2. When your life doesn't go well, don't rush, just look at your savings and wallet and cry it out.
3. A girl like you can't get married, and even if you do, you're still married to someone else.
4. Q: What behaviors of your girlfriend's friends of the opposite sex are most unacceptable to you? A: living.
5. There are so three kinds of people in the school, one kind of person is a school bully, one kind of person is striking, as for this third kind of person, want to be a school bully but not able to do, want to strike but can not stop.
6. Sometimes, others are cold to you, it may not be your problem, he may just not like ugly people.
7. Life is like apprehension, there are no accurate lyrics, but thrilling.
8. Loneliness is when someone is talking, no one is listening, and when someone is listening, you have nothing to say.
9. His own looks in general, but there is a heavy late Yan control disease; hands not a few money, like but are burning things; perennial single, but often give friends to do emotional counseling; mind is not mature, the body but to the middle-aged and old age regimen.
10. To be honest, the corner generally does not meet love, but you are likely to meet beggars.
11. Know why I a young man all right to go to see the aunt to dance square dance it, because after mixing well with the aunt, the aunt will ask: young man has no girlfriend ah, no, if aunty to introduce you to one.
12. Recently, many girls reflect the problem of hair loss, there is such an explanation, may be because of a long period of time without a boyfriend, the body thought that you have been out of the house, so the hair began to fall out spontaneously.
13. This kind of thing should also be divided into people, good-looking can only be called cute, ugly can only be called pretending to be crazy.
14. real brothers, no matter how far away we are, no matter how long no contact, even if the middle of a few times to change the phone number, to borrow money when you can always find you.
15. Today I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting on the back seat of a battery car, wrapped around the waist of her current boyfriend freezing, I raised the corners of my mouth and smiled triumphantly, squeezed onto a warm bus.
16. Mom and I lay on the couch to eat snacks, Dad came over to train me a meal, I said weakly: Mom is also eating, why do not you say her? Dad: your mom and then fat have I want her, you?
17. I think it, now the game is more and more unreasonable, not moving to let people charge money, not moving to let people invite friends. I don't think I'm playing the game because I don't have any money or friends.
18. I asked the Zen master: I have a big dream, if realized, the world will no longer have strife. I need a lot of money, master can help me? The Zen master took out a child's hat and a pair of child's gloves for me to put on: what do you feel? "The hands, the head is a little tight." "Me too."
19. Girls' relationships can be divided into three kinds: those who can see without washing their heads, those who have to wash their heads to see, and those who don't even want to see after washing their heads.
20. My mom asked me, "What are you doing under the covers?" "Cold." "Then you turn on the air conditioning to do what?" "Hot." "Is your skin itchy?"
21. Today, a patient said to me with a heavy heart, "I only have six months to live." I didn't know how to comfort him and said, "It's okay, six months will be over soon, be strong."
22. The greatness of math lies in the fact that the Chinese language is mixed with English and Greek letters, and in the end the solution comes out as Arabic numerals.
23. You must be scolding me because you don't know me well enough, because people who do know me want to beat me.
24. In fact, it is not easy to do Taobao, and today I received a pathetic message from a friend: "Come and buy it, and then don't buy it my daughter-in-law will eat it all!"