Humor and funny personality sayings

1, with your IQ don't count stars, simply count the moon

2, see me sad will care about me, are the people I love

3, break up if you turn to go, I will immediately for you to play 120 send you to the hospital

4, good buddies should be blessed with the same, look at me so poor you can not relief point

5, men can not handsome, can not romantic, but must love daughter-in-law

6, never do wrestling, you are soft persimmons. Can not handsome, can not be romantic, but must be painful daughter-in-law

6, never do a fall on the people can not stand up, you are a soft persimmon

7, long so rich, how do you want me to believe that you are on a diet

8, marrying a wife is only for the transmission of the family, to engage in the base of the human world is the true love

9, the people live a lifetime, there are what people, do not understand that you should be the most painful

10, the most hate just drilled into the nest, found that I forgot to turn off the lights

11, the best way to maintain a lover is to cherish the person in front of you

12, do not give yourself so much pressure from now on to lead a peaceful life

13, every time the exams I have to comfort myself this way: the importance of participation

14, grasp, I will only give you a chance to choose

19, lonely time to find friends, lonely time to find girlfriends, a person's life is the most wonderful

20, when all the people have left you, have you ever thought, are because you are too selfish

21, if you let you choose, either to stay, or roll back

22, not Not dead heart, if the heart is dead, I still have to live

23, the most brilliant but the most unbearable in addition to youth what else will there be

24, I'm very hanzi, but there are still people who love me, you can take me how

25, let you know all my news, I do not annoy you to death only strange it

26, no matter who is in your heart, I will be I will love you without hesitation

27, if it is not the teacher said can not speak dirty words, I have to scold you what is not available

28, hoeing when the afternoon, what are not reliable; idle nothing to do, as well as fight the landlord

29, I am willing to all of the everything, in exchange for you from now on disappeared in front of my eyes

30, I will not let you down as long as you

31, the relationship between men and women, always first a little ambiguous, there will be love

32, Sister is a strong person, I'm afraid that only you will believe

33, reckless to do a thing, and then realized that this is not my style

34, no matter how you mix the smooth wind and water, you move my sister to try!

35, you said, through the youthful madness will marry me; I want to say, you get through it

36, people will always keep making mistakes, not Fan error how you grow ah

37, people are alive is painful, do not hurt you how to know that you are alive

38, if you can not accept my bad temper, you are not qualified to receive my Pay

39, the past since it has been unable to return, I will start from the beginning of the compilation of their own idol drama

40, my irrationality, I see how long you can tolerate

41, I want you to regret what you do, you have to pay for them

42, Sister is a rare domestic products, never cheap, your money can only go to buy wildflowers

43, maybe you have to go to buy wildflowers

44, I'm not sure if you want to buy wildflowers

45, I'm not sure if you want to buy wildflowers.

43, maybe you just say it, but please remember the girl

44, teacher, our class is too many handsome girls, I have no heart in the study

45, the girl embarked on a journey, met the nobleman, in the dream thinking about the lover

46, I'm so close to you that you can not see, is it that you are blind

47, for your heart to wait for the person

48, I'm so close to you, you can not see, is it that you are blind

49, I'm so close to you, you can not see, I'm so close to you. Personality sayings

Humorous and funny funny personality sayings

1, not encrypted neighbor is a good neighbor.

2, feelings fade, will not put salt.

3, in fact, I am not fat, just swollen by life.

4, the teacher you die this heart, poor monk love is the head of the road.

5, like to see you can't stand me, and can't get rid of me.

6, this is not intended to be different, but how to taste outstanding!

7. I am a little bee, busy picking flowers all day long.

8. If I die one day, I'll carve on my tombstone "playing mahjong three short of one".

9, finally know why the military training to turn left and right, because this sun evenly.

10, I and summer vacation big hand pull small hand, but in the middle of a dog called homework.

11, life since ancient times, that is, you die I do not die.

12, the Tang monk is really great, every episode is caught.

13, the world's most exasperating is not a cow to a cow, but a group of people playing cotton to you.

