A: We have been classmates since childhood
B: Yes, we were in the same class in elementary school
A: At that time, the teacher always asked us to talk about our ideals< /p>
B: Yes, the teacher always asks, what do you want to do when you grow up
A: My dream is to be an uncle
B: Little boys are envious **
A: Through my years of hard work, now half of my dream has come true...
B: Why is it half?
A: Someone calls me uncle...
B: Oh, half of it. No matter how hard you work, there are still people calling you uncle, what’s the use?
A: We have been brothers since childhood, and we also have the same old enemy
B: Old enemy
A: Yes, his name is someone else’s child
B: Someone else’s child?
A: Yes, when I was naughty when I was a child, my mother would say, look, other people’s children are more obedient
B: Yes, when I failed the exam, my mother would Say, look, other people always take 100 in exams
A: This other person’s child never plays games, never chats on QQ, and just studies every day
B: This other person’s child Their child is good-looking and obedient, and has returned to the top of the grade.
A: This other person’s child has a beautiful girlfriend,
B: This other person’s child, Both graduate students and civil servants have passed the exam
A: A monthly salary of tens of thousands
B: Can cook, do housework, and speak eight foreign languages
A: Going to school in another place for a month only requires 400 for living expenses, which is too much
B: After talking for a long time, what does this other person’s child look like?
A: Yes, such a perfect child must What does it look like
B: I’ve never seen it before, it’s just a legend
A: Later, when we went to college, we were in the same dormitory
B: Why don’t we say that our relationship is so solid?
A: One day, students were called on to donate blood in the school square. It was said that 200CC would give a box of chocolates and 400CC would give a watch. I think I will donate 400, give love, and wear a watch. My partner is different
B: What’s wrong with me?
A: My partner heard about it and ran over to ask the nurse: "What do you give me for ten thousand CC?"
B: Huo, ten thousand CC
A: The nurse said calmly: "The urn..."
B: Even the bone marrow was removed
A: My partner is very caring
B: What is love? Love, am I not a money fan?
A: Another time, my partner and I went to see a movie, and the show was Harry Potter
B : Yes, we all like this
A: When we entered the venue, a little girl and her mother were behind us. She was a little fan wearing a cloak and playing with a toy wand.
B: A young Harry Potter fan
A: She raised her wand and pointed at my partner’s back: I’m going to turn you into an ugly monster! This might make others angry, but my colleague is very tolerant. After hearing this, he laughed
B: Child, we can’t be the same as him
A : He turned around and said, "Kid, you come to watch a movie too." He heard a scream: Mom! Mother! Magic works.
B: Oh, go to hell
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