CuiDaBu skit assistant director lines, urgent!!!!

Director: Action! Director sorry to wait a moment, immediately the actors will arrive, do not be in a hurry. To briefly introduce myself I am a very famous assistant director from Taiwan I am XXX all departments pay attention to la! Rocker walk up good thank you makeup teacher arrived? Good, thank you right away good. (Others on stage) Eh! Sorry sorry sorry a few gentlemen, that trouble this is the set does not give dinner OK. Sir, please come out for a moment, okay? Please come out with me for a moment, OK.

A: Eat it.

Director: Come out for a while,

A: Eat

Director: Eat later, you first come out with me I have something to find you.

A: I haven't finished eating yet.

The guide: out.

A: Well.

The guide: you are an actor, you are the head of the group. I let you look for the actor you found it?

A: ah!

Director: I let you responsible for looking for the actor to whether it

A: to whether it.

Director: I asked you if you're here

A: Yes, I'm here

Director: I asked you if the actors are here

A: I'm here

Director: Is this all right?

A: Yes

Director: Excuse me, a few gentlemen get up and come out for a while, don't eat, okay? Please come out for a moment. I ask this are you looking for ah, this are who ah

A: international big bowl, Thailand to drop

B: Savadika card card card card!

Guide: what about this one?

A: the domestic first-line bowl, played Professor

Director: Mr., we are here to shoot a movie can you get this tooth down not.

C: porcelain

Guide: people baking porcelain are white

C: baking paste

Guide: okay, okay, don't say it again, this guy looks quite handsome ah. Come to introduce me to who this is.

A: my son (heh heh)

Guide: what is your son's name ah

A: my name is Shi Xiang

Guide: I ask you what is your son's name!

A: called Shi Zhenxiang

Guide: line line line ah a formation, will soon be dancing. Come on, according to the size of a stand.

You are the first ah? You are the second ah? Are you the third? You're the fourth? You're the fourth. Report the number! (one or two) you are one you are two

A: two fools, I am one

Guide: then why do not you shout it

A: one!

Guide: I said start it to the left to turn against the back do not move back do not move back do not move can not move (said while hitting the head of the A)

A: this feng shui is not good, I move a place

Guide: backward turn! Yo, we meet again. The back of the line to stand still all don't move all don't move.

A: Hey! I'm not here. You want to move you, you come to me. I'm here!

Guide: back you do not move

A: fight fight fight! Beat that Savadika

Guide: all do not move but you move is not it? Converge into a row, the next episode of our rehearsal is a musical I'll see if your sense of rhythm is good. I'll see if you've got a good sense of rhythm. Come on, everyone, get ready to come down, yoyo, move up and cut up, yoyo, cut up and cut up, yoyo, all of you, move up, yoyo, why don't you move

A: You're blind, ah!

Director: line line line, now time is not allowed to come to the various types of work to get ready (kick the director) who kicked me (loud)

C: is the front of the (finger in front)

Director: he was so far away from the kick of me I tell you do not so a few Schadenfreude who kicked me I have a number of heart just kicked my step forward to go (other people backward to stay A)

A: not me

A: I'm not the one

A: I'm not the one

A: I'm not the one

A: I'm not the one who kicked you.

Director: I thought I knew it was you the bald donkey what is the meaning of Wang Er you again to be a good actor group head I do not need you to immediately carry out the preparations (turned back and left)

A: Sorry (kicked the director, the shoes fell)

Director: This is what ah (holding the shoes) at ease! I told you that you this unscrupulous assistant director you can not shoot any big drama brother a few walk bye bye

Director: Sorry ah director this play I screwed up, director director 。。。。。