But many people have never experienced what it's like to watch a Hindi movie on the big screen.
Yes, we're not talking about the warm and fuzzy Three Stooges in Bollywood, but the kind of movie that makes you scream "alpaca" directly in the theater!
What do you think of the Hindi movie Baahubali?
Take today's premiere of Baahubali, the biggest Indian war epic of all time.
As a person who has seen this divine film in the oversized amphitheater of the Busan International Film Festival, Movie Monarch is very responsible to tell you that those who are about to go to the theater to see this film, all the viewing experience will be subverted to a thinly-veiled, a piece of dregs!
First explain a premise: the main character of the film, King Baahubali, does exist in Indian history, is a physically strong prince, through sports competitions to become the king, suddenly enlightened to run to practice, and finally became a Jain holy man.
In this movie, however, the director wasn't satisfied with that story and instead fit him into the story shell of the epic Indian myth of the Mahabharata. It's a favorite of the Indian people to take the story of their most revered god and put it on a human being, and the love of seeing their gaijin with godlike powers that are not available to ordinary people is one of the foundations of what makes 'Baahubali King' a god movie.
As for why Indians love it? It's burning! An ordinary man with the power of a god, how exciting! Have you seen Iron Man? Isn't it awesome? Have you seen Captain America? Isn't it exciting? That's what it's all about.
Only, the Indian people's ignition point is much lower, so the brain hole is much bigger, they do not care about gravity, not to mention the law of conservation of energy, as long as the special effects keep up, there is nothing they do not dare to think.
At the beginning of the movie, in the darkness of the moon and the wind, the king's city is on fire, and a noblewoman is fleeing with a baby, but she is shot in the back by a soldier's arrow and falls into the river.
Seeing that she was going to be swept away by the turbulence, she lifted up the baby and began to pray to Lord Shiva (one of the three gods of Hinduism, in charge of destruction and rebirth), her tone was half-prayer, half-threat, something to the effect of I made a mistake, you can punish me, but this child can not die! That momentum, often by the mother of the angry roar of the movie said almost scared to tears.
Perhaps such a woman let the God of Heaven feel really Yin Cui Sting it, was not over the head of the water in her mind, she really died standing in the river, and stood for a whole night, until the good villagers arrived in the early morning, to save the baby, the body floated downstream, and pointed in the direction of the other side of the waterfall before leaving --- Ignite or not! Is it burning! Just tell me if it burns!
Basically, from this pointing, the movie is like an evil, even the biggest brain hole dare to drill into it.
The baby gradually grows into a strong and beautiful man - strong for sure, beautiful or not is a matter of opinion. Although his adoptive mother hid his life from him for fear that he would leave her, he climbed the waterfall and got wet every day as if he had received a call from the gods.
Yes, wherever there is water, the director will be happy to show the hero's muscles, glistening brown muscles dripping with water (manually wipe saliva). Later, in order to stop his foster mother from picking up water every day to wash the stone vessel symbolizing Lord Shiva, he simply pries it up and moves it under the waterfall.
Here the director went even further, but also let him dance in the water, in addition to the muscles, waist flexibility is also a bar - burning? The first time I've ever seen this, I've seen it on the Internet, and I've seen it on the Internet. But this paragraph in the mainland release version was cut, REAL pity ah (I do not mean don't hit me).
Just then, from the waterfall suddenly fell down a mask, strong man was honey attracted, it did not take long for him to realize that it was a beautiful woman's mask, and then a hair out of control daydreaming - dreaming that he was attracted to that has not been able to leap over the waterfall crags,
Needless to say, he was attracted to that has not been able to leap over the waterfall crags,
Need not. At the drop of a hat, the heroine, standing on the opposite crag in a white bikini with lantern pants, sings and dances an Indian dance that draws him to fly over the crag like the Monkey King, swing through the rainforest like Tarzan, and send himself up to the top of the mountain with his arrows like the elf prince Legolas.
