When a heart transplant fails, the doctor asks the patient who is about to die if he has any last words to give, what do you think he will say?
2
Xiao Ming found out that his room had been burglarized, but he wasn't nervous at all, why?
3
A man jumped to his death from a 50-meter-high building and hit the ground hard, why didn't he die?
4
Xiao Wang is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see the enemy quietly to him, why he turned a blind eye?
5
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
6
When does four minus one equal five?
7
What gets bigger the more angry it gets?
8
What is the difference between Xiangqi and Go?
9
When you put a chicken and a goose in the freezer, the chicken freezes to death, but the goose lives, why?
10
Why do doctors wear masks for surgery?
11
What is smaller than a bacterium?
12
What else do people know about you when you brag about your strengths?
13
IX - This Roman numeral stands for 9, how do you add a stroke to make it an even number?
14
Wenwen is washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes are still dirty, why?
15
A man is wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, a fan in his left hand, a water bottle in his right hand and skates on his feet.
16
Is it possible for a person living in Hong Kong to be buried in Guangzhou?
17
Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test paper, why did he still look at his classmates' frequently?
18
What is something you are punished for that you obviously didn't do?
19
News published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
20
What is Sleeping Beauty's greatest fear?
21
Ming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit in a place where you can never sit!" Where did he sit?
22
What official not only doesn't get paid, but pays out of his own pocket?
23
In today's society, what do most of the self-employed people rely on for food?
24
An old lady got on a bus, why did no one give up her seat?
25
What is the case where there is room for two tigers in one hill?
26
Where is the one place that can be big or small?
27
How does a new sock get a hole in it?
28
Who is the most disobedient?
29
What book has no one seen?
30
The fox spirit is the best at mesmerizing men, so what kind of "spirit" mesmerizes both men and women?
31
Under what circumstances will a person be able to get smoke out of his or her mouth?
32
There is a kind of thing, the buyer knows, the seller also knows, only the use of people do not know, what is it?
33
What is the one thing that you don't have to put effort into hitting?
34
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic harmless to people?
35
What is another way to make a stick shorter, but not to saw, break, or chip it?
36
When does four minus three equal five?
37
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why would anyone want to kill themselves today?
38
What are the benefits of black hair?
39
Disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why?
40
Which type of bamboo does not grow in the soil?
41
What are the benefits of black hair?
42
When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents were at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang didn't know any foreign languages, but he didn't feel the slightest inconvenience as if he was in his own country.
43
What kind of chicken doesn't have wings?
44
A man said that you can tell the age of a chicken by its teeth, why?
45
What grows its tail at night?
46
What is an animal that you kill but bleeds your own blood?
47
Where is a place that can be big or small?
48
What valuable thing is most likely to go missing?
49
Who is the most disobedient?
50
What is the main cause of divorce?
51
When does the clock not run out?
52
What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark?
53
They say a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like?
54
Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere?
55
What kind of person never goes to the doctor when he is sick?
56
Why do black people like white chocolate?
57
What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure?
58
What is the one thing in the world that carries people at almost 2000 km/h and doesn't have to be refueled or otherwise fueled?
59
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
60
What was the first thing Santa put in his stocking this Christmas Eve?
61
Disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why?
62
A kangaroo competes with a monkey in a high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before he even started jumping?
63
Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves?
64
The snail traveled from Shanghai to Beijing in one minute.
65
What do you look for in a dog?
66
Which character of "East, South, West, North, Center" should be filled in the "O" position of "Bu, Ren, Wang, O, Wu"?
67
There are three brothers between the eldest and the youngest, who were born in the same year, month and day, but do not resemble each other at all.
68
What is the next thing a seafarer wants to do after he has spent most of his life on the ocean and has set foot on the mainland?
69
What is another name for an eggplant?
70
When did the cow's tongue and tail meet?
71
What can you borrow without paying it back
72
When does four minus one equal five?
73
What grows bigger with anger?
74
What is the one thing that you can only hold in your left hand, but not in your right?
75
What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married?
76
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless?
77
Why were only three people injured when a signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side?
78
Every couple has one absolute **** same point in life, what is it?
79
What's the difference between how you feel after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark?
80
Why is it that Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang are convinced that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk the first time they meet?
81
Where are the fewest Buddha statues?
82
How long does it take to finish Tsinghua University?
83
What is the situation where one mountain can accommodate two tigers?
84
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
85
No matter how much twins look alike, someone will be able to tell the difference, who is this person?
