Urgently seeking humor and funny tripe subject matter

Apples are sweet and crunchy

Not too expensive

It's the chewing

It's exhausting......

Computer is not good

Pissed you off

If you are not in a hurry

Shut down ......

Bush: has a knack for bullying the I.A.s

Blair: sues wherever he likes

Raden: doesn't give a shit about Annan's mother

Saddam: black whistle

Bush: sitting in Air Force One

Blair: heart beauty ah open smile

Raden: presidential election coming?

Saddam: vote counting

Bush: a lot of trouble lately

Blair: chemical and biological weapons are hard to find

Raden: I heard it would take a hundred years to find them

Saddam: I'm going down

Bush: bin Laden's crimes are being discussed in the world

Blair: dare to annoy the U.S. and U.K.

Raden: we'll have to do it right now.

Saddam: I run

Bush: U.S. and British imperialism is good

Blair: endless mess

Raden: cut you two into pieces

Saddam: I grilled

Bush: poker chase did not see the king

Blair: the search for Osama bin Laden was a busy

Raden: the deep desert to enjoy the happiness.

Saddam: hiding

Walking on the street

To see the beauty

Coming sprinklers

Quick flash ......

First time in the forum

Looking dazzling

All day long on the line

The nonsense Kan ......

Chatting is fascinating

Forgetting everything

Thinking about it

Why did...

Since I got the Internet

I've been especially busy

And I'm always worried

about falling off the grid ....

Internet at work

Leaders come to check on me

Panicked and busy

Shifting gears ....

The Internet is all over the place

Come back and look at it again

Good horse, good saddle

Good ride

Office automation

Makes me improve a lot

Can't help it

Fear of aging .....

What a trio

Writing from experience

Future blind surfing

It's stupid ........

New Enshi Forum

It's been a bit busy lately

Netizens are all over the place

Random Bomb ......

EnshiNews.com

One Good Langzha

Watch da Sanjusan

Want to sing.

Thousand Miles of Fate

Family Matters and Country Matters Forum

Never Met

Network Link

New Enshi Forum

The Riotous Bombing Plaza

Pulling the Aoi Chiau

Madly Kicked

Online Talks

Talking about Love is Good

There's a little bit more to it than that

Nothing to it anyway.

Make it up

I don't have time today

I have to chop wood tomorrow

The day after tomorrow, I'll come back to my sister's house

Come on

Beat the gongs and drums and walk on the stage, and we'll be happy to celebrate the New Year's Day with joy and happiness!

Good evening, everyone, welcome to the guidance, no matter whether it is good or not, do not run! (I didn't have this line, I added it after reading the posting on the 20th floor. Don't throw things at me~!)

Tonight's program is really a lot, there are talking and singing and dancing, the skit is really good, funny!

Don't look at the teacher older than us, dance is really good, how do you think, fashionable!

It's been three years since I came to school, and I've learned a lot, and tonight I'm sitting in the front row of the leadership, and I'm warm!

The teacher's lectures are sincere, the students listen attentively in class, and the internship experiments are good and skillful!

Our school is small, but the name of the school has been changed this year, and the sign of the University of Science and Technology hangs in front of the door, which is good!

Looking at books. We have books, newspapers, tug-of-war, basketball, and races for all ages, and it's a blast!

Welcome the New Year and celebrate New Year's Day, every year is better than the last, the hospitalization school is developing fast, proud!

We are about to graduate, teachers and students have feelings hard to forget, each go their own way often contact, (Dang) we say what to do!

SMS ......... (four people together to say oh~!)

Gongs and drums are beating, people are laughing, Christmas and New Year's Day are coming, masters and doctors are gathering, it's very lively

Gongs and drums are banging, people are in high spirits, and they are coming to the stage, what if there is one person missing? I'll do it

Good evening to all the students, welcome to guide you, no matter whether you are good or not, don't run away

We will say a short story, let's make a joke of our Nannong. Nannong is so cool nowadays. Everyone loves the flowers and green grass, and the Yifu building is rising from the ground, wow

There is a strong culture of truthfulness and innovation, and Seminar discussions are going on, Nannong is not what it used to be, God

Teaching and research is not simple, and we work hard day and night to catch up with the projects. I don't know what you're talking about!

Who says our life as graduate students is boring? There's a lot of piano, chess, books and paintings, and we're all playing and singing all night long. (What if you don't know how to do your homework?) Copy!

The instructors are tired of working so hard, and the researchers are so admirable, and if there's something wrong with them, then it's a shame. Shame on you!

We have a lot of graduate students in the North Park cafeteria, but there's a lot of meat and a lot of tigers, and you can't see the pots, so I'm hungry.

