I don't know why, but lately there's a category of articles on the Internet that are particularly hot. It's probably just an inexplicable thing, followed by "determines your level".
A few random excerpts:
"The way you eat, determines your life"
"Your certain treasure, reflecting your pattern"
"Your avatar, determines your pattern"
"Write a good, reveals your level"
Wow, at that time, we thought it was amazing. Such philosophical and detailed judgments can be thought-provoking. Seeing the truth in the smallest of details.
We couldn't help but feel shallow and ignorant, so we stayed up all night and studied the issue in depth.
Finally, today, it dawned on us.
It's not just about that, it's about all the details of our lives that reveal where we're going.
Today we will share some of our own realizations with you.
First, let's hear a few sneezing sounds.
Recording
You can start by recalling the way you sneeze, and the closest to the first few.
The first sound, a low sneeze with a depressing sound. Such a sneeze usually indicates two things, one is intentional, indicating that the person has a very high level of education, even in the physical activity of sneezing, they know how to control themselves, not to make noise and not to cause trouble to others.
The other is unintentional, which indicates that the person is introverted and does not dare to express himself, such a person in life, often too weak.
The second voice, the one most often heard in life, is not depressing, but also nothing special, as is the case with most of us ordinary people.
The third kind. Such a voice is one in a million, and such people are born leaders. Such a sneeze, when it comes out, is bound to shock the whole world. First of all, when he sneezes, his voice is also subdued, indicating that he has an excellent singing voice and a beautiful voice. More importantly, for such a person, sneezing is not only not a need to repress things, but a grand show, that he is a very confident person, with the most uninhibited soul, with "blow ah blow ah my proud indulgence" open-minded, quite a bit of the temperament of the chaotic lords.
To be honest, our company, several executives, are so sneezing.
And according to historical records, Napoleon sneezed like this.
Even one of the most common actions we take every day, taking off shoes, is also a great mystery.
The first segment is the lowest, is not to borrow any external force, directly throw the shoes out.
This way may seem convenient, but it is actually an expression of using brute force. The point is, this way may throw the shoes all over the place, and you have to spend time to pick them back up.
So most people who choose this way of taking off their shoes don't think long term.
The second, slightly more advanced, is to take off the shoes by hand.
This method at least utilizes some of the skills of human limb coordination, proving that you are a person with a cooperative spirit.
One-handed shoe removal is more advanced than two-handed shoe removal because the other hand can be used to do other things, such as removing a wig.
When taking off your shoes with one hand, taking off your shoes with your left hand is again more advanced than taking off your shoes with your right hand, which proves that you have a highly developed left brain.
Adding one point here, according to Mr. Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Eagle Shooting Heroes,"
"Old Boy" Zhou Botong has a unique secret trick: left and right hand fighting each other - in fact, it is possible to take off the shoes with the left hand, the right hand to put on the shoes, without interfering with each other. interfering with each other. It can be said that this is a great talent in the jianghu, and there are few people who can compete with it.
The third highest level, when the "borrowed feet to take off shoes method".
As the name suggests, it is to use the toe of one foot to step on the heel of the other foot, and in an instant, the whole body will be concentrated on the toe of one foot, and at the same time, the other foot will be pulled out of the shoe with the speed of lightning and fire. This action seems to be simple, but it requires a high degree of coordination of all parts of the body.
The whole process, to be able to do it in a smooth flow, requires a lot of practice.
Those who can stick to this method of removing shoes for a long time are those who have perseverance, team spirit and know how to utilize resources efficiently.
Some people may ask, can the way of wiping the ass also determine the pattern of life, isn't it enough to wipe it clean?
Not really. The more seemingly irrelevant something is, the more it reveals the level of your life.
Some people wipe from front to back, which is the most convenient, the most smooth, the most comfortable, but not necessarily clean. The most important thing to remember is that the most efficient way to get to the end of the road is to get to the end of the road, and that's where you're going to find yourself. The first thing I'd like to say is that I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Some people wipe from the back to the front, equivalent to the wind forward, wipe the time is not so smooth, but can wipe the ass clean. Such a person is down-to-earth and hard-working and worth trusting.