86
Why do people go to the market?
87
What is it that a hundred men cannot lift, but a woman can lift with one hand?
88
Ancient Chinese used to immerse an orchid-colored coat in the Yellow River.
89
Why do you pay 60 dollars for one identical item and 20 dollars for two?
90
爷俩娘俩兄妹俩,一***只有三人,这是为什么?
91
A man loves to drink, and afraid of his wife, his wife stipulates that you must take off your shoes to enter the door, and he remembered as if it were a holy decree. One day and drink the swing back, just to the stairway suddenly remembered that his wife said to enter the door must take off his shoes, hurriedly took off his shoes in the hands of the bare feet walked to the fifth floor. Open the door and shake the shoes to the wife said: today I remember to take off my shoes, right?
92
What word is common all over the world?
93
What is the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?
94
What thing makes its tail at night?
95
What letter of the alphabet is the most popular to hear?
96
What is the one ceremony that a priest cannot perform no matter what?
97
What is the main cause of divorce?
98
Wen was washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes were still dirty, why?
99
When does four minus one equal five?
4
A policeman's son never called the policeman his father, why?
5
What do Eskimos eat with?
6
What ticket is the most dangerous?
7
What shoe would you never go shopping in?
8
You know what climbs higher the hotter the weather gets?
9
Why does Ms. Liu in Taiwan insist on not taking her husband's name after marriage?
10
Intelligent and quick. (Play the name of a Latin American country)
11
Why do blind people light their lamps at night?
12
Blind man eating milk playing a fruit?
13
Thousands of fields are connected to the earth (guess a word)?
14
What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify?
15
A cross and a cross and a cross, a vertical and a vertical and a vertical, a vertical on the left and a vertical on the right, a vertical and a vertical. (type a word)?
16
The train takes six hours to travel from Beijing to Shanghai, where is the train after traveling for three hours?
17
Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers?
18
What chicken has no wings?
19
Combing grates is hard on the head, nymphs are hard to stay, naked, abhorring bright, ball (playing a Dongdong)?
20
What is more annoying than a crow?
21
What is it that heaven does not know, you do not know, I know?
22
What doesn't take much effort to fight?
23
Why does an elephant have only one right ear?
24
What animal is closest to a human?
25
How much money does Wang, who lives in Beijing, want to go to Shanghai?
26
What do you need to spend your own money on when someone else buys you a meal?
27
How do you cover a mirror with two coins?
28
Drinking Kung Fu Tea (打一成语)?
29
There is a wooden bridge, at one end of the bridge there is a tiger ready to cross the bridge, at the other end of the bridge there is a wolf also ready to cross the bridge, in the middle of the bridge there is a sheep crossing the bridge, how does the sheep get across?
30
Why didn't the fish speak?
31
Two children both bought the same shoes, why do they still wear different shoes?
32
What **** is the same about crying and laughing?
33
Xiao Qiang ran for ten minutes in the wilderness in heavy rain without getting his hair wet, why?
34
What is the strongest lock afraid of?
35
I took an egg and threw it at a rock, and the egg didn't break, why?
36
What ticket is the most and least valuable?
37
The Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) opened, (play an idiom)?
38
What is bitter and what is Judas?
39
What would be better to do with one eye open and one eye closed?
40
If you are at sea and your boat has a hole in it, what should you do?
41
What is the difference between electricity and lightning?
42
What kind of person makes money by luck every day?
43
Take a gun to the side office (place name)?
44
What is the best way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time?
45
A monkey picks pineapples from a tree, one a minute, how many in ten minutes?
46
Ban grazing? (Play an ancient poet)
47
Why did he pick up a wallet on the street and not turn it in?
48
Why is his home in the west, while he walks towards the east?
49
Do you write with your left hand or with your right?
50
What mountain is the greatest?
51
Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor?
52
Why don't hooligans have to pay for rides?
53
What kind of man becomes a father-in-law before he becomes a father?
54
There were three birds fighting on the trunk of the wire, why did one bird fall off and the other two too?
55
Open the letter. (type the name of a city)?
56
Ninth giving marriage (playing the name of a place)?
57
What in a person is not afraid of the cold?
58
Eighty more than a cross, playing a word.
59
People can climb Mount Everest, but there is one place they can never climb. What is that place?
60
There is something that is the entire past of the infancy of young people, the youth of middle-aged people, and the entire past of the people of old people, what is it?
61
A vampire grabs a man and doesn't eat him right away, what is the vampire up to?
