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The short man rides a big horse--it's hard to get up and down

The short man sits on a high horse--it's hard to get up and down

The short man sits on a high stool--it can't be reached

Then the A gourd digging for seeds - one less than the other

Then his head goes into the fire - he is suffocating

Then the middle head drinks water - he can't help it

The short man pushes the palm of his hand - it's hard to reach the top and bottom

The short man pushes the palm of his hand - a poor shot

The short man climbs the slope - a cheap shot

Arabic numerals 8 characters are separated from each other - zero to zero (0:0)

Agong ate the yellow dock - bitter (master)

(A metaphor for the two masters being equal, not being able to distinguish between victory and defeat, superiority and inferiority.)

Adou as the emperor - weak and incompetent

Fengdi under the table - can not fly

Nuns in the nunnery - no blessing.

Taking medicine according to the old recipe - the same old thing

Playing boxing in the dark - fighting blindly for a while

An Lushan rose up against the army - a rebellion 4 Children's Jokes 4 Love Jokes 4 Judge Cop and Thief 4 Hospital Jokes

No matter what you do, it is superhuman to think of other people's happiness first. If you think of your own happiness first, you are a mortal. To make others unhappy and yourself unhappy is to be stupid.

Cutting bones on the board - dry and crisp

The frog on the shore - jumping at the touch

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The eighth-grade laborer worships the master -

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - picking the soft ones

Launching cannons in the middle of the night - a shocking sight

Holding charcoal and kissing - touching the blackness

Holding a Yuanbao and jumping into a well

C

Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan - bad luck

C

Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan - bad luck

The teapot boils dumplings - pouring (Tao) out

The demolished broken temple - no god

The brick out of the kiln - finalized

Kitchen Garbage - a chicken feather

D

The big girl in the sedan chair - the first time

The big lord in the hall - yelling and shouting

The big gun hitting the sparrow - not enough

The flooded temple of the Dragon King - do not recognize their own family

Walking on the tip of the knife - mysterious

The belly Sharpening the knife - so close

Drumming in the belly - fluttering in the heart

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Not coming out of the chicken for twenty-one days - bad egg

F

Moths to the flame - self-destruction

Flutes on an airplane - singing in a high key

Trumpets on an airplane - empty ringing (thinking)

Lighting a lamp on an airplane - high-minded

Hanging a pocket on an airplane - filling the wind (crazy)

Hanging a thermos on an airplane - high water bottle (flat)

Dreaming on an airplane - God knows

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Rolling pin blowing on a fire - knows nothing

Freshly hatched chick - hard mouth

Mosquitoes with anti-aircraft guns - too little for them

Dogs with rats - meddling

Dogs with ducks - quacking

Dogs with horns on their heads - quacking

Dogs with horns on their heads - quacking

Horns on a dog's head - pretending to be a sheep

Dog lifts the curtain - it's all in the mouth

Dog bites a rat - nosy

Hanging a goat's head and selling dog meat - inside and out

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Marrying a girl from He's family to Zheng's family - just right

Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness

Monk with an umbrella - lawlessness

Holding ice in one's arms - a cold heart

Blowing a trumpet under a yellow tree - joy in the midst of bitterness

The weasel pays homage to the chicken - no good intentions. The train's whistle is a loud one

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Picking up sesame seeds and dropping watermelons is a greedy mistake

Jiang Tai Duong is a fisherman who wants to catch a fish

Jiang Tai Duong is a fisherman who wants to catch a fish

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Nearsighted looking at the moon - what a big star

Rowing a boat in a well - not much of a future

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Opening the bow and not releasing the arrow - the Bluffing

Confucius moving - net book (lose)

Nails in pockets - each wanting to get ahead

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The donkey pulling the mill breaks the lasso-

The lute player loses his book - he has no score

The lazy woman's foot - it stinks and is long

The tiger fights - he can't be talked out of it

The lute player is a man who has no idea what he is doing.