14, you plus me, friendship dead party inspirational youth nonsensical funny drama.

15, the same is the cultivation, the difference is that you are cultivating the right way, I cultivate is the spectator road.

16, there are always a few crazy bitch, I can not abandon friends.

17, small earth is very safe, do not need Superman.

18, can not cure your heart disease, my veterinary license even in vain.

19, less to curd face look, when they are a color palette ah.

20, in a word, to succeed first crazy simple-minded forward!

21, you do not lack of small women, I do not lack of small guys.

22, today is the international great man - my birthday, comrades do not be obsessed with me, birthday gifts to all do not refuse, huh!

23, the left eye jump peach blossom, right eye jump chrysanthemum open.

24, my style is: a do not, do not rest, let you fall in love with me I withdraw .

25, every day are entangled in three things, can not get up in the morning, can not sleep at night, regret that last night did not go to bed earlier

26, to a car accident, either death or memory loss.

27, as long as the sun is good, take pictures of the natural high pixel!

28, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

29, I do not enter the hell, can you enter for me?

30, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, may also be the horseman brother.

33, people will graduate, their words are good.

34, the most charismatic person is Master Kong, every day there are thousands of people bubble him.

35, I can not keep up with the times, others say that the corner meets love, I'm afraid of a car accident around the corner.

36, I don't want to die, and to put it nicely, I call it cherishing life, and to put it badly, it's just being greedy and afraid of death.

37, brothers like hands and feet, women like clothes. Honestly, I like to wear brother's clothes.

38, are water why pretend alcohol, are color wolf and why pretend sheep!

39, I eat every day in addition to the time all in the weight loss, you still say I have no perseverance?

40, Mrs. Shi, when you put on this robe, you are the people of the old line.

The most humorous and funny personality said

1, out of the mix, wife sooner or later is to change!

2, today I forgot to take the medicine, scared the small partners.

3, the mouse live long, but also to see the cat's mood.

4, do not hope, do not expect, there will be no disappointment.

5, give me a fulcrum, I can pry away your girlfriend.

6, the examination room as a battlefield, either you die or I die.

7, others laugh at me wearing thick, I laugh at others frozen through.

8, people are afraid of fame and fortune, men are afraid of no money, women are afraid of fat.

9, the sky does not leave traces of birds, but I have flown!

10, a woman without talent is virtue, I think I am too lack of virtue.

11, want to find someone to worship, I will go to the mirror.

12, hand chopper cut wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

13, take you as a person, you try to go humane good.

14. If I don't carry a backpack, I can play with you.

15, you said that in the future to go where all ask me, I smiled happily.

16, the rich can not be obscene, the poor can not move, the mighty can not bend.

17, since you do not find me chatting, my Internet speed is much faster.

18, people always have to make mistakes, otherwise the right road is overcrowded.

19, too much like two people are not particularly in love is to hurt each other.

20, life's greatest sorrow is not in youth, acne is still there.

21, you stand on the refrigerator to do what I want to become high cold

22, the real pretense, dare to face itself without the thickness of the cheek.

23, if you really want to find me, how can I not reply to you?

24, a woman said to a man: come to my house, I'm below for you to eat.

25, my class has two plastic bags, they two all day loaded loaded loaded loaded.

26, the woman is not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

27, others are laughing up very good, and you look very funny.

28, warm tips: your National Day holiday balance is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible.

29, men never regret getting married, just regret not marrying another woman.

30, for the bachelor Valentine's Day is like a great aunt, come once a pain.

31, put a winter vacation only 20 days! This year, even the loss of a love has to be 33 days.

32, why my eyes long with tears, because yawn on my deep love.

33, and then not crazy we will start school, and then not write homework we are finished.

34, the Fourth of July went too fast like a tornado, and even homework is still too late to write.

35, when others began to say you are crazy, you are not far from success.

36, play on the serious play, reading on the serious sleep, you are not so.

37, God said to have light, I said I was against it, so the world has darkness.

38, together with the old days, because of the existence of friends and flooded with colorful light.

