Elementary school 5th grade 2 person unit 3 comedy skit script 200, 300 words, below! With action to be funny!

A: Something big happened in our school yesterday, do you know?

B: I don't know. I happened to be sick and didn't go to school yesterday.

A: This thing is too scary. I saw it with my own eyes, and it scared me so much that I almost didn't pee my pants.

B: Ah! What was so scary? Tell us!

A: You have to listen to me from the beginning.

B: Don't sell yourself short.

A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......

B: You said 10:00 is not the end!

A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class. The students were listening especially attentively and seriously. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop on the ground, but unfortunately, there was no one with a pin.

B: Ahem!

A: Just then, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on the campus, looking towards the sky with interest. In a short while, there were several of them gathered around. After a while, there were dozens more. And then after a while, hundreds more surrounded ......

B: Wait, where do we have so many teachers in our school?

A: Heh, the later ones seem to be preschoolers.

B: Look closer!

A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, I can see clearly!

B: Come on, what's going on?

A: I looked up too, but there was nothing above me but the floorboards.

B: Nonsense. Tell me! What happened?

A: I just saw the sky, cloudy, no sun, and I couldn't see the stars ......

B: Why are you so full of crap!

A: Just then, the sky, suddenly ...... as if it is not thunder.

B: What? It's an airplane explosion?

A: No, it's not.

B: is the United States rocket crash?

A: no.

B: Did an alien hit a utility pole?

A: Neither.

B: Then what happened?

A: Someone fell down ------