2 jokes

1. In the office, the tutor roared: "Now the college students are too unqualified, on my computer to copy porn actually use cut!"

2. MM: I was angry with you the other day! I: Why? It seems that I did not provoke you ah. MM: the day I asked you 5 million and lovers can only choose between one, you choose which, the results you chose 5 million, so I got angry. Me: Awkward. Then what? I don't think I've apologized to you yet, right? MM: No, but then I thought about it and I would have picked 5 million, so now I forgive you~ Me: ?

3. Now the financial crisis is too outrageous, just after the interview, wait for a little while and then call over to ask something, the results did not expect even the interviewer to lay off!