39, the explanation is to cover up, cover up is not honest, not honest is not clean up!

40, do not hang on a tree, you can go to the surrounding trees are trying a few times.

41, do not think that God abandoned you, it is because God simply do not have time to take care of you.

42, some people stick to the end, some people stick to the end layer, some people stick to Detroit.

43, tomorrow and tomorrow, tomorrow, how much, since so many, may as well drag.

44, girl, don't be silly, the man who loves you the most in the world has married your mother.

45, as soon as I heard the school bell, a large group of wind-like children rushed out of the classroom.

46, Buddha said, as long as there is a class in the heart, go anywhere is not considered truant, I had an epiphany.

47, with eating fat meat to show determination to lose weight? With prostitution to show chastity? (Mo Zhixu)

48, summer time want to run naked, winter time wear how many clothes are like running naked.

49, since the alarm clock is set to apprehension, every day even roll with the wake up, never late.

50, if my life is a drama, then you are halfway out of the ads.

51, to maintain your initial warmth and sunshine, which is what attracted me the most in the beginning.

52, when someone pretends to be cool, sis will lower their heads, not sis shy, sis is looking for bricks!

53, when you have long hair and waist, I will open the double knife, cross chopping plus storm, long hair all take away!

54, can not keep things hard to throw it to the far far, may not hit what will bounce back.

55, remember to remember, forget to forget, change can change, accept can not change.

56, I just want to take this love with anyone anything, go to the end of one's days.

57, teacher Mrs., you from the old line! A long, long time later master Mrs., you will spare the old line!

58, the first year of high school learning is silly money, high school two do not learn is silly money, high school three silly money know to learn.

59, I left eight honor, right eight shame, on behalf of the waist, harmony in the chest, people block kill, Buddha block kill Buddha!

60, is not our hair dyed white, hand in hand towards the sunset, we can grow old together?

61, I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: first it makes me dirty myself, and second it makes the pigs happy.

62, the important thing to say three times, that important day is not to be three times, the National Day can not put three weeks of vacation ah!

63, I use personal experience to tell you again, write homework when killed can not touch the phone, otherwise it is like eating the same as炫迈!

64, they say that eating fish is smart, but I ate so much fish, and did not see me smart. Just, just, just a little fat.

65, I have died, something to burn paper. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I really want me, come down to stay with me. If you meet the line, purely necrotic!

66, spring wind ten miles, fifty miles, a hundred miles, papaya stewed pear, cheese corn kernels, chicken juice mashed potatoes, not as good as you, all as good as you.

67, saw a child playing CF, found that he was blowing hard on the computer screen, approached to see, I told him that the smoke bomb is not blowing away.

68, life's tragic is: hard work for a night of content colorful dream, the next morning wake up actually all can not remember!

69, love is attached, love is dedication, is the pain of longing, is the sweetness of memories, is difficult to part with, is the morning and evening heart trembling in anticipation of lovers, how are you?

70, there are difficulties to help, there are no difficulties to create difficulties to help. In front of the beauty is amended to: there is a danger to save, no danger to create danger to save.

71, the lover eventually become buckle meat, lover's eyes out of the piggy bank. If the two love is long time, and not in the pig pork meat. In the sky would like to be a bird with wings, in the ground would like to be a pig with a tail.

72, recently poor crazy, no money to buy cakes to eat, had to gnaw on steamed bread. Want to eat a big cake, the steamed buns pat flat, want to eat noodles, with a comb to the steamed buns a few times.

73, rich face called God, rich face called husband, face no money called blue face, as for no money no face, sorry you are a good person how painful realization!

74, I have threatened in the 38-degree heat, I would rather freeze to death than hot as a dog, until today I was frozen as a dog, I just understand the promise of too beautiful because too young.

75, each person's destiny is different, the time to love each other will be long and short, only to do their best to do, I can do is: I will let my love to accompany you to grow old slowly.

76, lovely Santa, I do not want sugar, I do not want chocolate, I do not want new clothes, you put my boyfriend in my big sock on Christmas Eve, pay attention to the head outside, thank you.

