six pounds!
2. I was told that I was handsome, I laughed because I was more handsome when I smiled.
3. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing my art!
4. In the future, I'll make a movie "Those years, we the girls no one chased", I don't believe it won't be a hit.
V. I hate those who tell me "why did you give up treatment" crap, as if I'm still saved.
Six. Obesity is a breathing pain, it hurts when you eat KFC, it hurts when you eat McDonald's, and it hurts when you drink water.
VII. At night, my husband turned off the lights, I want to learn the soft girl, so I drilled into my husband's arms and said: husband I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: pull back, don't pretend, the last time you go to the haunted house, you all the way to shake hands with those ghosts, the whole thing with the leadership in the countryside!
8. Neighbors two mouths quarrel.
The three-year-old baby cried and yelled, "Dad, you do not hit mom, dad you do not hit mom, you can not beat her, oooh!"
9. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "If I were crazy . Will you still love me?" The boyfriend said firmly: "Love!" The girlfriend pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really do love my appearance!"
X. High school students do not lament what "a graduation, this class is not expected to get together" words, I tell you: in college, the class can not get together.
Xi. Finally understand the beginning of the military training why to turn back and forth, because the only way to get a more uniform sun.
xii. God closed the window of math for me, by the way, brought the door of English, and blocked the sewer of science, even the language of the dog hole for me.
XIII. Psychologists once said that the more a person flaunts something, the more they lack something. But how do I feel that they show off the rich is rich, show love is a date, sunshine scenic spot is to go on a trip!
14.morning just out of the neighborhood door. A
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6-year-old loli, a hugged my thighs crying: uncle, you marry me! I was in a mess, suddenly heard a voice behind me said: you are married, today also have to give me to go to school!
15. What does it mean to be a real house? This morning I saw a buddy wearing a pair of shorts and an undershirt standing in front of the building. Looking at the snowflakes on the ground, he said, "I go, it's winter!"
Sixteen. Once a senior said to me: "Boys do not need to have how handsome, do not need to be rich, as long as there is a gentle and considerate heart, the girls will like." Now please that senior you come out for a moment, I promise not to kill you.
XVII. Women fat is plump, thin is slim, tall is slender, short is exquisite! Men fat is a pig, thin is ribs, high is bamboo pole, short is winter melon. There is no heavenly reason!
18. not eat a full meal. There is only one eating full of trouble; every time after eating full, there will be more trouble appear!