2. Friends said the second half-price advertisement single dog said very hurt, I said that is your single dog thing, we single pig said to eat two just right.
3. When I saw your face, I thought your parents were not serious when they made you.
4. Every math class, so silently looking at the teacher, anyway, I do not understand, you are happy.
5. The world's most unfaithful is money, said together out of the door, and then it does not come back with me; the most loyal is meat, grandmother, how to dump can not be shaken off!
6. It's been too long since I moved my pen, and now I'm writing my homework with the feeling of the Emperor's approval.
7. Why are the hands of foreign girls so beautiful?
7. Why are foreign girls' hands so beautiful? Because they haven't written Chinese homework
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9. and his wife argued, I roared: don't think you look pretty I dare not hit you! I thought she would be very happy to hear, did not expect her to say: do not think you say very reasonable I will let you go!
10. When I was a kid, I especially liked to play hide-and-seek, and when someone else hid, I went straight home.
11. Today, I lie in the upper bunk, the lower bunk students in the cake, suddenly, he was furious, called: TM cake and nails. I heard, scrambled to put away the nail clippers.
12. I am running meat, I bring salt for themselves.
13. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love, and I slammed a math book in his face.
14. I'm going to get a haircut, and I'm going to throw my bangs out of my neck.
15. My desk asked me what is happiness, I said that some of the test copy is happiness.
16. school time, often dry anatomy, the dead are used to the dormitory at night than the steamer is still hot, the two goods roommate whimsical idea: the morgue has air conditioning, or we go there to sleep, I have the key.www.xiezuoyi.com另一二货马上说好啊, the two people went. The next day, the doorkeeper of the grandfather hospitalized.
17. between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades are going to dance together.
18. You will eat in addition to what will be hungry
19. Friendship is very simple, is to eat in their own delicious when thinking of each other, and then shoot down to send her.
20. There is a kind of people do not like you, but also do not allow you to like others you say is the class teacher?
21. The world's most terrible is not dreaming of falling asleep on the test field, but after waking up, they did fall asleep on the test field.
22. My future is a dream, and more regrettably, this moment also insomnia.
23. Dad educated me: you do not want to be deceived by men, men's words you do not believe. I don't know if I should listen to my father.
24. You know why the front camera on most cell phones is not high pixel, because you don't want to make you ugly.
25. I took my youth to bet on tomorrow, and lost one day after another.
26. Just now to a customer after cutting hair, he looked in the mirror, a smile on his face: tomorrow I called my brother to come together! I'm very happy, I was about to thank him, he patted my shoulder: you also call some people, then don't say I'm more bullying you!
27. A wake-up call for a roommate is better than 100,000 alarm clocks.
28. New Year's Eve, an old classmate sent me a blessing text message, I see that he wrote a good, changed the name of the group sent. As a result, he replied to me: Shit, when I was a child, I copied my homework, and when I grew up, I had to copy the old man's text messages, so I can't be more shameless!
29. Since the geeks call themselves Mrs. Curie, then the geeks are called Picasso (closed lock).
30. Last night I was at the bar and a beautiful woman came my way and asked if anyone was sitting here. I politely answered no, and my head kept thinking about what I was going to talk to her about later, and then the pretty girl took the chair away.