Opening: (a table on the stage )
Opening (aunts back hands on)
Aunts: Boys have four thoughts: one want to live a long life, two want to nothing will not be, three want to guess the prize is always right, and the fourth want to the girl's dormitory dating. (pause) Heh heh! Since the boys put the fire of war to us, make us is chicken and dogs ah, (to the sky arch) leadership wise, twelve gold medals urge me to personally supervise the battle, alas, Lian Po old, if not the situation is grim, how can I give up that a piece of green mountains and green water it - (walked to the table and sat down) {5 ^ m (D,
(being) that moment, Ah crept in past her .....)
Auntie: Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop! Can't you see I'm giving a speech? So rude!
Auntie; (standing still, to the audience, angrily) Hey! Who says this building manager is highly myopic?! (Immediately turns around, with a cute smile) Ah! It's Auntie! Auntie, how's your health these days?
Auntie: Come on!
Agor: (walking up, smiling) Auntie, don't be angry! You see, (white crane drying wings action) I stand out from the rest! Auntie, you see, handsome or not!
Auntie: (got up, bent over and looked around him. (Laughing coldly) Handsome? Heh! You look very creative, live is your courage, ugly is not your intention, just God has lost a little temper, you have to be brave to live, if there is no more you, who can set the world's beauty.
Agor: (a very graceful smile) Auntie, that's what's wrong with you! I'm ugly, but I'm gentle!
Auntie: (angrily) Gentle? You see you see ..... Don't blame me for being blunt, the five senses and the seven senses are free to develop, and there is no team spirit. (Pause a moment, loudly) far look at the East is undefeated, close look at the second generation of bad God, not I lift, either cucumber or cricket!
Auntie: (still maintaining restraint) Oh, if animals can talk to people, it must be the animals that refuse to speak!
Auntie: Hmph! Listen up, girls' dormitory, male guests stop. If you dare to break in, you will be fined 50.
Auntie: Wow! 50 ah! Other dormitories are only 45! I'm going to sue you for charging an exorbitant fee, aren't you afraid?
Auntie: I'm not a building manager for fear of death!
Agor: (loudly) Well, this is what you said, then don't blame me 。。。。。。
Auntie: How about ------
Agor: (suddenly in a low voice) Auntie sorry! Auntie, it's me who is unreasonable, it's me who doesn't know any better. (Suddenly pulls out a red envelope from his coat pocket.) I'm a man who knows the rules, and this is a small token of my appreciation. GSvnq:Z(2
Auntie: (Suddenly both eyes light up and smile) Wow! People who know me ---- (suddenly regained seriousness) not you ah! (Pause, angrily) What do you think I am, is my personality so unimportant?
Agor: Wow! How do you know there's not a penny in this--
Auntie: I told you, I've never taken a bribe less than 5000.
Agor: That means anything greater than 5000--
Aunty: Anything greater than 5000--and no one sent it! So, I'm innocent until now, I can't have my innocence tainted because of you!
Agor: Auntie, I really respect you. I think nowadays, how many cadres above the level of building management are innocent? You can insist on your ordinary position to bow and scrape conscientiousness and impartiality, I am really too touched I was simply moved - sweating!
Auntie: Humph!
Agor: (drums for sadness) Auntie, in fact .... I'm not a delinquent, I had no choice today! Things are like this ------- I have a little sister and I love like biological, now sick in bed no one asked, just called me in tears, said what the waist sore back pain leg cramps, think sister heart, I just want to go up to care about care!
Auntie: (impatiently back to his seat) What about their dormitory?
Auntie: Some went on dates, relationships are a very fashionable sport, you know that, and some went on the internet, because it is said that the truth is naked, and a lot of people love to look for the truth on the internet.
Auntie: It is indeed pathetic, but I still can't let you go up there, I am very principled.
Agor; (earnestly) Auntie, you must let me go up, she's the only friend I have! Yanfang went with Guo Rong, Annan is too busy, Laden has his own business, Gates does call me often, but he always asks me to borrow money, and Dam is studying in the US, if anything happens to her, what's the point of my living?
Aunty; No!
Agor: (with a sobbing voice) Auntie, how can you be so unsympathetic, I thought you were 。。。。。。
Auntie: Alas! Those who know me are worried about me, but those who don't know me don't want me 。。。。。。
Agor: "There is no thief in the world"
Auntie: Still telling this beautiful lie. If there were no thieves in the world, my "blue BMW" would be in its old age by now. ]
Age: I'm also ah, thieves all over the world, everyone on earth knows ah 。。。。。。
Auntie: I ask you: what is the most expensive in the 21st century?
Age: (after thinking about it) Getting into the girls' dormitory!
Auntie: (indignation) still make fun of me with this, I just scare you, I know the law, I also know that the students' money is not easy to come by, I am also poor born, I know that the students have a mistake to rely on the patience of the education, how could I really send you money? I have a good conscience? I 。。。。。。
Agor: (pulling out a hand towel for wiping tears ......) Auntie! (Learning from Fan Wei) Fate ah! Touched, too touched! Gu Long said, friends can be many, a confidant is enough, I have this confidant in this life, I have no regrets! I must ask you to drink two cups today, you wait, I'll be down in a moment ...... (ready to rush upstairs)
Auntie: Stop! You're not done yet? Who is your soulmate? (Pushes him out of the doorway with force)
Age: (to the audience) She saw it again, as you can see, it's not that I'm unreasonable, but ...... alas! In that case, I also have to use the killer, okay?
(Suddenly serious) Hey, Auntie, more words are nonsense. Let's make a deal, we don't owe each other anything, okay?
Auntie: Humph! What's the deal with you?
Age: (with an air of superiority) Hmph! Aren't you just a little tiny building manager now? Ah ----- as long as you let me up, I guarantee that you will be a building manager in three months. How's that?
