There are still a few days is the Spring Festival, at this time you are not already on the way home? After a year of struggle, at this moment you must especially want to let neighbors and villagers know that you mix well!
If you buy a house in the city, this is really a good form of expression, but the house can not be moved, you can not take the house book or house key to show off everywhere, it is possible to lead the family children to play with the keychain than your house key seems to be high.
At this point, if you wear a brand-name, such as Armani, LV home, but the village people feel that you have some alternative, profiteering, but also likely to think that you are wearing imitations. And its own dress, is not a little out of place?
How do you get people to judge you intuitively? Driving a new car home is undoubtedly the first choice. As long as the car comes from the right source, it's entirely up to you what you say as to whether it's yours or not. Of course, having a car does not necessarily mean that people will know, with the following these tricks, to do "bomb village" effect, the village people will naturally know that you are out of the good mix, are driving back!
Village intersection honked and put the song into the village
As long as the road passes by someone, be sure to put the car windows down, open the sunroof, music play mode to the bass mode, low-frequency melody will be spread far, and the volume must be opened to the maximum decibel. Suggested playback tracks must be on the network song (a certain sound, a certain hand), or "without your company is really lonely", "the most dazzling national wind" and other village aunt and uncle are familiar with the square dance track, of course, you can also come to a "money la".
Notify the village to collect calendars and couplets at home
Before you go home, you can go to the wholesale market to wholesale a truckload of calendars and couplets, which are relatively low-cost and don't cost much. After returning to the village, you can loudspeaker notification to let the village to the home to collect, at this time must put these in the trunk, but also remember to say that the unit or customer to send, of course, you can also prepare some sweets, absolutely will let the whole village children to help you publicize.
Village entrance crowd when a big car wash
The Spring Festival will inevitably encounter bad weather, and so the weather is good, the car to the village entrance, choose the time when there are many people, to the car to a big wash, remember to wash the whole car carefully, wash the longer the better.
Learn and share your driving experience by going door to door in the village
Go door to door in the village, learn from those who have driving experience, and ask your elders for more modest guidance. The first thing you need to do is share your driving experience with people who don't have it. Of course, when you say this, you have to pay attention to your manner of speaking, otherwise people will think you are showing off in disguise.
Firecrackers to celebrate the purchase of a new car
Many places to buy a new car, there will be firecrackers to celebrate the habit, this time you can buy some more firecrackers, make a big noise, naturally, will attract the attention of the village. Of course, there are also some places have the custom of sacrificing the car, such as buying a firecracker around the car, and with a rooster's blood on the crown, to the four wheels and the front and rear license plate frame symbolically coated with foam on the blood of chickens, and finally set off firecrackers. Just you have to pay special attention, the car don't get burned.
Driving to the ancestors
Generally the Spring Festival will give the deceased loved ones to burn paper, at this time to drive a new car big have a kind of glory to show off the pride of the ancestors, but also other people will feel that the same ancestors will feel that you are mixed up with a good probability will be passed around, so that more people know that you buy a car.
Village driving stuck in the mud road to find someone to lift the car
This trick will have to be measured, for example, there are newbies really unskilled because of the driving skills, over the ditch or stuck in the road teeth, on the new car is certainly a greater loss. Of course, there are some more skillful, will grasp the road conditions, such as let the rear wheels slide sideways to the outside of the edge of the road, and then ask the village people to help lift the car. Of course if you want to make a bigger splash, give out some cigarettes to each person. Of course what cigarettes and how you hand them out is up to your pocket.
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Of course, in addition to the above tricks, there are also many online strategies, such as crashing down their own yard wall, directly into the paddy field, these ways to be honest some in the show IQ lower limit ah. Of course, then again, the above is purely flirtatious, really have to follow the example of the person but the consequences of their own ah. A thousand words converge into one sentence, safe and sound home, happy into the village, visit parents and relatives, is the most important thing in the Spring Festival. (Image from the network, infringement please contact the editor to delete)
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