What most people don't know is that the best way to wipe your ass is with both hands. That's what one of our CEOs told us when we interviewed him. 98% of people wipe their asses with only one hand, and that's just the way they think.
The use of both hands shows that the person knows how to think about things from multiple perspectives and in a holistic way. Moreover, the only way to wipe your ass with two hands is to use both hands to wipe your ass in a truly 360-degree manner.
The president, it is by flexible thinking, know how to adapt, to the high position.
How to use the paper when wiping your ass, there are also rules.
People who use a piece of paper only once have the thinking of the rich;
The one who folds a piece of paper repeatedly and uses it many times is the typical thinking of the poor.
Because the paper in the process of folding, inevitably the area becomes smaller, the place that can be rubbed becomes smaller, which will result in the loss of results.
The poor tend to care more about the benefits of using less paper and ignore the results. Rich people think in terms of the long term.
Here's the point.
When you put on a condom, it's often when your heart is burning with desire and you can't wait.
These times of urgency are the most testing of human nature.
The first kind of people, in order to figure fast, early into the next step, then their own hastily wear finished, without regard to wear the posture is elegant, wear did not wear stable, such a person, too calm, is often a loser in life.
The second kind of person, even if the heart is anxious, will maintain elegance and decency. He will let the girl with his hands to help himself to wear, so as not to lose elegance, but also give the girl full respect, the sex into two people **** the same thing. Such people, who are natural leaders, can easily establish the same goal with others ****.
The third type of person, the phoenix.
They all invite girls to put condoms on themselves with their mouths.
First of all, it's a combination of dominance and gentility. You have to be both bossy enough and give a girl enough respect to make a girl willingly put a condom on you with her mouth.
And, it's also a kind of pie-in-the-sky imagination; putting on a condom is actually a boring thing, a pre-dawn ordeal, but putting on a condom creatively like this makes it a joyful thing, too, and so there's light in the darkness of the night.
A girl said that when she was young, she had helped a boy put it on with her mouth, and at the time she was reluctant, but the boy looked at her as if she could not resist. At the time, the boy had come from nothing and had nothing, and they broke up due to poverty.
Just five years later, the boy was already worth over a hundred million dollars.
There are many more that we can't cover here for reasons of space.
The way you wipe your lipstick, the way you fart, whether you walk on your left or right foot, and whether you brush your upper or lower teeth? All of these reveal how much of a failure you are in life.
It is very likely that when you are not aware of it, outsiders have already labeled you with 100,000 labels through your small actions and seen you through.
Some may ask who are we to judge what is high and what is low.
We don't think that question needs to be answered.
After all, it's been this way since the beginning of time. The one who watches American dramas looks down on the one who watches Korean dramas, the one who listens to ballads looks down on the one who listens to pop, the one who bounces around looks down on the one who dances in the square, the one who plays Shake it up looks down on the one who plays fast hands, the one who learns about culture looks down on the one who learns about the arts, the one who reads Wang Xiaobo looks down on the one who reads Guo Jingming, the one who likes art and culture movies looks down on the one who likes commercial movies, the one who plays with a DSLR looks down on the one who uses Meitu Xiu Xiu, and the one who likes acting looks down on the one who likes little fresh meat.
Everyone always likes to engage in a chain of contempt, defining their own tastes as high-class and those they don't like as low-class.
Lightly mocking other people's tastes, and heavily defining other people's lives.
Never reasonable, with eight big words written on their faces: self-righteous, shallow and narrow-minded.
I used to not understand why they were like that.
Now I get it.
The more you fail in life, the more you like to look for superiority in everything you can freely choose.
Because bullshitting takes strength, but pretending doesn't.
Finally, I would like to dedicate this article to all those who like to find superiority by denigrating others.