Auntie: (contemplatively) Your father is .......
Auntie: I am responsible to tell you ----- this is a secret. |
Auntie: (sadly) Sad (like Zhao Benshan)! I really feel sad for you, in order to enter this girls' dormitory, you first bribe me with money, then make up stories to trick my feelings, and then use the power to tempt, ........ If I was a person who couldn't resist sugar-coated bombs, I wouldn't have been able to settle down until today, (to the audience) you college students are the hope of the future, why don't you learn to be good and specialize in those corruptions? If every young person is like you, is there any hope for our country? The government has also been working with the government to improve the quality of education in the country.
Agor: (a change of gangster, deep thought, very guilty!!!) Auntie ...... sorry! They say. College students do not learn to bribe and accept bribes, the future will encounter a lot of trouble; do not engage in hypocrisy, you can not find friends; do not understand the power and money transactions, is out of touch with the times ....... After meeting you, I realized that they were wrong, they misunderstood the times! You know, justice - is the mainstream of the times ah!!!!
Auntie: Ugh! Well, I believe that you are not bad in nature, you are only affected by the difficult to become a climate of a small group of wind, I believe that you can be corrected, . I don't want to let you down today, you tell me which room your little sister is in, I'll go and call her down. ......
Agor: (gratefully) Thank you, Auntie! 520.
Auntie: Wow! At the end of the day, you didn't even let me go, you made me move my old bones to the fifth floor .........
(Auntie backed down, little sister came up)
Small sister: gently, I'm coming ......
Agor: (to the audience, suddenly excited) To the audience, suddenly excited) Wow! My little sister is here! (Turns to her, smiles, spreads his arms and walks over to her) You - are the constant in my dreams, you - are the main character of my life, without you, my world will stop breathing, without you, my life will be meaningless. Ah! -------!
Little sister: (glared at him hard) Humph! I thought you missed me! Well, how are your studies going?
Agor: (loudly) Of course it's fine, didn't you tell me that if I don't study hard one day, my face will be hit with a color screen, my head will be hit with a vibration, my ears will be hit with a chord, my whole body will be hit with a straight board, and I will become a second-hand person if I'm not careful.
Little sister: (excitedly) you still remember ah! A few days ago,......, you've grown so tall?
Agor: (laughs) For the record, I have no intention of catching up with China's economic growth rate.
Smaller sister: (suddenly shyly) A brother, thank you for braving the difficulties and dangers to come to see me.
Agor: (suddenly colorful) that of course, little sister ah, today, I was through five passes through six generals after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties in the end the Lord Buddha was finally touched by my honesty and simplicity and goodness before finally agreed to come to see you one time, I have a true heart to you can be seen ah!
Little sister: really? I am so touched. But Lord Buddha just told me the opposite!
Agor: (giggle) -------- Oh little sister,I'm here today to tell you a very important thing .......
Little sister: oh? Really important?
Agor: Of course, ordinary people I do not tell him ......
. (Pause) I used to be in love with women as a work of art, but now I've become interested in the art of love.
Smaller sister: (jaw-dropping) When is the end of the world no good grass, why should we look for it now!
Agor: No, little sister, I'm the golden wind, you're the jade dew, the golden wind and jade dew once met, will be better than the world countless! I am the wind, you are the sand, we are together to wander the world .......
Little sister: (angry) I think you are crazy and I am a fool ......
Agor: (shocked) Little sister, your expression is too disappointing to me ..... (mournfully), my emotions such as the water of the Cang Lang, is so persistent surge, you used to be the sun in my heart, is so radiant how ------- heh! ...... (Turning to the audience) Why? Why am I always the one who gets hurt ......
(Sad music played ......)
Little Sister: (Sadly) Brother! I'm sorry, in fact...I never told you, I was an orphan since I was a child,, there was no good food to eat, no good clothes to wear, no good place to play ..... When other children ate a piece of ice-cream, I thought, when can I eat a piece of ice-cream; when other children carried their school bags and went to school one after another, brother, do you know? I also wanted to be like them, to hold a book, even if only to read elementary school or junior high school, I would be satisfied. Later, with the help of kind uncles and aunts, I finally entered the school, into the classroom of my dreams, into the school, I sleep and eat to learn, I do not dare to waste any opportunity, and finally ------ I received the dream of the university acceptance letter, but, at that moment, I once again fell in tears, because the huge tuition fees simply can not be borne by me. At this time, it is that kind-hearted college teachers and students to help me, again, I want to be like those kind-hearted college teachers and students, to express deep gratitude ------- (bow) I originally do a drop of water, although, it is very small, but when the sunshine of love to it, I would like to love all the love also reflected to others! I am determined to study hard, I want to be like those who give me love, in the future also give others love! Brother, can you understand me?
Agor: (heavily) Little sister, why didn't you tell me earlier? You are right, admittedly, college students in love is not guilty, but also from a practical point of view! For the sake of great ideals, for the lofty beliefs, for the passionate life, you can be righteous, what can I say? Well, I understand you, I support you, I also want to learn from you, you know, you - is the role model of our college students ah!!!! A brother: that is to say you should die,but you are still alive .......
Little sister: brother, that we work together!
Agor: OK, work together, work together!!!! (Little sister and brother high-five, music stops)
(Auntie reappears)
Auntie: Hey! What are you doing? It's lunch break!
(A brother and a sister are ashamed)
Auntie: (kindly) I have heard all your conversation, and I can see that you are all good children! In that case, tell us what we should do from now on?
Agor: (raising his arms in excitement) Put an end to bad social practices!
Little Sister: (raising her arms) Study hard!
Auntie: Let's ------- )
The three said: ***-Build-Harmony-Campus!!!!! ]
(bowing off the stage)