Two old men chatting, an old man said: "My son made a fortune, in the city as a manager of a large company, an annual salary of 200,000, your son?" The other said: "I do not know, I heard who found him to reward 1 million."
One day Xiaoming crossed the street, saw a grandmother fell, Xiaoming in the spirit of doing good, went over to help up the grandmother, "Granny, fall pain?" The grandmother held Xiao Ming's hand tightly! "Finally, I've met a good person, what's your name!" "My name is Xiao Ming!" "Oh," the random grandmother shouted to the crowded side of the street, "Someone come, Ming tripped me!"
, the morning master just received the apprentice said: "Go out to see what the wind today, to see if we can go out to sea fishing." Apprentice went out for a while back to say: "How to see?" Master: "Idiot, take something and throw it into the sky and see where it falls, don't you know." Apprentice went out to find a brick, a moment back and said, "Master, scraping the downwind."
Magpies come, mom said this is a happy bird is a guest; swallows come, mom said this is a beneficial bird is a guest; crows come, the child asked are you also a guest? The crow called: Yes, I am a hacker!
Xiaoming told his mom, when the guest came to play at home today, his brother put a peg on the guest's chair, and I saw it. Mom said, "And how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood aside and when the guest was just about to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him."
Wife: "Hubby, lend me some of the beef in your bowl, I'll take a picture and return it."
Hubby: "Shoot it, can you give me back the meat?"
Wife: "It's clearly mine, there is a picture and the truth!"
Today, I went to a meeting, and on the way there, I ran into a colleague, Da Liu, who ate radish while walking.
I asked: "Aigoo, this season, all the fruits are down, how to eat radish ah?"
Da Liu: "You do not understand, eat it, the meeting, in order to leave early!"
I: "What do you mean?"
Big Liu: "Our manager said, when the meeting, you have something to leave, I can understand, but you have to at least fart it!"
I: "......"
When dating, the woman always asks the man has money and a car and a house?
In fact, to be honest, such a scene can only be encountered by city people.
I'm not afraid to tell you, our countryside girls before the match will be the man's family background a clear, otherwise it is not casual to meet.
Xiaoming came home from school and said to his mom: "Today, the teacher praised me!" Mom: "Praised you for what?" Xiaoming: "The teacher praised me for being the strongest student in our class!" Mom: "Why are you so confident?" Xiaoming: "Our homeroom teacher said that no matter what I do, I'm always the one who drags the whole class down!" Mom: "bear child, do not run ..."
One day, the old king of the drunk driving encountered a DUI check, he was an idea, get out of the car and mixed into the roadside dancing in the ranks of the aunt, the police a hand to the old king pulled out, took him away, because he could not keep up with the rhythm of the amazons! The police took him away because he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the amazons. Leader of the dance amah panicked and said: "Sisters, see, that does not seriously dance was arrested by the police!" So the amazons danced even harder.