62
What is the word for left without right, front without back?
63
A driver came down the hill so fast that he didn't hit anyone, why?
64
Firecrackers in the toilet? (打一成语)
65
All the pigs in the world are dead. (Play a song title)
66
A man wants to become a millionaire in one night, what should he do?
67
A man wants to become a millionaire in one night, what should he do?
68
A bridge carries 80 kilograms, so why can a man who weighs 70 kilograms take two balls weighing 10 kilograms each across the bridge?
69
Who is the most disobedient person?
70
How many sides does a box have?
71
Why don't I go inside when I get home?
72
What can you eat as much as you want without having to pay for it?
73
What kind of thing is fake and someone is willing to buy it?
74
What is the fastest?
75
Lao Ming has 3 sons the eldest son is called the elder brother the second son is called the second brother (what is the name of the younger son)?
76
What is the name of the place where you go to the toilet in pairs?
77
What looks like a light bulb?
78
Chiang Kai-shek went to a military school when he was a teenager in A Dream of Jinling Spring. Where was it?
79
What word does everyone mispronounce?
80
Two people are not right, the whole three months, the waist don't have a knife, do not let people know (play a word)?
81
A bee stops on the calendar, playing an idiom?
82
The pool has no water, the ground has no soil (playing a word)?
83
What kind of pool can't take a bath?
84
Open the box in the morning, close the box at night, there is a mirror in the box.
84
Open the box in the morning and close it at night.
86
Crossroads, Chang'e roadside. (打一字)
87
What is my relationship with your father's brother's son's classmate's brother?
88
Addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, less (playing a word)
89
People in the garden (playing a word)
90
Three 3s to form the largest number?
91
If you name it, it's gone, what is it?
92
What car inches away?
93
What kind of water can't you drink?
94
What hole gets bigger and more useless?
95
Xiao Ming's father has 3 sons, one is called Big Hair, one is called Little Hair, and what is the name of the third?
96
There are 100 cupped teams playing to pick the winner, what is the minimum number of games?
97
At what point are you more sure you are Chinese?
98
What inverts in half?
99
What kind of passerby can't walk?
100
What kind of ghost does everyone love?
1
What is the one thing women lose without realizing it?
2
A ewe and a lamb were grazing when an old wolf came and took the ewe away, and the lamb followed obediently, what happened?
3
Why did the keeper cry so much when the elephant at the zoo died?
4
Three sparrows were fighting on an electric pole, and one of them fell down accidentally, why did the other two fall down with it?
5
Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th.
6
What is something smaller than a bacterium?
7
Snack-loving Wang weighs 50 kilograms at his heaviest, but only 3 kilograms at his lightest, why?
8
9 oranges are divided among 13 children, how can they be divided fairly?
9
8 numbers "8", how to make it equal to 1000?
10
There is a person, because of something to go to the movies half an hour late, I did not expect to come to the cinema when half of the people did not see. （
11
What gives birth to its tail at night?
12
What gets bigger the more angry it gets?
13
When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor raised only 5 fingers and the family cried.
14
What is the narrowest road?
15
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang say that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk the first time they met?
16
What is the most disadvantageous thing for a stutterer to do?
17
When a heart transplant fails, the doctor asks the patient who is about to die if he has any last words to give, what do you think he will say?
18
Xiao Ming found out that his room had been burglarized, but he was not nervous at all, why?
19
Neither gave birth to a child, raised a child nor recognized a godmother, but became a mother before claiming an adopted son or daughter.
20
Two chess friends played 9 games a day***, in the absence of draws they both won the same number of times, what happened?
21
Xiao Wang is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see the enemy quietly to him, why he turned a blind eye?
22
What cow won't eat grass?
23
You can do it, I can do it, everyone does it; one can do it, two cannot do it together. What is this doing?
24
A new hospital has opened in the city, with advanced equipment and excellent service. But what's strange is that it doesn't accept a single patient.
25
Which is longer, the water snake, the python, or the green bamboo snake?
26
What happened when someone went to a foreign country and was surrounded by Chinese people?
27
Which is the hardest question in the world?
28
Old Liu went to bed alone and woke up with deep teeth marks on his buttocks.
29
How does an ant die when it falls from a mountain millions of meters high?
30
On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit is swimming desperately in a river.
31
Why is it that it costs only 10,000 dollars to buy one cow, but 50,000 dollars to buy three?
32
What is the strongest lock afraid of?
33
How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described?
