1. real quality of life, is the National Day and so on all kinds of holidays do not have to go out to endure the traffic jam bad. With everyone **** encouragement.
2.Judas Pipa half cover face, the car forgot to bring instant noodles.
3. Seeing and not seeing, the traffic jam version: you open, or not open, the road is blocked there, do not walk.
4. I did not expect it, actually someone went home last month, this month.
5. I wish all the people who go to travel today on the road are stuck in traffic so that you do not come to accompany me.
6. Sorrow? The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the stuff you've been doing.
7. Going home on New Year's Day, you will always face the trouble of traffic jams.
8. You say, the end of the world heaven and hell will not be serious traffic jam ah?
9. You go ahead, do not traffic jam count me out!
10. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, you are able to call your family, your friends, and even your customers. The longer the traffic jam, the more profound the emotional exchange. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some so talk into a big business, some also gained love ... ... traffic jam also really promote the feelings between people.
11. Tired? The car traveling on the road in a long queue!
12. Catch the National Day traffic jam before departure. Ten o'clock in the evening on the highway, looked, should be almost to Jiangyin Bridge ah, every time you go back to your mother's home are so tossed. I'm looking forward to the high-speed train the year after next. Leave the place that makes me tired, go back to see my dear friends. I'm not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know there is always someone will be there waiting for me ~
13. New Year's home, traffic jams are also happy, of course, do not block too long, I have to rush home to eat it!
14. New Year's home, or can not escape the spell of traffic jams, the endless traffic jams in the road.
15. Driving without pedestrian fast!
16. In front of the traffic lights, blocked into a pot of sticky cooking. Waiting for thirty minutes, not yet employed half a step.
17. Only this time, the ring road on the beginning of traffic jams, the National Day holiday, and can be clean for a few days, I wish you all go out and travel, do not block the road oh.
18. The vacation only rested a day, but experienced a what is called traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: test knife mountain in front of you, but you are slow to enter the test knife mountain tunnel.
19. I hope that the road back to Xitang tomorrow do not traffic jam, but according to the previous year's National Day traffic jam amount I seem to be dreaming.
20. Eleven Nies are out to play on the highway to join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or in the local wave? Anyway, I am now in the highway traffic jam.
WeChat circle of friends to express the humor of the traffic jam said (Part II)21. The horn sounded, fog lights flashing red. The driver's heart is burning, just hope the sky clears up.
22. Traffic jams have many inconveniences that make people upset, but no matter what, don't take the highway as a garbage dump.
23. Highway traffic jam, hungry, call the House Express.
24. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless twenty minutes, is also served. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
25. highway, meet the big traffic jam, pit ah ......, more wasted hours on the road
26. hate hate? The car navigation can not be used!
27. Every day, the traffic jam, from spring to fall, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.
28. Traffic jam, also known as calories.
29. New Year's Eve, will be another out of the traffic jam, home traffic jam, difficult to the explosion of the holidays.
30. Happy National Day! Days of vacation, travel a good relaxation, traffic jams to be calm and peaceful, at home to read a book to quiet the mind.
32. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams, you blocked me so upset, have the patience you block me for life.
33. I blocked you blocked everyone blocked, together with the joy of the double festival.
34. The world's largest auto show - China Highway Auto Show, the most complete variety of exhibits, the largest number of luxury car show.
35. This year's New Year's Eve station again to crowded people, highway and traffic accidents. This is the first time I've ever seen a car in my life.
36. Never like to take the bus, traffic jams, slow, and dizziness. Still like to self run.
37. Traffic jam upset, in fact, quiet down to look around the state of mind or will become better. If you are upset, look at me, surely it will also be good, unity.
38. Yo Yo Cheeky, tomorrow start to see the Fourth of July traffic jam.
39. On the way home, the car blocked like years of old constipation, the car passengers and how anxious not to move.
40. And then buy a car, must buy auxiliary driving and sound double bully. Listening to the song, looking at the car to open their own, traffic jams are not so annoying
Spring Festival high-speed traffic jam friends circle humor to say collection (40 sentences)Spring Festival high-speed traffic jam friends circle humor to say (a)
1. High-speed traffic jam in a car with four people, three people in the phone to play mahjong I will not be in front of the traffic jams more highlights the helplessness of life and sadness.