The tiger's rosary beads - false compassion

The tiger pulling a cart - who would dare

The tiger's ass - cannot be touched

The tiger's ass - cannot be touched

The tiger's ass - cannot be touched

Pulling hair from a tiger's head - not knowing what to do

Swatting flies on a tiger's head - how dare you

Pulling teeth from a tiger's mouth - looking for death

Pulling teeth from a tiger's mouth - looking for death

Lao Jiu's brother - Lao X (real)

The old ox chasing the rabbit - unable to use its strength

The rat crossing the street - everyone shouts at it.

The rat is eating the plate - it's all porcelain

The rat meets the cat - it's hard to escape

The rat jumps into the chaff - it's empty joy

The rat jumps into the chaff - it's empty joy.

The mouse jumps into the chaff hoard - empty joy

The mouse jumps into the bellows - both ends suffer

The mouse jumps into the bookcase - chewing on the words

Brothers on the Liangshan mountain -Not fighting and not getting acquainted

Lin Daiyu enters the Jia House - Being cautious

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou - Borrowing but not returning

Liu Bei wrestles Ah Dou- -Buying people's hearts

Liu Bei's marriage invitation - Making a fake look real

Liu Huangshu's crying in Jingzhou - Scaring people with his tears

Lou Lou Lou's entry into the Grand View Garden - - Seeing it all.

The Dragon King jumps into the sea - to return home

The deaf man's ears - for show

Lu Zhishen leaves his home -unattached

Crossing the river with his beard stroked - excessive modesty

M

Ma Zi jumps out of a parachute - smallpox

The camel in a herd of horses -- one level higher

Ma Su's use of soldiers -- overstated

Horse's tail as a string -- not worth playing (talk)

Selling bean sprouts without a scale

The blind man on the street - no one in sight

The cat eats the mouse - heaven and earth

The cat cries for the rat - false compassion --A donkey and an ox fight - do it out of spite

A stone in a latrine - stinks and is hard

It's not sick to catch medicine.

Looking at peonies in a dream - a beautiful thought

The fire in the temple - a panic

The carpenter with the shackles

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Taking a phoenix and selling it as a chicken - not distinguishing between noble and lowly

Crossing a river with a clay Bodhisattva - not being able to protect himself

P

The Judge's daughter - a ghost girl

The ball of leather is smeared with oil - round and slippery

Q

Six out of seven - one out of seven.

Riding a donkey and watching a song - we'll see

Qin Qiong sells his horse - there's nothing we can do about it

Qin Shi Huang destroys the six kingdoms - to unify the world.

The grasshopper in the autumn - it won't last more than a few days

R

Ants on a hot pan - running around

Meat buns beating dogs

S

The sorghum in the fall - old and red

Thirty nights and the moon - no hope

Walking on the beach - one step at a time

The moon on a string - two sharp ends (treacherous) No need to use an awl to put on a shoe - a needle (true)

Fifteen hanging buckets Water - seven times up, eight times down

The shitty man moving house - get lost

The shitty man going to the restaurant - stinky talk

The birthday boy with a lute -- old talk

Shi Ma Zhao's heart -- known to all

Song Jiang's military advisor -- Wu (Wu) Useless

Sun Erniang opens a store -- cannot enter

Sun Monkey wears a sweatshirt -- half unlike a man

Sun Wukong makes a fuss in the Palace of Heaven -- panicked

Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick

The Wukong's somersaults were a thousand miles long

The Wukong's encounter with Buddha was a difficult one

The Wukong's headaches were so great that he heard the Golden Band Curse. Hearing the Golden Band Mantra - a headache

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The Stolen Gongs and Drums - Can't Be Beat

Finding Acne in the Hair - Blowing the Blemish

Lighting a lamp on the head - a hundred thousand miles

Lighting a lamp on the head - brilliant

Lice on the bald head - obvious

The rabbit pulling the cart - jumping with a hop

The rabbit Tail - can't grow Legs and stomach tied to a thermos - higher level

Hunchback on the mountain - front (money) tight

W

Nephews Hit the lantern - according to uncle (old)

