Soccer) is a comedy film written and directed by Stephen Chow and co-starring Zhao Wei, Wu Mengda, Xie Xian, and Huang Yifei. The movie tells the story of a poor but kung-fu minded man who creates his own Shaolin soccer team and achieves success.
Square dancing is the episode where Stephen Chow goes to Zhao Wei's place to buy steamed buns, but you have to be in the full version to have it, and now a lot of them are not visible in the censored version.