The cafeteria is a great place to eat, so if you're attracted to the opposite sex, you can't go wrong. If you meet a master chef, you can have half a spoonful of food.

The computer room is full of chatter, and we have to meet up with them, and then ask them, and then we know they are there, next to the cell phone.

The cell phone is a must for all of us, and you have to hang it up as soon as it rings. >I can't find a place to sit on campus at night There are so many couples in front of the moon There's no girl who belongs to me I'm so mad at her

There are so many pretty girls, they're all capable and well-behaved After a couple of months, you'll be able to see them again Sister-in-Law

Here's what we've been talking about, I hope you'll support us, don't be a heartless person Applauding

To make sure that tonight's gala is prepared, you all worked hard, and there are more good programs to follow (Dang!) Retreat!

Talking about a question eight times and still getting it wrong, my stomach is cramping, I'm on fire.

Weak schools, can not always be weak, up and down, really dry.

We don't usually work hard, the midterm scratches the scalp, the little face to see, really green.

Before the New Year, the former students sent the New Year's card, the spring breeze, really sweet.

The teacher who can't be bothered to ask, the teacher who can't be asked, as long as you learn, really teach.

The young boys and girls are hooked on "Young Boys, Young Girls", the midterm is coming, what a rush.

Small stalls and vendors are blocking the door, students are spending money without blinking, wind and water, really busy.

Safety education is taught every day, and the students are always on the edge of their seats, one for each family, so they are afraid.

Morning meeting is only half an hour, pale face squatting down, weak, really delicate.

They are in their fifties, and they go to bed before eight o'clock, and they turn over the newspaper.

After teaching for more than thirty years, I left this three-foot podium, and deep down, it's really sour.

They have been working hard on teaching and learning, and they have put aside their own personal gains and losses, and they have been looking at the sky.

The gap between the schools is a fact, the reason is really a lot, are my fault? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

One session after another, a few gray hairs are connected to a piece, life is short, really fast.

Students are understandably naughty, parents are rude, teachers are panicked, tears in their eyes, really crying.

All schools are the same, art teachers do not talk about "beauty", the door is open, really messy.

After graduation, those who can say hello to their teachers are good students, I'm not making this up, it's true.

The colder it gets, the wider the windows are opened by the naughty students, which is cool.

The new building is so bright and shiny that you can't even think about swallowing it, so let's be honest, it's crazy.

There are a lot of people who would like to see the school's new building, but it's not a big deal to see the school's new building.

The teachers' conference reported the scores, a few happy and a few sad, and let the "medicine", really bitter.

How do you draw a school cartoon? I forgot Rodin's line, "Beauty is in the discovery", how stupid.

Tonight to go to the "complaint", nine advantages of a hope, the art of conversation, really great.

Students can't read a foreign language, teachers can't read his computer book, half a catty, really funny.

The principal's heart is loaded with teachers, teachers' hearts are loaded with students, "love all over the world", true love.

Principal out only three days, teachers are like students away from the class teacher, all over the body, really cool.

Who said that the new official three fire, the principal of the past few years have not been less "fire", beacon, really prosperous.

The music teacher is quite confused, the students are better than me "can" sing. I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure it's a good idea.

The better the class, the more energized it is, the more annoyed it is, and the longer it stays in class, the slower it is.

The party program is "Sanshoujian"

1. Drums and gongs are clanging and clanging, welcoming the New Year in a happy way, and the four of us are standing on the stage, saying Sanshoujian!

3, this year the company is in a good situation, signed a lot of contracts, the annual task is completed ahead of schedule, making money

4, a good national policy, the construction project is really quite a lot of infrastructure everywhere in the country, it's very good

5, the second rely on the salesmen, tireless publicity, XX company everyone knows, famous

6, despite the difficulties of the market, the salesmen are all The first heroes XXX, people fine legs fast brain, the annual completion of three million, model

8, in fact, XX is not bad, but did not dare to tell the truth, we know what for, afraid of Mrs. asked what the commission

9, the company is not simple, night and day to do the work, this hard work, why, earn money

10, the technical department, not to be missed, the company is not a good idea, the company is not a good idea. p>10 Technical Department, not less, elaborate design credit, but also the transmission of coal and chemical water to engage in, busy dead

11, Production Department, very hard, overtime often, two days of work a day to do, no one complained

12, quality inspection did not Ma Da, quality products every day to send, upstairs and downstairs busy running, really good

13, the Finance Department, is not simple, the open source of income and cut costs to strictly control, how many millions of additional revenue this year, can not be said to be the first time to do so. How many millions of revenue this year, can not say