Wangbaek ate weight - iron heart

Wangbaek laughed at the tortoise - each other and the same

Mosquito yawns

The tortoise invites the guests - all the tortoises

The tortoise laughs at the tortoise - all the same

Wu Daolang flies a kite. - not a good shot

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Nailed palm on the knee - too far away from the hoof

The blind man lights a lamp - a waste of wax

The blind man recognizing a needle - can't see eye to eye

The small onion mixing with tofu - one green (clear) and two white

The small Monk reciting scripture - have a mouth but no heart

Little loach jumping dragon door - delusion of becoming a dragon

Kid hitting old man - outrageous

Showman meets Soldier - I can't explain it

Xu Beihong's horse - not useful

Xu Shu entered Cao camp - not a word was said

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< p>Dumb beaten - pain not surveyed

Dumb eat yellow lily - have bitter words Dumb eat dumplings - have a heart

Dumb pick up gold

The king of Hades puts up notices - ghost stories

Ye Duke is a good dragon - his heart is in the right place

Eating lotus root with one chopsticks

Water in the mouth of a fish - in and out

The moon follows the sun - borrowing light

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Zhang Fei Eating Bean Sprouts - A Piece of Pieces

Zhang Fei Threading Needles - Eyes Wide Shut

Zhang Fei Selling Bean Curd - A Hard Man, Not a Hard Good

Zhang Fei Meets Li Kui

Sesame Seeds Blossom - Higher and Higher

Sesame Seeds Fall into the Eye of a Needle - Coincidental

Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai.

Zhou Yu's return to heaven - he died of anger

Piggy's drinking of sharpening water - internal rusting

Pigs sticking onions in their noses - pretending to be elephants

Bamboo basket - an empty one

Oil on an awl

Whistling at night - to strengthen one's courage

Doing a monk's job one day - to get by

The blind man wearing glasses - to pretend to be a man

The blind man wearing glasses - to pretend to be a man

The blind man wearing glasses - to pretend to be a man

The blind man wears glasses - a false sense of intelligence

The blind man pulls the bellows - a blind drummer

The blind man peels garlic - a blind rambler

The blind man learns to embroidery - blind bravado

Blind man on the street - no one in sight

Blind man showing the way to the blind - nonsense

Blind man riding a blind horse -- trespassing

The needle hidden in the ink -- hard to find

The cuttlefish belly and intestines of the puffer fish liver -- black and poisonous

The monk in the temple -- unattached

The clay elephant in the end -- someone's like, no one's taste

The fart in the temple -- smoked grandpa is coming

The Buddha in the temple

The horse in the temple - can't be scared

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

The jasmine flower feeds the camel. --how much is that

Moldy winter melon -- a bellyful of bad water

Moldy lotus coupling -- bad heart

Bee's buttocks -- stinger

Bee's eye -- protruding

Bee's nest -- hole

Bee's sting --*hurry

Bee flying to colorful paintings -- empty joy

Coal going down -- can't be washed in a lifetime

Coal-faced pinchers

Coal shopkeeper - earns black money

Matchmaker's rotten mouth - hard to open

Fire on the eyebrow

The firecracker on the eyebrow - a disaster on the horizon

The ladder on the eyebrow - a disgrace

The hand on the eyebrow - a failure to prioritize

The hand on the eyebrow - a failure to prioritize

The hand on the eyebrow - a failure to prioritize

Gathering in a dream - gluttony

Seeing Huanglian in a dream - thinking of bitterness

Dreaming to the daughter-in-law --- think beautifully

The sparrow marries her daughter --- blowing carefully

The sparrow drinks the river water --- can't do it

The sparrow moves house

The sparrow flew into the photo studio - it's easy to meet, but hard to talk

The sparrow flew to the flagpole - it's not a big bird, but it's not small Sparrow flew to the sugar heap - it's empty joy. The sparrow flew to the sugar - empty joy