2. Traffic jam is not blocking the heart, take a break to raise the spirit; hustle and bustle on the roadside guests, Xixi people on the car; a little bit of light, home through the warmth.
3. Brothers go home, wish him a happy traffic jam!
4. Both sides of the apes can not cry, the family does not live in the car.
5. Tomorrow will be the college entrance examination, all the candidates, I hope you go to the examination room on the road without traffic jams, I hope you play normally, I hope you can and know the same examination room.
6. Hate it or not? Car navigation doesn't work!
7. I know the National Day traffic jam is very normal, but this time is still blocked simply began to make me doubt life.
8. No longer complaining about traffic jams, that is the national peace; no longer hate the crowd, that is the prosperity.
9. This year's holiday home, relatives are discussing how long it took to get home.
10. The road to see a roar, the highway to walk the dog.
11. Every day at this time, the passing car seems to be about to meet together, as long as they are not willing to leave.
12. To tell you a thunderbolt from the sky, crying, shocking news: Hangzhou bypass highway traffic jam section up to kilometers! The entire bypass traffic is almost even into a circle.
13. Once on the road jammed, next to a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour - she was in the roadside advertising.
14. You go ahead, not blocked count me out!
15. Mom said Qingguo College Road will be too crowded traffic jam is not allowed to take the car shouted me to walk.
16. May Day vacation is here, I bought a globe, the world is so big, not only can look at, but also can turn around.
17. It's hard to get on the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, the elevated blocked tight. It's hard to get off the bridge, it's hard to get on the bridge, it's hard to walk in the middle of the car.
18. People always say to wait for the fate of that she / he, I have been waiting for 20 years, and did not say anything, in the end, in the end is the horse lost, or traffic jams, say a word ah.
19. New Year's home, or can not escape the spell of traffic jams, the endless traffic jams in the road.
20. New Year's home traffic jam is simply a major disaster in life, after all, people are old, the bladder can not be.
Spring Festival high-speed traffic jam friends circle humor said (Part II)21. home on the road, the car blocked like years of old constipation, the car passengers and then how anxious not to move.
22. 1 hour, has not left Jiuting. Traffic jam jam subway can not squeeze up! Busy and distracted by the beginning of the morning heat.
23. "Bridge every day traffic jam ah, one day drive to work, not traffic jams, smooth on the bridge, that is really the lottery won the jackpot ah!
24. It's hard to get in line to get on the highway and traffic jams! Back to a home I'm easy to do I.?
25. Every day at this time, the passing cars seem to be about to meet together, as long as they do not want to leave.
26. The road is smooth with fewer people and fewer cars?
27. real quality of life, is the National Day and so on all kinds of vacations do not have to go out to endure the traffic jam bad. With all of you **** encouragement.
28. A traffic jam on the heart, an annoying want to eat.
29. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless minute, also served. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30. The development zone is paralyzed, traffic jam jam ah, early in the morning to send children to school back and forth for an hour
31. Days of ease like a stove, now living in clothing and food. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
32. It's hard to get on the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, it's hard to get off the bridge, the elevated traffic jam. The first thing you need to do is to get off the bridge and get on the bridge.
33. There is a kind of pain called others to you are still stuck in the road, there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to see the traffic jam.
34. "Can you use a sentence to describe the feeling in the traffic jam?" "The lesser left home, the older returned!"
35. This point to go out to play is to squeeze warm.
36. New Year's home, all kinds of traffic jam, traffic jam is not blocking the heart!
37. Feel the beauty of the world's most congested city! Waiting for the distraction.
38. Development Zone paralyzed, traffic jam jam ah, this National Day driving tour seems to be paralyzed.
39. Traffic jam on the road, we all show their skills, fishing, walking the dog, there are out of the activities, I'm sitting in the car to enjoy a play and a play.
40. Traffic jam mood is not good how to do, jump square dance it.
WeChat friends circle humor said
1, traffic is like aunt always a lot at the beginning, slowly gone.
2, life has no rehearsal, every day is live; not only the ratings are low, and the wages are not high.
3, can use money to solve the problem is not a problem, but the problem is that I am poor.
