Silly man going to school skit lines
Skit is one of the very popular programs in the Spring Festival Gala, which brings joy to many audiences. The following are the classic lines of the "Fools Go to School" skit.
Fools go to school skit lines
The phone rings!
Student A: Class is in session.
Student B: Eh, class is in session, class is in session, come on come on class is in session.
Student A: Good day, class president.
Student B: Hello, eh, I heard that our class has a new class teacher, or a woman.
Student A: I don't care if it's a man or a woman, I'm just going to kick her out.
Student B: Uh-huh.
Student C: Eh, you two good.
Student A student B: Good morning!
Student C: so early to come, eh, have not heard of our class and change the class teacher.
Student A, student B: I know, I know, I knew.
Student C: Eh, and still a woman.
Student A student B: also know, also know.
Student C: Eh, why don't we stay and fix her. We'll give her a nickname.
Student A: Eh, not bad, this is a good idea.
Student A: Eh, not bad, that's a good idea.
Student C: Eh, called trumpet flower.
Student A: Horn flower, too vulgar too vulgar too vulgar.
Student B: How about this? Let's nickname her Old Mother Hen.
Student A: Ah, old hen.
Student B: Uh-huh.
Student A: Now the bird flu is very serious. And, how dare you call it a hen.
Student C: Yes.
Student B: that call, eh, simply so good, call her spinster.
Student A student C: good good ~~~~~
Student A: this is good, this is good, this is good.
Student B: This is a good idea. So you're going to call it good later? (pointing to student C)
Student C: I don't want to.
Student B: Then you do it (pointing to student A)
Student A: I don't want to do it either.
Student B: Then you don't call, she doesn't call, who calls?
Student C: Eh, there is, stay a fool to come, let him call.
Student B: Eh, good idea, good idea.
Student A: This is a good idea.
Student B: Silly, class is in session, class is in session, class is in session.
Silly student: come on. (Dancing colorful dance out) ~ ~ laugh what laugh ah? I've never seen a handsome man ah?
Student A: Eh, eh, stupid.
Silly student: Uh-huh.
Student A: There is a new homeroom teacher in our class. We nicknamed her spinster. In a moment she came you call oh.
The student: I do not call.
Student A: Why?
Student A: You're always lying to me, and every time I open my mouth, you shut it.
Student A: No, not this time.
Student B Student C: Right.
Student A: Let's all shout together.
Student B, Student C: Uh-huh.
Silly student: not lying to me this time?
Student A, Student B, Student C: Uh, yeah, not this time. Call together.
The stupid student: yes, together.
Teacher: Hello, I am the new class teacher. I heard that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very loving, and I will put my
love, to sensitize them. Hello classmates!
Student A Student B Student C Foolish Student: old.
Silly student: good virgin.
Teacher: which young student shouted teacher is a spinster, please step forward. (Student A student B student C backed up together) ~~ small students, please stand
up.
Silly student: uh-huh.
Teacher: You stand up firmly.
The teacher: the ground is not flat.
Teacher: You know what it means to be a spinster.
The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
Teacher: I have confidence and I have patience. Little student, please go to the office with the teacher for a moment.
Silly student: what for?
Teacher: Teacher treats you to chocolate.
The teacher: I'll give you some chocolate.
Teacher: Really, come on.
The teacher: Yes, eat chocolate to go.
Student B: Eh, this is called a spinster and eat chocolate?
Student C: Yes, if I had known that we also called which.
Student A: That's right.
Teacher: I invite you to eat chocolate, Dove, Goldie, eat ah eat, you eat full ah. (Walking out) I never physically punish my students.
You can come out.
Foolish students: came (dancing lap dance).
Student B: Eh, what happened to you? Fool.
Student C: Silly, are you okay?
Silly student: the teacher hit.
Student A student B student C: Let's see, see.
Student A: Alas, hurt not light ah?
Student B: hit not light ah?
Teacher: Sit well, the beginning of class. The teacher first to give you the first lesson, to teach you to read a Chinese character. Please all students with me to read, see clearly
clear. Student B Teacher i~~
Student A Student B Student C: Student B Teacher i
Foolish student: p Teacher i
Teacher: Student B Teacher i
Student A Student B Student C: Student B Teacher i
Foolish student: p Teacher i
Teacher: Please stand up, little student. The teacher thinks that your pronunciation is not standard, so I will teach you individually, listen carefully, student B teacher i.
Silly student: p teacher i
Teacher: quilt of the quilt.
The teacher: the quilt of the quilt. The teacher inspired you, your family
Is there a bed?
The teacher said, "I don't know if there's a bed in your house, but there's a bed in your house.
Teacher: What is that bed?
The teacher said, "I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
The teacher: What is on top of the sheet?
The student: my mom.