The sparrow's belly - small-minded

The sparrow fell in the noodle bowl - paste mouth

The sparrow meeting - careful discussion

The sparrow meeting

The sparrow landed on the pagoda - not a big thing, not a small frame

The sparrow flew to the sea - no landing

The sparrow's bulging The sparrow's tummy - so much air

The sparrow flies to the sea - no landing

The sparrow parachutes - the sky is falling

The sparrow embroiders flowers

Sacks of burlap for dragon robes - not the material

Sacks of burlap in the water - lemons don't dry out

The electric bulb pressed on the burlap rope --- wrong line

Tofu on hemp rope --- can't lift it

Embroidery needle on hemp rope --- can't get through

Eggs hanging on hemp rope -- don't know black and white

Embroidery on a piece of sacking -- one generation is better than the next

Embroidery on a sacking -- the bottom is not good

Hemp willow tree to solve the board - not a serious material

Hemp stems as scales

The hemp flower hangs itself - a brittle ghost

Sealed ship launching - open mouth is a curse

Sealed ship launching - go with the flow

Sealed ship launching

The cat reads the scriptures - pretending to be a good person

The mouse in the cat's mouth - nothing left

The cat bites the tiger - a cold one<

The cat's claws reach into the fishbowl - trying to catch a fish

The cat puts on the tiger's cloak - shaking its head

The cat's belly puts the tiger's guts in it - it can't get up

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The owl catches the rat - doing good work and getting a bad name

The owl sings - hooting and hollering

The cat guards the rat's hole - not moving

The cat was whisked up a tree by a tiger - thanks to its hand

The cat plays with the mouse - coaxing it to play

The cat doesn't eat dead rats - false gentleness

The cat The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't run away

The cat catches the mouse and the dog watches the door - its job

The baked pancake on a hot fire - can't produce good goods

Cotton ears --Cotton for walnuts--eat hard, but not soft Hidden needles in cotton--softness in strength

Cotton heap fire

Cotton for fleas - no place

Cotton for sesame seeds - two birds with one stone

Cotton ears - a soft root

Cotton for walnuts - a soft root

Cotton for the first time - a soft root

Cotton for the second time -- soft roots

Cotton stuffs its nose -- suffocates

Cotton rolls looking for a gong -- no echo

Cotton mallet playing drums

Cotton yarn to lead a donkey - not reliable

Cotton pants without legs - half cold

Cotton jacket changed to a leather jacket

The matchmaker praises the leap girl - a lot of talk

The matchmaker proposes a marriage - a lot of talk

The matchmaker has lost his way

The matchmaker praises the girl - she talks like a fairy

Crossing the river by touching the stone - steady and sure

Touching the light and making fun

When you're in the dark, you'll find yourself in a lot of trouble

When you're blindfolded, you'll find yourself in a lot of trouble

When you're farting, you'll find yourself in a lot of trouble

Doing it all alone.

Blindfolded, pulling a mill - blindly wandering

Breaded bread wrapped in soya bean dregs - people don't praise themselves

Pocky is not called a pimp.

Pocky - a pitiful man

Pocky is in charge - he has many ideas

Pocky knocks at the door - he is a pitiful man

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The nail in a sack - showing its head

The diamond horn in a burlap sack - insisting on drilling it out

Embroidery in burlap sacks - the base is too poor

Hemp stalks to build a bridge - quite unaffordable

Hemp stalks Bridge - sad

Sparrow is small - the liver and guts are all there

Sparrow follows the braid - stay up all night in vain

Sparrow rope dipped in water

Hemp rope dipped in water - tighten it up

Hemp tree to solve the board - not serious material

Hemp pole to beat the tiger - no pain, no gain

Hemp son to take a picture .... ...a face does not look good

Horseback reading - we'll see

Mahahaha as an accountant a ... all muddled accounts

Malaysia's coffee -

Malaysia's coffee- - intriguing

The horse's spoon touches the edge of the pot - a common occurrence

The horse's chewing horse on the cow's mouth - huller

The road isn't called a road- - fair

The road isn't called a road.

(①Metaphor for justice. ②Fair and reasonable.) The horse's tail carries tofu - can't string it up

The hornet crosses the river - with (mis)poison

The hornet stings the bald man - no cover

The fly in the manger - a mongrel The fly in the manger - to make a living

The telescope to look at the landscape - close at hand

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - can't run away

Looking at peonies on the countryside terrace - to be a ghost Looking at peonies on a telescope - a ghost is also a windfall

Looking at the wind and fluttering shadows - an empty game (a metaphor for getting nowhere.)