77, smoking and drinking mahjong, in love with the network to engage in objects. I've been with you for a long time, and I've been with you for a long time, and I've been with you for a long time. I've played the needle and sucked the powder, and kissed in the middle of the road. The first thing you need to do is to take a bath and blow bubbles, and then hold your wife and go to sleep.

78, the concept of women's development: and handsome men play, and generous men **** thing, and talented men chat, and big money men flirting, and the power of men to meet, and romantic men go to bed, and honest men get married.

79, recently, the campus are talking about a person fell asleep in the toilet, every time I hear someone say I quietly go over, not we love to get together, is to hear, that night I fell asleep after what happened.

80, girls say I'm good, love does not put me to find; girls say he is very bad, scrambling to love him; now girls really strange, say he is very bad is to love; you say strange is not strange, whether I should learn to be bad?

81, to expose the biggest lie in history I chest small I am proud of me for the country to save fabric, chest big are leaking out without fabric, chest small to not cover to block to, not thickened cotton, not plug and pad, ah a good waste!




1. Summer summer quietly past driving a tractor to crush you to death to crush you do not let you gasp for breath.

2. When time and patience have become a luxury, we can only rely on the constellation to understand each other.

3. The hero is angry for the red face, and the red face smiles for money.

4. Spring is here, and some people follow the spring.

5. The smile gives more natural skin.

6. There are thousands of children in China.

7. We are not suitable for each other, and we are reluctant to be together. I hope you can find someone who loves you more, and I hope you will be happier!

8. The loser will have a day of reversal, and the fungus will not return to the powder.

9. When I say I like you, you will not embrace me and say: Damn, not early to say?

10. Did you realize that those who don't like you are particularly ugly?

11. Summer vacation homework flying sky, flying underground, flying all over the sky, flying garbage.

12. Today, the leadership to the company inspection, the gang of grandsons all fucking pounced on with a group of pug-like, only I was the only one kneeling down.

13. I have heard the history of the most rebellious sentence of his great-uncle two uncle is a woman!

14. Whitehead is not just a matter of dyeing your hair and knocking out a few teeth.

15. bad mood on the bus, sitting behind a long hair cut

16. I am so ordinary, do not throw me in the crowd

17. After all, this is not a person bitch love society, you or convergence of a little better.

18. class, a person passed a note, see the content, really want to beat him, written: in?

19. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a soft girl in appearance, and a transformer in the psyche!

20. The company's shamelessness always exceeds the employees' imagination.

21. Wearing a slipper and a mask is three points.

22. I've been laughing at the sky since I crossed my sword, and I'm going to bed after that. The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see you, I was so happy to see you.

23. Wearing a bra outside is not just for female dicks, but also for crayons.

24. This book was so good that I couldn't read it.

25. If I were just an advertisement in your life, I would choose to appear in the prime time.

26. If the sky has love, the sky is old, she does not love me since the trouble.

27. When on the table engraved in the name of who wrote down. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

28. Both home and corruption, the future is uncertain.

29. Crying out is the only way to solve the sadness, laughing out is the only way to ease the mood.

30. The biggest revenge for you is to be happier than you are.

31. In the morning, chickens call people in the countryside, and people call chickens at night in the city!

32. Life does not care about the length, but seek to live a brilliant, eat all the use of light, healthy body!

33. Now I feel that washing my hair the next day and not running outside is a waste of resources

34. I can't embrace you with a brick in one hand, and how can I protect you by putting down a brick

35. The reason for the misery of the relationship is that usually one person is begging for it, and the other one is not willing to give it to him or her.

36. Xi: [I am a strange person who can't even walk into his own heart]

37. There is something in the heart, life will be strong.

38. When I was a kid, my family didn't have any money, so I always pulled a string and tied a plastic bag behind it to fly a kite.

39. Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, the best scrape typhoon, but also level, blowing away a pair is a pair.

40. Bath ~ Thank you for not observing! ^_^

41. The things that can be taken away are not things.

42. A priest who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist priest!

43. The virus seems to have fallen in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up