14, administrative matters, a lot of welfare mobilization assessment of credit, all for the good of the company, don't get tired

15, logistics supply is very trivial, you can not say that it does not matter, every effort is precious, do not say that the tired

16, the after-sales service hard work, always outside the home, inside and outside the wife to do, don't change the heart

17, the company up and down collaboration, democratic decision-making hard thinking, do not rely on brute force rely on the brain, to do a good job

18, Hello shareholders, take the time to give more guidance, the heart of the grateful as the river waves, step by step

19, everyone here to listen to me, the true blessings pouring out of my heart, a good life is sweeter than honey, and send more New Year's Eve money

20, Mr. Everything goes well, go out and hand over the fortune, win the gift bag in the lottery ticket, the gift bag, the gift bag, the gift bag, the gift bag, the prize ticket, the gift bag, the prize ticket. The prize ticket in the gift bag, not soap

21, ladies good health, slim and beautiful like a piece of treasure, love, sweet husband good, spoiled

22, next year, the company has a huge change in the reform and innovation to be achieved, Samsung tomorrow more brilliant, rely on the dry

23, the end of the year bonus of 10,000 people, plus three and a half cases of Maotai, the manager of this I'm going to do it, do not count

24, today we come to the party, wash your hands of the money, the money is not enough to pay for the work of the company.

25, in order to today's gala, all employees are prepared, wonderful programs lined up, we retreat

Three sentences and half-language - bitter song

The program is only a section of the four of us standing on the stage, a gong, no drums, three sentences and a half-language, add to the song. We have no drums, but we're in a mess!

Early in the morning the rooster crows and the trumpet crows, not to go to exercise and sleep, but finally to get up, No. 1!

The cafeteria can be really tired of crowded meals, service attitude of the triads, a bun to half a pull, indeed black!

Six taels of rice, three taels of sand, biting into a steamed bun and choking off teeth, the food tastes bad, you go back, Baga!

The price of books is skyrocketing,

Books are expensive,

The homework is heavy and tiring,

Waxing and staying up all night to make up for the exams,

This is the first time I've seen a book in a classroom.

The classroom is damp and not bright, not to go to occupy the seat of no place, next year can use the east wing, enough to be difficult!

Secondary school classes have no taste, music and chatting doze off, homework will not do what? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Teachers are tired of working hard, teaching and educating people, which exams did not do well, shame!

Eating, drinking and high consumption, wine and food to have flavor, campus hotel more than a dozen, too dark!

The above said a lot, the campus on the right and wrong, after the campus also said what? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

The hospital is not guilty of murder, liver problems cut your stomach, carry the body do not go, pay the fee!

There are a lot of chiefs and directors, who are the right people to listen to? The final result is still not uniform, the meeting!

The station's hygiene control is strict, and you'll be fined for littering, so why do you have to pay ten dollars? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

The state-run unit of the iron rice bowl, the day of bankruptcy is really miserable, we eat together with the big, boss!

Zang Yanlong, the anti-Japanese hero, Baosanniang

The gongs and drums are beating loudly, listen to me tell the story of the anti-Japanese.

Don't lose your concentration,

____ tell me the story.

The Lugouqiao Incident, the guns rang out,

All over the country, the battlefields were set up.

Japan's army was in a state of war.

The Japs are invading,

___ black hearted.

The Japs are invading,

The Japs are invading. (

The Japs are too wild,

Burning, killing, and robbing everywhere.

Rape and pillage is not humane,

___ is a vicious wolf.

The national crisis is now upon us.

The Japanese army is committing atrocities.

The whole country is furious,

--fighting.

Japanese devils do not rampage,

Your life is not long.

The Chinese people are determined,

___ punish the evil wolf.

There is a Baosanniang in Xuyi,

who is devoted to the ****ing Communist Party.

Often sending information for the anti-Japanese,

___ busy running around.

Patriotic hero Baoniang

Author: Zang Yanlong

Since becoming an intelligence agent,

It has been day and night.

The information was sent to the contact point,

___Mu shop.

The armed forces got the information,

and ambushed on both sides of the road.

Ghosts were hit and ran away,

___wailing.

The ghosts are in a state of panic,

They are caught everywhere and their nets are wide open.

They are in a state of panic.

The head bastard, the big traitor,

___Wang, the head of the insurance company.

The Japanese captured Sanniang,

Sanniang did not panic.

The Japanese captured Sanniang, but she didn't panic at all.

The Japanese are not afraid of the Japanese.

The ghosts are a trickster,

It's up to you whether you want to kill them or not.

Forcing my wife to come and give me her...

This is the first time I've seen a woman in the world.

No way.

At dusk on the first day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar,

it was cloudy at the foot of Tiantai Mountain.