The conch lion on the mast ------ feeds on the sky

The spittoon on the side of the road--everyone's beer

The hornet's needle, the scorpion's tail--can't afford to be messed with

Horset's tail as a string -- not worth talking about

Horse fights -- look at the question (hooves)

Horse-drawn unicycle -- just flip it over

Horses' rear ends - late

Horse's Tail Rope Rubbing - can't use it

Horse's Tail Tying Horse's Tail - I'll kick you if you kick me, and I'll hit you if you hit me

Horse's Fly in the Scoop

The fly in the horse's spoon - to make a living

The horse's hind leg - to show off

The hornet's nest - not to be poked

The ants on the back of the snail

The ant's mouth is a grinder - a mouthful of energy

The ant climbs a broomstick - all the way

The ant in a birdcage - a lot of ways

The ant in a birdcage - a lot of ways.

Ants talking - head to head

Ants peeing in books - not many words

Ants moving a millstone. -- in vain

Ants poking a knife in the neck -- not a bleeding tube

Ants dragging rats -- the heart has a She but not enough power

Ants moving - everyone moves their mouths

Ants picking up bugs - everyone makes an effort

Ants carrying praying mantis - shouldering a heavy load

Ants with a cut on the head A cut on the ant's head - no blood

The ant eats the firefly - it shines in the belly

The ant wears a husk - what a cheek

The ant carries Tarzan

Ants carry a tree - they don't know what they're doing

Ants wear a hat on their head - they're not sure what they're doing

Ants touching a chicken -- deserved

Grasshopper on a beanstalk -- to scare people with a big rack

Grasshopper carrying a brick -- can't take the heat

Grasshopper fighting a rooster -- soft bones

Locusts see blood -- sting (stare) not to let go

Ant blocking the road -- upside down does not turn over the car

Ant grasping on the cow has tip --Thinking they've gone up a mountain

Ants talking -- touching heads

Ants moving -- either phoenix or rain

Grasshoppers on the bean racks --Small things borrow big racks to scare people

Ants look at the sky -- don't know the height

Ants climb trees -- road country

Ants drink water --- a little drop is enough

Ants in a pond --- don't know the depth

Ants in a cell --- have their own way out

Mines that are planted

Buying a color TV and bringing back the invoice - well-founded

Buying a salted fish and releasing it to the world - doing all the wrong things.

Buying a box and returning it to a pearl - not knowing what you're getting

Selling clothes and buying wine - not caring about your mouth

Selling a son and recruiting a son-in-law - doing things upside down

Sell your dog's coat and buy pants ---- so short that you can't see anyone

Sell your son and recruit your son-in-law - a nonsense

Sell your children and sing a big opera - what are you celebrating

The seller of water is looking at the river - it's all about money.

The crab seller is on the stage - there are a lot of actors, but not many can sing

The wooden brain seller is robbed by thieves - a great disgrace

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The tile-pot seller has a set of skills

The tile-pot seller falls down - a mess

The salt seller drinks boiled water - no flavor

The coffin seller bites his teeth - he hates it. The coffin seller gnashes his teeth - he hates people

The steamed bun seller mixes lime - he doesn't change his face

The bean sprout seller shakes his basket - it's clean and tidy

The oil seller doesn't use salt - he doesn't care

The doughnut seller plays the huqin - he is idle

The cow seller marries a mute - he has no words to say.

The man who sells tofu carries a horse's foot - not a big business

The man who sells flowers says they smell good; the man who sells tea says they are fresh - each has his own way of doing things.

The duck seller changed baskets - a bad idea

Buying wheat and learning the cage drawer - not steaming buns and steaming the day air The water seller looked at the river - it was all about money.

Wheat stalks blowing fire - petty

Wheat awns poking in the eyes - stinging and painful

Wheat chaff rubbing rope - can not get a hand

Knocking head in the stubble field - not steaming bread

Wheat stalks are not steaming.