The teacher: What's on top of your mom?
The student: my father.
The teacher: What is above your father?
The teacher said, "I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Teacher: Then your family.
The teacher: What about your family's... quilt?
The student was kicked out of bed by the two of them. (The teacher hit the stupid students, stupid students dancing back)
Teacher: What kind of student is this? I'm so angry with the old man. The teacher said, "I don't know how to do this, but I'm not going to do it.
The teacher: What is this student?
Teacher: Next, the teacher gave you the second lesson, come on, small students, please stand up.
Foolish student: How come it's me again?
Teacher: Teacher asked you an arithmetic question, one plus one equals how many?
Silly student: one plus one equals two.
The teacher: I asked you an arithmetic question.
The teacher: smart what ah?
The teacher: What's smart?
The student: (counting fingers) three plus three, equal to six.
Teacher: Eh, good answer, small students. But you are so big, you can not break your fingers anymore. You have to do it by heart, okay? Come and put your hands
into your pants pockets. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The teacher asked you another question, five plus five is equal to how many?
The student: It's equal to eleven.
Teacher: Which one will equal eleven? You take him out and count again. Break a finger.
The teacher said, "I don't know how to do this, but I think it's a good idea to do it.
Teacher: Ten is right.
The teacher said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm not sure if I'm right, but I'm not sure if I'm right.
Teacher: Look, the sister laughed at you.
The teacher: Look at that, the sister is laughing at you.
The teacher: Look at that, the sister is laughing at you. You can't count eleven even if you count your whole life?
Teacher: (hit him) That sister, don't be angry, he is a stupid uncle. Come here and sit down.
The student is a fool. Which one of you can answer? Okay, you're the girl who can answer?
Student A: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East West Pawnshop, East West Pawnshop, East West Pawnshop.
Teacher: Eh, good answer, which other students can raise their hands to answer? Little students, you raised your hand can answer. Come on, please stand up and answer.
The student: answer what?
Teacher: Answer the couplet.
The teacher said, "I don't know how to do this.
Teacher: The first line is: South Tongzhou North Tongzhou, North and South Tongzhou can be North and South.
The teacher said, "I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm going to be able to do it.
Teacher: I'm not sure if you've got the right answer, but I'm not sure if you've got the right answer, and I'm not sure if you've got the right answer. The teacher asked you another one? The fragrant flower is not red, red flower is not fragrant, rose flower and red and fragrant.
The student: the loud fart does not stink, the stinky fart does not sound, the chain fart and stinky and loud.
Teacher: Class president, no farting.
The teacher said: "I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
Teacher: I don't believe it's hard for you. The teacher then asked you a? Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat scared rice, scared rice eat water, water fall out.
Silly students: huh! Your husband presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, the ground shakes. (The teacher hit the stupid student) I have answered correctly, you still hit me
?
Teacher: What student ah? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. The teacher said, "I don't know how to do this, but I'm not sure I can do it.
Silly students: good (dance dance)
Teacher: class president, you see the school festival is coming, our class prepared what program?
Student B: We prepared a recitation for the teacher.
Teacher: Let's start with a recitation.
Student B: Well, the first thing we recite for the teacher is Spring Dawn. The first thing we will recite for the teacher is "Spring Dawn".
Student A: Everywhere you hear the crowing birds.
Student C: The sound of wind and rain at night.
Student C: The maiden becomes a sister-in-law.
Teacher: (hit the stupid student) change, see you still change?
The teacher: (hit the stupid student) change, see you still change?
Teacher: Who taught you that?
The teacher: who taught you? You're a hammer, my mom, you're lying to me again.
Teacher: Come here, sit down.
The teacher said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry".
Teacher: Class president, this is not good, change one?
Student B: OK, cook the beans and burn the beanstalks.
Student A: The beans are crying in the kettle.
Student C: They were born from the same root.
Silly student: brother-in-law picks up sister-in-law.
Teacher: Bubble bubble (hit the silly student).
The teacher: Bubble Bubble.
Teacher: You're wrong?
The teacher: You're always wrong.
The teacher said, "I don't know what to do, I don't know how to do it.
Student B: And the chorus.
Teacher: That's fine, we'll all sing one.
Student B: All rise, get up early in the morning and get ready to sing.
Student A student B student C stupid students: get up early in the morning, the air is good ah.
Silly student: saw the teacher in the bath. Two boobs, bouncing ~~ floating with the wind!
Teacher: floating floating, see you still floating.
The teacher said: "I don't know why you don't sing.
Teacher: (hit the stupid student) What makes you always hit the teacher?
Student A student B student C: teacher you do not hit, the principal came.
Teacher: The principal is here.
Student A student B student C: fools run. (End)
Student A student C: student
Student B: class president
Foolish student: fool
Teacher: class teacher
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