4, only women and heroes are difficult, only wife and work is difficult to find.
5, after seeing me you will suddenly realize - ah, the original handsome can also be so specific ah!
6, asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said: "Bah! You only bought the PetroChina it. Your whole family bought PetroChina, but also bought Sinopec!"
7, noon in the cafeteria called two dishes. Eat the first I was shocked "the world there is more difficult to eat than this dish?" Eat the second I cried, "there really is ah".
8, the mouse a power, everyone is a sick cat.
9, step all over the green house people have not been old, please use Huiren Kidney Bao.
10, listen to you a word, save me ten books!
11, 0 years old appearance, 10 years old every day up. 20 years old lofty ideals, 30 years old, 40 years old basic orientation, 50 years old everywhere to eat. 60 years old playing mahjong, 70 years old everywhere to hang out. 80 years old pulling the family, 90 years old hanging on the wall!
12, take off the clothes I am a beast, put on the clothes I am a beast!
13, "Dear, I ... I'm pregnant ... three months, but you can rest assured that it is not yours, do not have to be responsible for you ......"
14, we produce a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, I want her to regard gold as dung.
15, read 10 years of language, not as good as chatting half a year QQ.
16, the morning lazy bed, so from the pocket out of six coins: if the six are positive, I will go to class! Think about a long time, or forget it, don't take this risk ......
17, I spent 80,000 to buy a Western Zhou clay pots, yesterday to the "treasure" column for identification, the expert said seriously: "Which is the Western Zhou? This is last week!"
18, I can tolerate body is fake, face is fake, chest is fake, buttocks is fake!!!!!. But just don't tolerate money yes !!!!
19, Shi for those who know themselves to pretend to be dead, women for those who please themselves plastic surgery.
20, don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.
21, the marriage announcement: the requirements are as follows, A live, B female.
22, give some sunshine I will rot.
23, to eat a little bit properly to have the strength to lose weight.
24, Shake, shake, shake to the bridge of Naiho.
25: Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
1. Everyone else cares about how high you fly, and I don't care about you at all.
2. Not to miss some crooked dates how to know what is the best
3. Do not give me winks, your power is not very full.
4. It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is very serious Oh
5. Live is not hard, live and hard is the truth.
6. Even if the teacher is talking about wool, the bully can weave it into a sweater.
7. Look at those who look more and more biased, and then I have unlimited visions of my future.
8. Look at the time is not to get up, but to see how long you can still sleep.
9. Pick up your charm, put away your handsome, from now on you are my
10. The role of the alarm clock is not to let me get up, but to let me sleep in a different position
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12. You can lie to me once, but please don't doubt my intelligence and lie to me again and again.
13. You are my cure for my heart disease medicine dreaming of you will smile
14. bad temper because not sleep, I sleep full words can be cute.
15. Please remember that I am a cold person Please do not be confused by my madness from time to time
16. hot hot hot. It's going to rain soon. This is the rhythm of the heat to death ah.
17. The road of life is like underwear, no one is not their own choice.
18. If you have to touch my bottom line, then I will tell you with action, I am not good.
19. Put away the envy of others to work on their own.
20. I love you, I will never forget you, if the future appeared more handsome than you, of course, another story.
21. We run after time every day, but the distance between Monday and Friday we can not measure
22. I can not tell in the end is too strong, or cur curd pressure root heartless.
23. I am not cool at all, but very handsome.
24. I am a person ah is the ideal of pork, cabbage life, always only be vinegar slipped share, I want to be red hot once.
25. I know I have a lot of advantages that you can not stand, so please reflect on yourself.
26. Want to go fast, on the road alone; want to go far, on the companion.
27. I don't know who will be cheaper for me to look so good in the future.
28. Breathe hard. Then you can create a miracle, not dead, don't take yourself as a waste!
29. What can't be passed, not to mention that my legs are still so long.
30. In this year there will always be so many days of the day, out of the pocket no money, at home nothing too idle
31. As long as the thin wear what are hitched Fat wear what are white.
32. The hand of his son, the party knows that the son ugly, tears, son not go I go!
33. Doomed to go far away from the person hard to pull to your side will not be too happy
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35. Hate it when people say southeast and northwest when pointing the way, you will not say before and after the left and right