A humorous copy that can't help laughing.

1. Give yourself a little confidence. Don't sit in the right position when others mention being fat, because you may not get in.

2. I have always respected RMB, and I didn't steal, rob or rob it.

3. Playing mobile phone in bed at night, afraid of being sleepy and hitting your face with your mobile phone, you will play mobile phone on your stomach and hit your face with your mobile phone.

What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.

I really enjoyed my holiday. The first six words are the most touching now, and the last one is long gone.

If there is one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class and have a good class, because that's where I think my life is the longest, and every day is like a year.

7. "Do you think you look good in person or in photos?" "Turn off the lights and look good!"

Eight. Actually, we don't need to care so much outside. Even strangers can't guarantee that we won't dance square dance together in decades.

Since I was born, I have been blessed by God. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

10. There are generally two reasons for the failure to invite a girl out to play: one is that she is too lazy to put on makeup, and the other is that you don't deserve it.

If a man calls you back after playing a game, remember that this kind of person is a pit and never play with him.

In fact, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knew every meal was hard" made me like this.

Thirteen. I can't get a girlfriend because I'm too demanding, and you can't get a girlfriend because others have requirements.

14. I don't feel lonely at ordinary times. Besides people who don't like you, there are many people who hate you!

15. My brother got into a fight yesterday and got more than 20 stitches in his leg. I couldn't take it anymore, so I rushed out and bought him a pair of autumn trousers.

In fact, being ugly is nothing to be ashamed of, because if you lose it, no one will pick it up.

17. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? Because of the time difference, we made an appointment to have a fight.

18. Dig out dusty memories again. Old yellow stationery is full of feelings for you. Time makes it soft. If you wipe it again, you'd better blow your nose.

Nineteen. "I'm so excited, I dreamed of my goddess!" "Dreams are the opposite." "You mean my goddess dreamed of me? Great! "

20. I am impatient. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them.

Brothers, if you see a female driver driving, the glass is clean and it's not raining, but she turns on the wiper, you must pay attention. Maybe she will change. Forget it. She is going to repair the car.

22. If you haven't found a girlfriend in ten years, come to me. I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

Twenty-three I'm only twenty years old. Love can be late, but not express delivery and takeaway.

I don't want anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.