34
What comes first, the man or the woman?
35
The news in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false?
36
There are rules in the house, rules in the country, but what are the rules in the zoo?
37
What kind of official not only does not receive a salary, but also out of pocket?
38
Wife: "Oh dear, you gave me a diamond ring, fell into the black tea ......" As a result, the ring is safe and sound back to the wife's hand, and there is no trace of wetting. Is this a miracle
39
A certain order is written on the paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper?
40
What is the situation when two tigers are allowed on one mountain?
41
What kind of person doesn't use electricity?
42
What is something that is clearly yours, but someone else uses much more of it than you?
43
What is your aunt's sister's cousin's cousin's father?
44
Xiaohua has an exam tomorrow, he has memorized his English, but he still fails the exam the next day, why?
45
Where is the one place that can be big or small?
46
I don't know how to do light work, but when I put one foot on an egg, it doesn't break.
47
The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married, why?
48
Grandpa is well versed in the book of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess.
49
Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye?
50
Why is Ming sweating even though he's blowing on a fan?
51
Why do bears sleep for so long when they hibernate?
52
How do you drink from a half-bottle of wine that is corked, and you are not allowed to crack the bottle, remove the cork, or drill holes in the cork?
53
Which method of death is popular with the average death row inmate?
54
Lanlan passes through a city just as a major earthquake occurs there, why is Lanlan unharmed?
55
What valuable thing is most likely to disappear?
56
Why is a student who lives in a school still often late for school?
57
Why do black people like white chocolate?
58
Why does a newly bought sock have a hole in it?
59
Who is the most disobedient?
60
What book has no one seen?
61
Where is a place to make a fool of yourself?
62
How should a zero be written in Roman numerals?
63
Sasha claims to be an expert at recognizing the age of hens, and his trick is to use his teeth, why?
64
What is the sign to add between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number larger than 0 and smaller than 1?
65
How many corners are left in a square table when one corner is removed?
66
Mrs. Kim has always been a straight talker, but what made her suddenly stammer?
67
How do you arrange 24 people in rows of 5?
68
What is the reason that two people in a public ****car are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word?
69
A cow with its head facing north turns three times to the left, then two and a half times to the back, and then to the right; where does its tail face at this point?
70
Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon?
71
Why do people go to the market?
72
There is a soft ladder hanging from the side of the boat, 2 meters above the sea, and the sea is rising by half a meter every hour, how many hours can the sea flood the soft ladder?
73
An old man had only three hairs left on his head, and one day he had to attend an important banquet, so why did he still bear the pain of pulling out one of the hairs? ?
74
Which is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo?
75
Maya bought a new stereo and turned on the power and played the tape, but why was there no sound?
76
Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they buy only three?
77
A man who couldn't swim fell into the water but didn't drown, why?
78
Two dogs were running in a race, dog A ran fast and dog B ran slow, which dog sweated more when they reached the end of the race?
79
There was a blind man who walked to the edge of a cliff, suddenly stopped and walked back, why?
80
A goat which is blind in its left eye has a piece of beef on its left side and a piece of pork on its right side, which piece does it eat?
81
The clock has struck thirteen times, what should we do now
82
What photo can't you tell who is in it?
83
How can you put your left hand completely in the right pocket of the pants you are wearing and your right hand completely in the left pocket of the pants you are wearing?
84
What's a universal phrase?
85
On a snowy day, when Man turns on the heat and closes the doors and windows, why does he still feel cold?
86
Dale drove to the zoo. The zoo was very close, and he didn't take the wrong road, so why couldn't he get to his destination?
87
What is the one ceremony that a pastor cannot perform no matter what?
88
Why did two students hand in identical papers in an exam, but the teacher thought they must not have cheated?
89
Why do all hens have short legs?
90
Why did Grandpa give Ming a birthday present, but Ming kicked it away?
91
Iron has to rust when it's put out in the open, but what about gold?
92
What else do people know about you when you brag to them about your strengths?
93
When the big bad wolf dragged away the mother of the sheep, why did the little sheep follow without a word?
94
Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor?
95
When Good John died, an angel wanted to take him to heaven, so why did he refuse to go?
96
How do blind people eat oranges?
97
Humpty Dumpty was a famous diver, but one day he stood on the diving platform and was afraid to jump down. Why?
98
Why do two tigers have to fight to the death?
99
Ming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house. Why does mom always ask dad, who can't fix clocks, to do it for her?
100
What color are the teeth of a baby born to a black man and a white man?