1. The sky will never fall out of the trap, it will only fall out of the trap.
2. Sweat on the brow, tears under the brow, you always have to choose one.
3. Ideas are like underpants, you have to have them, but you can't prove to everyone that you have them.
4. Why do you sit there looking like an unaddressed envelope?
5. A gentleman's revenge is never too late, but a villain's revenge is taken from morning to night.
6. Originally prepared for this year, thin into a lightning bolt, bright blind your eyes, do not want to even fat into a nut wall, blocking your line of sight.
7. White plus white is black, because double negation is certain.
8. My feelings for you are like Lei Feng's compassion for the poor.
9. Loneliness is when someone is talking and no one is listening, and when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!
10. Than to meet a shrew more headache is to meet two shrews at the same time.
11. I want to condense my life into a joke.
12. If you can't speak clearly to your tutor, then just confuse him!
13. You are not Huang Rong, you are just locusts, why do you want Brother Jing? You are shameless.
14. Let the girl become a woman is the most basic responsibility and obligation as a man.
15. Women do not matter decent, decent because the temptation is not enough, men do not matter loyal, loyal because the betrayal chip is too low.
16. You you this little goblin, make me in your love poison but delayed to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh, I'm dying! Save me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
17. The love that does not feel pain is not real love, and the marriage that does not feel happy must be a sad marriage.
18. Wearing Hengyuanxiang sweater, carrying a gift box of platinum, holding a triple essence of calcium gluconate, sipping a Taiji emergency syrup, where many people run where this is even behavioral art, right?
19. Grow up, marry the monk as a husband, can play a play, can not play on him to eat.
20. Should not look at the do not see, should not say do not say, should not listen to do not listen, should not think of not want to do what to do what to do.
21. Don't talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
22. Love is sometimes very much like the feeling of drunkenness, the mind is clearly sober, but the behavior is not controlled.
23. Don't say for life, don't say forever, who can promise the future? What we can grasp is nothing more than the local feelings at that time. But the whole life, is also countless now composed of, try to do a good job of each moment, is also forever.
24. For China and study hard! A pack of China much money ah!
25. Harmonious campus, riding a bicycle may be a blogger, while driving a Mercedes-Benz may be a logistics.
26. In fact, when people are alive, it is a shell, and when they die, it becomes a pile of ashes.
27. My heart for you, harder than diamonds 。。。。。。 It won't be a heart stone, right?
28. When you go crazy, it's as surprising as a pig going up a tree.
29. That said, there is a monkey in the zoo, strangely ugly, people see people vomit! The next day I went to see it, I threw up! The third day you went, the monkey threw up!
30. Life is like a piece of broken iron, throw it into the fire, knocking and beating, can also refine a fine!
31. The perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!
32. General like me, general like bright. I can't look at you!
33. Ads on the subway: crowded? Buy a car! Ads on cabs: Gambling? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on a new car!
34. Know why Gao Xiaosong is drunk? That's because the drug Jiaxin wanted him to sing a song of you in the same jail.
35. Today's MM's birthday, in order to be the first to send blessings, early in the morning I picked up the phone on time to send a message: sofa.
36. By the mountain, by the water, by the water, today's robbery, not allowed not to give, who want to resist, let him see the ghost.
37. Yesterday is history, today is the beginning, tomorrow no one is good!
38. Recently, God began to change the donkey's legs, floating clouds into rain!
39. I only cared to look back, but did not care how long the road ahead.
40. There is no strong master, do not think you are a dog can bite people!
41. It's the heart that gets tired, and the heartless don't care.
42. The highest state of being a man is not that you go to pick up chicks, but to let chicks pick you up.
43. How big a body it takes to hold up your nasty soul!
44. You can't be a meal, but without you, I can't eat.
45. If life deceives me, then I also go to deceive life.
46. You let me off the stage, I let you even the opportunity to go on the stage are not.
47. You live in my heart, you pay rent?
48. The gym teacher said: who dares to wear a skirt in my class, she will be punished for doing handstands!
49. The most embarrassing nothing more than and girlfriend to the Civil Affairs Bureau registration, the staff is actually a former girlfriend.
50. If you don't like me, I'll castrate you as my sister.
51. I stood in your city and shouted: ouch! Full of deep ah!
52. The third party is not the later one, but the one who is not y loved.
53. The most depressing thing in the world is stepping on your own poop.
54. Wear someone else's shoes to walk someone else's road, so that others can neither find shoes nor find the road.
55. Sister is not Mona Lisa, will not smile at everyone.
56. Men say like you, just like your body.
57. There are thousands of men in the world, and they can't change every day.
58. Bull B in the fighter, bitch in the VIp.
59. Chopin, you have to be able to play the sadness of the labor, labor will give you a dollar.
60. Most of us alive have done only three things in our lives: deceive ourselves, deceive others, and be deceived.
61. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, I'm afraid to open the lid and drink, and then a bottle.