Groups of ghosts with swords,

___ not like people.

The Japanese, who have no face and no heart,

raised their butcher's knives with a vengeance.

The Sanniang laughed at the scene of the execution,

and sacrificed her life bravely.

To drive away the Japanese,

Sanniang sacrificed her life.

Only thirty-three years old,

___ youthful.

The heroine,

Bloodwitch Tiantai, is widely praised.

Her name and spirit will be passed on to future generations.

The stories of the anti-Japanese resistance are different,

and the children's group members are among them.

Little Soldier Zhang Ga Xiao Yu Lai.

-Heroes.

Sixty years after the anti-Japanese victory,

Remembering the heroes in our hearts.

The rich country and strong people to invigorate the majesty,

___ bravely forward.

Study hard and study diligently,

Aspire to serve the country and show great plans.

Strive to build modernization,

___ grow up quickly.

Three lines--God and I

December 06, 2002 11:04:03 Netease Community Unknown

God gave me a pair of feet,

To teach me how to stand,

But I only learned

--run away.

God gave me an upright waist,

taught me how to be indomitable,

but all I learned was

- to flail.

God gave me a pair of hands,

taught me how to create,

but all I learned was

-begging.

God gave me eyes,

taught me how to discover,

but all I learned to do was

--glance.

God gave me a brain,

taught me how to think,

but all I learned was

- to sleep.

God gave me a mouth,

taught me how to shout slogans,

but all I learned was

- to be funny.

God finally got mad,

and said,

Why take what I gave you

Always fooling around always being funny and always not learning!

And I finally got mad,

saying,

Why did you steal my ribs

and how can you never catch a woman running around?

God shook his whole body violently,

- fainted...

Three sentences "boast"

Good afternoon, teachers, welcome to the guidance, no matter whether it's good or not - don't run

Today we say a three sentence half, said the bad more tolerance, our purpose is only one - to add to the chaos!

The new century and the new year, the first to pay tribute to you, I give you a bow - to give money

Today, we are in a good mood, first dance to the bath, find a lady to tutor - really good

Busy to take time out of his busy schedule is Wu Bureaus, eyes folded smile. The two eyes are stacked and smiling, walking like the wind - fierce man

Clever and refreshing, Secretary Bu, well-mannered and talented, the three representatives of the heart - revolution

Handsome handsome man is the Bureau of China, the first white skin, beauty methods don't The secret - patent

Classical person is Sun Juan, soft like water Sai Zuying, gentle and elegant people good - lady

The situation of the Board of Education this year is good, promoted a number of small leaders, the new force of strong drive

The teacher is a role model, rooted in education for the motherland, hard work and diligent study - dedication

Educational research is the leading role, the city and rural areas have to run, and listen to the lessons and guidance - really good

Educational research is the leading role.

Teaching supervision is really hard, come before dawn and have to leave, the motorcycle shivering - fear

The most united in the teaching and research office, the relationship is healthy and pure, to eliminate the problem of the difficult to solve -

The most united in the teaching and research office, the relationship is healthy and pure, to eliminate the problem of the hard to solve

The year before last, we boasted about the "Four Flowers", but this year we boast about the beauties, and others don't boast about them - don't laugh at them

The ten beauties are standing in front of the stage, and they are so charming and beautiful, and they are so beautiful.

Huang Hak-kan, the chief beauty, traveled to the United States without saying a word, forgetting to bring her idol Wang Qingwen - a pity

Clock Wei, the leading actress, was drunk with rice-planting songs, and dressed in avant-garde style - a real beauty

We are the top ten beauties.

The foreign beauty is Fang Man, who looks like a mixed-race child and plays with computers - really cool

The Western beauty is Feng Ling, who looks like the movie queen Catherine and charms the handsome Xu Zubing - a perfect match

The rich and noble beauty is Huai Xia, who has beautiful big eyes. Huaixia, beautiful big eyes shine, spinach in the fall frequently sent - discharge

Fashion beauty is Xiaoping, follow the trend never stop, image planning she is the most line - South Tour

Tang Dynasty ladies is Qianqun, light makeup and thick smear is always appropriate, behind a large group of fans - a perfect match. She has a large group of fans behind her - a star

The talented beauty Zhang Xiaosong, who also has a harmonious smile, never relaxes in her daily study - admirable

The gentle beauty Hu Xiaoyan, who never gets tired of raising her children and has a family to support - a virtuous woman

She is a good husband and mother.

The innocent girl is Zhou Jing, who is very elegant, but sometimes she is quite playful and smart

We've worked hard to prepare for this party, and we've got a good program for you. -Retreat.