The whole process as if a celestial god in a triathlon race, completely ignoring gravity and the laws of physical movement, but in the heroine's soft waist and the temptation of the music rhythm, the movie gentleman but more and more into the investment, into the as if they are possessed by a strong man, flying through the heavy heavenly dangers, stood on the top of the world, the feeling, tsk-tsk-tsk. -The movie is a great success.
But if you think that's the limit of the movie's brainpower, you're wrong!
Next, when the strong man finally breaks out of the village, towards the king's city, meets the heroine, and begins to show the skills of flirting with the girl, the movie king seems to hear the sound of the terrier on the bow of the ship in the Titanic that is flaunted in the wind being stepped on viciously!
After the heroine ended the battle, the injured hand dipped in the river to the small fish kiss treatment, the result was lurking in the water under the strong man silently left love is also a symbol of sovereignty tattoo. The heroine, victimized by the tattoo and almost unable to participate in the battle, lies on her back in a tree to try to catch the strong man, only to be ambushed by the strong man behind her to stab another piece of her back.
This is a literary youth to tease the girl's set, this brother, your body are so good, the technique is still so good, is not going to give the body is not good but also straight male cancer of the Chinese straight men to leave a way out?
This is not all, after the exposure of identity, in the face of the heroine's resistance, the strong man simply wrapped in the heroine all the way to roll ah roll, from the snowy mountains directly rolled to the beautiful garden, and then opened up the old Buddha are jaw-dropping fashion makeover!
The burly man, in the midst of the heroine's dance-like attack, first retires the heroine's upper body armor, removes the heroine's headband so that he can reveal his bikini, and then rips off her dirty lantern pants, and then wraps them back up backwards, turning them into a new pair of lantern pants!
Immediately after the heroine to the bottom of the waterfall a push, to wash her hair, by the way, also wet body (please ask the heroine in the end with what shampoo, hair quality is also too good! Contact me for advertising needs!) .
Then the most combustible came! The male lead grabbed a handful of black fruits such as mulberry in one hand, grabbed a handful of red flowers in the other hand, and pinched it hard, the black juice gave the female lead eye shadow, and the red flower juice gave the female lead lip gloss - the two key points that can brighten up a woman's qi color the most in the veiled state, he grabbed them all and painted them extraordinarily well!!!!
It's really going to make the hearts of young Chinese girls who can only deal with straight Chinese men who don't even know that lipstick exists look crispy!
The key is, when the cave after the heroine back to the battlefield with a vegetarian face to kill unbeatable opponents, the strong man did not lift the pants on the disowning, but immediately followed to save the heroine, while the heroine put on shoes while the hand: "You are my people, your responsibility is my responsibility, you want to save the person is the person I want to save!"
Here the director also gave a look-up shot, the backlight in the strong man shot and God-like. However, I just want to say, even if God himself came, will be killed in seconds okay!
Well, after drilling so many holes in the brain, can your young minds still handle it? The movie is a great success, and it's a great opportunity to see what's going on in the world. However, the principle of brainstorming in the next half of the movie is basically the same as the first half, except that the hero is so powerful and flying, that is, when he is wet on a rainy night, he is so powerful and flying.
In short, it's just an easy way to kill your way back to the palace and take back everything that belongs to you. In order to give you some room to yell out the name "Alpaca," I'm not going to give you all the details.
Simply put, this is a Monkey King + Iron Man (Iron Man) + Prince's Revenge story! At first glance doesn't it seem particularly thunderous, and in fact it's hard not to feel that way watching it on the small screen, but if you watch it on the big screen, the effect is completely different!
Whenever a strong man with a face of power and beauty of the God of the face of the flying wall, or a look of love saint wet body flirting with the girl, the whole audience will be like some kind of frequency **** vibration of the same group of feelings, and even have the feeling of connecting with each other with a bond it. This is a kind of New Year's Eve with relatives to watch the Spring Festival Gala did not feel ah!
At this point, the movie can only look up to the sky and ask God, why? Why is it that only Indians can burn to this extent? Because it is full of love. I think I heard God answer this way.