62. If you are a flower, then the cattle do not pull manure.
63. Once you go out, the birds fly away from the mountains, and the people are destroyed.
64. Women like clothes, but sister is the temperament you can not wear.
65. For the sake of the motherland's next generation, and then ugly have to fall in love, talking about the world is full of love.
66. intend to cut hair, dumping the flow of the sea dumped head are broken.
67. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic two kinds, static is to sleep, dynamic is to turn over.
68. Brushing teeth is a sad and happy thing, a hand with a cup, a hand with a wash.
69. Hoeing the sun when the afternoon, school is really hard, has entered the school, the penalty station in the afternoon.
70. I'm flat-chested, I'm proud, I'm saving fabric for the country.
71. Sleeping with a printer on your pillow, you can print out a whole night's dream, right?
72. Fasten your seatbelt, there may be a love affair waiting for you ahead.
73. Xiaoming: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad: Silly child, how can you be a silly child?
74. Life is like a trip, care is not the destination. Instead, it is the NB along the way, and the mood when dealing with NB!
75. Standing on the shore of the years, to their own past to make a water drift
76. Sometimes the old days a rain, because the world needs to wash a wash, sometimes the eyes rained because the heart needs to wash a wash!
77. I am poor, please do not rob the tomb!
78. Don't think you're younger than me, you can jump around for a few days more, the coffin is loaded with dead people not old people!
79. Celebrity quotes, you have to be a celebrity first that is famous, other people's farts are famous farts! You can compare?
80. Brother is a civilized person, all the dirty words have used saliva disinfection.
81. If I die, my first words will be: I finally do not have to be afraid of ghosts.
82. I have done two things wrong in my life, one of which is to be born, the other is to live.
83. Don't pose pOSE in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop the camera.
84. And you break up, because, you do not even deserve to hold hands!
85. One day Xiao San cried, because there was Xiao Si!
86. Thin out a small face, save how many cosmetics ah.
87. Go the way of the yuan, so that the people have no way out!
88. Break up more meaningless, capable of we play divorce!
89. Guinness Book of Records: the world's largest coffee table area of 9.6 million square kilometers, can be placed 1.3 billion cups.
90. Self-love, must first be selfish, only selfish, in order to love.
91. Some people, always have to sell all he has, to get what he does not have.
92. In the school is that money to mix the day, now is to take the day to mix the money!
93. Exam test is good, all rely on the table good.
94. I despise those who, commonly used expression chat.
95. The hand of his son, the son dragged away, if the son does not go, shoot dizzy continue to drag away!
96. Since the psychosis, the whole person is much more spiritual.
97. I do not have time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
98. Going to bed is such a pure thing, don't be tainted by love.
99. Some words, you want to say nature will say, do not want to say, hear is only false.
100. Because I am not afraid of anything, so I can not lose anything.
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The funniest classic sentences selected
1) Feng Shui treasure, not a mountain and water, but by you to accompany the burial.
2) Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they come together.
3) I want to lose weight I got fat, want to gain weight wallet but slowly thin.
4) I have been running in the field of hope, it is inevitable that I will not trip over the stone of disappointment.
5) In the past, to talk about friends, we first asked if they had friends, but now we have to ask if they are gay.
6) Why is there a moon on the forehead of Bao Qingtian, because the day does not understand the darkness of the master.
7) Why crabs walk horizontally with pincers is capricious!
8) Don't challenge my patience with your temper, or you will die a beautiful death.
9) Hello, the number you have dialed has passed away, please dial again in the next life.
10) Apples are the real bosses of the fruit world. One seduced Eve, one smashed Newton awake, one became a cell phone brand, and one dominated square dancing.
The most hilarious classic sentences
1) She dares to steal money today and steal people tomorrow, this is all a dragon operation.
2) Do not miss some crooked dates how to know what is the best.
3) Don't force me, or I'll be great and out of control.
4) You do not go to confession never know how ugly you are, you do not go to borrow money never know how bad your character.
5) Jealousy is a knife, either in others or in yourself.
6) In fact, I do not like loneliness at all, why loneliness, always come to me.
7) Hurt people love to drink wine, lonely people love to sing old songs.
8) Teach others how to goods for a lifetime, but no one to teach how to die.
9) Jokes actually have hot and cold points, who does not know humor.
10) Love is usually the abandonment of fools, want a liar.