Knocking on the stubble field - poking in the eye

Wheat stalks against the door - a waste of effort

Wheat stalks as scales - no catty

Wheat stalks blowing fire

Wheat stalks as scales - to think too little of people

Looking at people in the straw - to look down

Packing explosives in the straw pile

Swallowing the coals of fire - mute

The one who plays the role of Qin Juniper has not removed his costume - who has not seen that two-faced face

Brushing the paste all over the sky

The sun is full of yellow fever, and the pain is endless

The sun is full of gold teeth, and the mouth is full of lies

The orchard is full of fruits, and you are the best.

The rat that's covered in oil goes into the fire - there's no way for it to survive

The blind man plays pai gow - blindly

A blind man plays pai gow - blindly

Blind people talk to each other, but they don't know what to say

Blind people talk to each other, but they don't know what to say

Blind people buy trumpets and blow them up

Blind people use lanterns, but they don't know what to say

Blind people wear glasses. The Blind Man Wears Glasses - Pretending

The Blind Man Rides a Blind Horse - Trespassing

The Cat Doesn't Eat Fish - False Scholarship

The Cat Catches Mice...An Ancestral Craft

The Cat Catches Mice and the Dog Keeps Watch -....

The cat catches the mouse and the dog watches the door. Each one keeps his own counsel

The cat teaches the tiger - to keep his hand in

The cat drills the dog's hole...- easy to pass

The cat drills the mouse's hole - impossible to pass

The cat catches the mouse...- by his own skill.

The owl sings in a strange voice

The donkey pulls the mill . ...stinks and is hard

Being a metaphor for a bad reputation and a stubborn attitude

Throwing a bomb in a latrine ...... stirs up public indignation

Putting a fan in a latrine ...~ out of the wind

Putting roses in a latrine .... ...and it doesn't smell good

A dung maggot in a latrine - seeking life in death

A peacock in a latrine - stinks

A weight in a latrine

The hat is not a shoehorn, but a peeve

The impostor is a fake, a lute without strings.

The lute with no strings - where to start

The duckweed with no roots - no one to turn to

The toothless wife with no bones - licking them

The briquette in the lime - black and white. Lime - black and white

Coal ash mixed with lime - black and white

Putting firecrackers on the eyebrows - fire (disaster) in sight

The gourmets talk about food. Gourmets chatting about nothing one by one talking about food and not clothes

Melanfang singing Farewell My Concubine - a masterpiece

Looking at people in the doorway - looking people down

Bricks under the threshold one by one kicking them in and out

Doorway Look at the sky - narrow-minded

Shitting on the threshold - stinks inside and out

The seal on the door - can't be pulled

The broom behind the door

The scales in the corners of the door - the dead heart

The dead man behind the door - the fear of death

The doorframe off The doorframe is a big one

Hanging a mat over the door - not like a picture

Listening to thunder in the drum - not knowing what's going on

Farting under the blanket - swallowing alone

The doorframe is a big one

The doorframe is a big one

The doorframe is a big one

Menghu surrendered - to be convinced Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - to travel thousands of miles

Eating honey in a dream - to think of sweetness

Menghu's dream was to eat honey - to think of sweetness.

The Maitreya Buddha is smiling every day

The sunlight in the sieve of rice - it can't be covered

Sleeping in the sieve of rice - it's covered with eyes.

Rice sieve filled with water - many loopholes

Rice cooked into porridge - confusion

Rice store selling salt - - meddlesome (salty)

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Braised cakes in warm water - hot skin, cold heart

Chicken feathers scalded in warm water - hard to pull

Chestnuts boiled in warm water

Beef cooked in warm water - slow work

Turtle cooked in warm soup - not dead

Covering the ears to fire a gun

Catching a thief with one's wallet covered - adding one more carelessness

Crossing a river with one's butt covered - being overly careful

Water by the eaves - a little drop does not leave the nest

Hiding from the rain under the eaves - does not last long

Hanging but under the eaves - bitter water drops

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