2. The so-called dilemma is to raise your head with headlines and lower your head with a double chin!
3. I marveled at the small waist of the year, but now, I have no regrets, and I'm all fat.
4. Girls sun photo self-cultivation: self-timer three thousand only take one.
5. What kind of girl do you like? Big waves with long hair. Is that the only requirement? No, it's three requirements!
6. The furthest distance in the world is no greater than the bus where I look at you frequently, you look at me frequently, and I fall in love with you at first sight while you hold your wallet tightly.
7. Every festival fat three pounds, a careful look at three kilograms. I've been trying to lose weight for half a year, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to make it to the end of the year.
8. I and mosquitoes are actually very good friends, we often play hide-and-seek, it won let it suck my blood, I won have to be its life.
9. After you get married, if the groom is not me, I will move next door to your house to live, to your children than to the pro-life okay, until let your husband doubt life.
10. According to my observation, anyone who loves to say that success or failure is not based on money is penniless!
11. "May I ask what is your secret to longevity?" "On my eighteenth birthday, I made a wish." "To live forever?" "No, to be able to find a girlfriend before I die!"
12. Maybe you're not happy with the way things are and think you're fat. Ugly. Frustrated. Poor. Stupid. But please believe that everything will be fine, slowly you will feel so fat. Ugly. Frustrated. Poor. Stupid. I'm not going to be able to do that.
13. When I was a child, I thought that people sprayed the word "demolition" on the wall, and I felt sorry for the poor people who didn't have a house to live in, and now I know that the word "rich" is read.
14. Boys generally say you ugly means that is okay, say you beautiful is really beautiful, because generally meet really ugly, is not going to talk to you, understand it.
15. Before, opened a company, named strength, I think it is very domineering. However, when the business license was issued, I was dumbfounded, it says: Strength Ltd! Therefore, not long after, my company closed down because of the failure to recruit people!
16. You're quite similar to the piggy bank you bought when you were a kid, fat and broke, or a pig!
17. The collapse of young people is from the beginning of the job, the collapse of middle-aged people is from the beginning of borrowing money, the collapse of the elderly is from the beginning of learning not to square dance.
18. There is really no jacket can be compared to the school uniform: sleeves hide cell phones, pockets can be loaded with books, rolled up is a pillow, spread out as a blanket, where all dare to rub. The key is that after wearing it, everyone can be ugly and average.
19. Today in the home training dog, training after the husband heartbreakingly went over, and the dog said in a long and serious way: "Oops, how do you dare to fight with the tiger? You're just a dog."
20. and immature men in love is like raising a son, you teach him how to love a person, and finally you will realize that you have a daughter-in-law.
21. and his wife had a fight, and afterward regretted that I should not let her, want to send her a necklace to coax her, but I do not know how long to buy. So, at night while his wife is asleep secretly take the rope in her neck measurement, as a result, she woke up.
22. Staying up all night is not good, will be intellectual decline, but also ugly, so, to be on the safe side, we are still overnight to good.
23. At noon, my friend invited me to dinner, when I bought the bill, I saw him pull out money very slowly, said: "Otherwise, I'll pull it out!" "That's not good enough!" So I put my hand in his pocket.
24. The neighborhood committee aunt: child, cold day you stand alone in front of the door for what, why not stay in the house? The child: Dad, mom is arguing. The woman is not a good person, your father is who? The child: this is the reason why they quarreled.