11) My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. Oh, your girlfriend is so strong.
12) This guy doesn't know much about music, so he's sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.
13) Never fell into a good college student, relying on the strong quality!
14) In those years, the math teacher tapped the blackboard and shouted: about it? About not about?
15) The first time you do not look too good, but then even more squashed.
16) Put down the butcher's knife to become a Buddha means that you put down the butcher's knife the moment the other side cut you into two petals.
17) Brushing teeth is a mixed blessing. One hand holds the cup, the other hand holds the wash.
18) Going to bed after 12 pm is equivalent to chronic suicide, not eating breakfast is equivalent to chronic suicide, often barbecue is equivalent to chronic suicide, cell phone hours on is equivalent to chronic suicide, stay indoors for a long time is equivalent to chronic suicide, too much complaining is equivalent to chronic suicide, lack of exercise is equivalent to chronic suicide. I suddenly realized that I did not do anything a day, light TM suicide!
19) At ten o'clock in the evening, my daughter-in-law, who was traveling abroad, called. The following is the dialog! Daughter-in-law: where are you? I: at home! Daughter-in-law: really at home? I'm not out fooling around? Me: Are you sick again? I'm not at home, where am I? Daughter-in-law: that's good, then you go to the middle door of the refrigerator, the third compartment to see what I went to take a look, there is a picture of the two of us. Told her. Daughter-in-law: uh. Then you are at home, go to bed early!
20) Since I turned into shit, no one stepped on my head.
21) Daze this thing, if done well is called deep. If you do not do well, it is very likely to fall asleep
22) hospital, the doctor said to the husband, your wife's body is not a big problem, you go home and everything to go along with her a little bit, try not to fight with her, what requirements to try to meet her, it is best to take her out of the trip twice a year, so that she can keep her spirit happy, it will soon be good. The husband went home, said to his wife: wife, the doctor said you have no cure for this disease.
23) I always think that the bed, I think, is too neatly made, will be a bit of a peaceful old age. Well, or messy, more energetic.
24) I prayed to Jesus for a solid, stable life, and he thought about it and said, "Let's talk about world peace first.
25) I asked him: husband, do you think I am ugly? I thought my husband would say: baby is not ugly at all. The result looked at me and threw down two words: do not mind.
26) elementary school students essay "tangled", the full text is as follows: I broke up with Duan Wu Jie, and now waiting for Zhong Qiu Jie, but in fact, I like Fang Shujia, so I want to Fang Shujia. But her sister, Fang Xinjia, is even more beautiful, and I like it even more. But my heart has always loved Bu Shangxue the most, how I want to be with her forever~ and of course her sister Bu Shangban.
27) The world is unfair in that: God said: I want light! The first thing I want to do is to get the best out of the world, and then I'll go back to the world. The girl said: I want a diamond ring! So she has a diamond ring. The rich man said: I want a woman! So he has a woman. I said: I want a bath! I can't believe the water is out.
28) Mrs. Teacher, you just from the old line! A long, long time later, Mrs. Master, you will spare me!
29) If you ask your friends around the word, if ten people, nine people said they do not know, then it is an opportunity, if ten people, nine people know, is an industry.
30) Sister is not the square fortune-telling, nagging so many you love to hear high.
31) stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.
32) Heroes do not ask for the way out, rogues do not look at the age!
33) When I was young, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and then I realized that the whole world could not save me.
34) Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!
35) You fish and meat people, the people will meat you.
36) When I am particularly sleepy, moral standards are not awake, so teachers beware.
37) Today in the road to see a grandmother fell in the street, I ran over to the grandmother to help up, the results look like she is going to fall, I think it is estimated that I want to blackmail me for money, I decisively fell to the ground first, on the ground and constantly twitching and foaming at the mouth, the grandmother stayed for a moment, I was twitching while squirming, probably squirming to two meters away, climbed up and patted the dust and walked away, the grandmother is still stagnant in the original place of dumbfounded. The first time I saw this was when I was in the middle of the night.
38) Men's knees have gold, I cut off the whole leg, even a piece of copper did not find!
39) Don't talk about lifetime, don't talk about forever, who can promise the future? What we can grasp is nothing more than the local feelings at that time. But the whole life, is also countless now composed of, try to good every moment, is also forever.
40) When interacting with people, listen more and talk less. This is, why God gave us a mouth and two ears.
Most Classic Funny Sentences About Most Classic Funny SentencesSelected Most Classic Funny Sentences
1) My first name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my legal name is Rudra.
2) I am on the road to chopping spines and killing dragons, swimming rivers and climbing to the top of the tower is responsible for kissing your princess awake.
