Brain Teasers and Answers

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming how many one plus one equals, and Xiao Ming said he didn't know. The teacher told him to go home and ask his parents. Ming asked his dad, "How many is one plus one?" Dad was reading the newspaper, "Three, the President of the United States." Xiao Ming asked his mom, who was playing poker, "Gone!"

Xiaoming asked Grandpa, who had just finished a job: "Exhausted!" Xiaoming asked his grandmother, who was on the phone: "I'll wait for you downstairs!" Xiao Ming asked his sister, who was eating a popsicle: "Cool!" The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "How many times does one plus one equal?"

Ming said, "Three."

"Who told you that?"

"The President of the United States."

"Where is he?"

"Gone."

"Gone how?"

"Exhausted!"

"You go stand under the school building!"

"I'll wait for you downstairs!"

"How are you feeling right now?"

"Cool!"

The teacher's face changed in anger, "Where is your house? I'm going to find your mom and dad!"

The teacher was furious!