
"So old and still not married!"
"Uh-huh you're right!
Ugh Auntie that's a nice dress,
Bought it at that mall over there right?"
"I heard you're still single?"
"Hahaha yeah! By the way Auntie,
The necklace you recommended I buy from **** last time was so nice!
Colleagues saw it and said it matches me!"
3 Answer the enemy head on, it's more fun to dislike them
@FangFang: I love my job, and my job fills me up.
I love making money, making money makes me happy.
@: Generally promising young people marry late and have children late.
@Tree: This question is very deep, actually the answer is very simple,
Too many girls are waiting for me to save, I don't know which one to save.
@Lemon: Because there is no money for love. Quickly give some New Year's money Auntie.
@Manko: Because the haze is too big, you might have missed it on the way here.
Meet face to face but don't know each other.
@Joy: I actually have a girlfriend, she's going through a divorce.
@Liu Beam: Being my parents' little cabbage, which is so easy to be arched.
@gilgil: If summed up in four words, it's: it's none of your business.
These four words are really a wonderful antidote to most of the grudges in the world.
"Got a boyfriend yet?"
"What's it to you?"
"Not ready to get married at your age?"
"None of your business?"
"My cousin is getting married next April!"
"What's it to me?"
Perhaps, in the face of the New Year being urged to find a partner, most people are on the surface of the smile, in the heart of the MMP, but you need to know, this is just a weekday seldom meet relatives
The dinner table to start the topic of the polite conversation, if you really dislike back, that is really embarrassing! Use it with respect, use it with respect, use it with respect!