Two. Brains are a really good thing, but you're fine with big boobs and no brains.
three. My teacher said a wrong question is a treasure, I looked at my paper and realized I was dirt cheap.
four. The cell phone fell so many times and was fine, then I thought it was my height that saved it.
v. Quietly I ate, just as I quietly gained weight, I slept in, but brought a piece of fat.
VI. In fact, there is no need for us to count so much outside, even if it is a stranger, there is no guarantee that a few
ten years later not in a piece of square dancing.
VII. Every time I face food, I caution myself, "Eating too much will kill you." But as it turns out, I'm not afraid of death at all.
eight. Don't call your children brats, because genetically speaking, it's bad for the parents.
nine. So many people say I look cute and pretty, hurry over and cover their mouths, don't publicize what everyone knows.
X. Every day in the
three things, can not sleep at night, can not get up in the morning, regret sleeping too late.11. Scum bitter. The school scum tired, the school scum can not sleep before the exam, the school scum exam will not be, the school scum after the exam is very decadent, the school bully said that he will not be, the final exam all right!
12. If marriage is the grave of love. Then the blind date is for the grave to see the feng shui, confession is to dig their own graves, marriage is a double martyrdom, love is to move the grave, the
third is grave robbing!
Thirteen. The biggest lie in the world is when registering as a user: I have read and agree to the use of these terms.
XIV. Life
The four great tragedies: ability does not match the dream, income does not match the enjoyment, looks do not match the pretense, insight does not match the age.
Fifteen. Women, when they are young, have a father to love, grow up to have a husband to love, the old have a son to love. The man, as a child to listen to his mother, grew up to listen to his wife, old to listen to his daughter.
Sixteen. It's not that I don't try to make money, just that I'm still too young, in case I become the richest man in the world after the effort, then how can I spend most of my future life, there is no pursuit at all.
XVII. For people like me who can't keep their mouths shut and are too lazy to die, not continuing to gain weight is already considered to be on a diet.
Eighteen. The real brother, no matter how far away we are, no matter how long did not contact, even if the middle of the cell phone number changed several times, to borrow money when you can always find you.
Nineteen. Early to bed and early to rise in good health, late to bed and late to rise in good mood, I fell into a deep dilemma to choose.
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X. I seriously doubt that the Moon Lord has taken my red thread to knit fall pants.
XI. The man who comes home early tells stories to his wife; the man who comes home late makes up stories to his wife.
Xxii. I want the romance is actually very simple, the two of us go to rob a bank, and then on the way to abscond with the money, you unfortunately arrested, rather than die, jailed, leaving me alone in sadness, spend the rest of my life like dirt.
Twenty-three. One of life's great tragedies is: God gave me the attribute of a foodie, but forgot to give me the identity of a tycoon.
Twenty-four.1. You are very sick;
2. But it can still be cured;
3. But it takes a lot of money. --Doctor's
Three words can make you feel the ups and downs of life.