What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who's disgusting.
3. Everyone who has a daughter-in-law is hugging, and I'm going to start shaking WeChat.
4. Sometimes, I say? I'm fine? Actually, I just want someone to look me in the eye, hold me tight and say, I know you're not good, okay? , and then took out a pile of money into my arms.
5. I:? I'm going to have grandchildren. ? Friend:? Congratulations. Congratulations. ? Then I gave him a decisive hug.
6. Talk about me behind my back and wish you an unexpected death.
7. The six artifacts that interest men are: 1, leopard print 2, short skirt 3, stockings 4, boots 5, steel pipe 6 and seductive eyes. Only the Monkey King meets this requirement!
8.？ I watched a ghost movie with my best friend yesterday, and she actually cried. Ha ha ha ha, what a coward! If I hadn't fainted, I would have laughed at her severely! Ha ha ha?
9. When looking for a husband, you must find a Thai! They are rich and generous, because the first thing they say when they meet is: swipe my card.
10. My girlfriend's answer instantly made me lose my temper.
1 1. Don't take your photo as your avatar, because it will be unlucky to cancel.
12. In order not to affect the nearby residents, the aunt in the community invented the square dance with Bluetooth headset. Last night, she went downstairs to buy things and found the square was silent. Dozens of aunts danced with smiles. I went. It was even scarier than before.
13. I picked up my mobile phone to play in the middle of the night, but the goddess sent a message:? Would you like to be my boyfriend? ? Shit, what kind of person am I? I'll be right back: fuck off, I like you so much in the lower berth, and you treat him like this! ? Then I hacked her number. I put my mobile phone back on the upper bunk and went to sleep!
14. I spent 30,000 yuan on a piece of jade from the Qing Dynasty, and my mother broke my leg.