3) Take off the clothes I am a beast, put on the clothes I am a clothed beast!
4) Meng mother's story of three moves actually shows that she is a good son, if I change, moving a hundred times is useless!
5) The only difference between a marriage license and a production license is that it doesn't hang on the wall.
6) I don't know whose daughter-in-law is in my bed, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed she's in!
7) The Internet is like a prison, originally stole a wallet to come in, and when you get out you learn everything.
8) My id is fake, people do not believe I am a liar.
9) My buddy and his girlfriend got their production license and are busy producing every day in a hurry.
10) When I was in school, I thought about vacation every day, and now I'm completely on vacation, but I want to go to school again!
The most classic funny sentences
1, the woman's wrinkles called old age, the man's wrinkles called vicissitudes.
2, lived more than twenty years, did not do something for the motherland for the people, every thought about this, sad.
3, big head, thick neck, action stupid like a pig!
4, live, is to leap in the gibberish.
5, your lung capacity is how much ah, can put the bull B blow so big.
6, Confucius said: three people, there must be my wife. Choose the beautiful one and marry it.
7, in fact, I have not left the jianghu, I just long-term diving under the jianghu.
8, cattle bi appearance hides a two-bi heart
9, black silk flood season, so that we these thick legs how to be embarrassed?
10, you wear a dangerous, but long and safe.
11, can recognize what they are, are good.
12, romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth a million
13, you're a special kind of person, especially when you're sorry
14, when the bright moon, go and ask Yi Zhongtian!
15, you a serious appearance can not hide you a sultry heart!
16, the enemy fell into the water, we can only pee.
17, you wrestled and fell down only one frame of blood, called three letter Zeng brother, resurrected in place.
18, I am most afraid of three things in my life, the first is afraid of death, the second is afraid of being sick, the third is afraid of dying when sick.
19, I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.
20, to be able to put so many human vices MIX so perfect, I believe you rain out on the street, Thor can not touch you feel sorry
21, the reason why you can not tolerate the sand, is that you use to choose the flour of the sieve, it is too subtle The reason why I can put up with you, is that I used to catch the big fish in the net, so that the small fish have slipped through
22, bought a computer does not go on the Broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
23, every morning when I get up, I have to look at the Forbes rich list, if there is no name on it, I will go to work.
24, I can think of the most romantic thing, is to see you a person slowly grow old.
25, youth is like toilet paper, look quite a lot, with the use of enough
26, every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, from green to yellow, and then blue, and then purple, and then blue, and finally left me.
27, your new favorite, not as usual is someone else's broken shoes.
28, the river and mountain is so delicate, attracting countless small three actually guilty of riot.
29, cow B is mortal, cow organ is literati.
30, you are gold I am coal, you will shine I will be hot. Don't piss me off, be careful I'll melt you.
31, flower heart big carrot encounter water sex small Yanghua, this will be a sexual commotion, a heavyweight shake.
32, the old lady turned into a swan when you are still Section egg it.
33, the alarm clock woke up just my shell, not wake up my sleeping heart.
34, every day to take the whining out of the sun, the mood will not lack of calcium.
35, you now live well? If you're not doing well, I'm relieved.
36, you you you you you, and then forced me, I will feed you drink Sanlu.
37, looking at his eating, you can hardly believe that there will be extinction of mankind
38, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are more meat and potatoes, flowers are generally still not inserted in your body, because that degrades the sense of beauty
39, people do not YY wasted teenagers! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for your purchase.
40, Nima I waited half a day for your news, the results of a haha, you fucking when I tell jokes.
1. The pain of learning is temporary, the pain of not learning is lifelong.
2. Without hardship, there is nothing to be gained.
3. Those who invest in the future are those who are loyal to reality.
4. Do not put off today's business to tomorrow.
5. Napping at this moment, you will dream; and learning at this moment, you will dream.
6. Learning is not a matter of lack of time, but lack of effort.
7. Happiness may not be ranked, but success must be ranked.
8. Learning is not all of life. But since even a part of life learning cannot be conquered, what else can be done?
9. Please enjoy the unavoidable pain.
10. Only by working earlier and harder than others can you taste success.
11. Even now, opponents keep turning the pages.
12. Time is passing. Classic funny sentences about the start of the school year
13. The saliva that flows now will be tomorrow's tears.
14. Learn like a dog, play like a gentleman.
15. Don't walk today, run tomorrow.
16. When you think it is too late, it is precisely the earliest time.
17. Educational attainment represents income.
18. One day passes and does not come back.
19. Today, which I have wasted, is the very tomorrow for which those who perished yesterday prayed.
20. No one can succeed casually, it comes from thorough self-management and perseverance.