Stephen Chow's classic dialogues in Kung Fu

The camera moves, the sign reads "Inspector Chan", and a group of policemen look blankly in one direction, the sound of a collision is heard in the background, the camera pans to the plaque, "Sin Buster", and suddenly a policeman is thrown into the air, knocking the plaque to pieces, and the policeman falls to the ground

Kung Fu Script

The camera moves, the sign reads "Inspector Chan", and a group of policemen A group of policemen are staring blankly in one direction, and there is a crash in the background. The camera pans to the plaque, which reads "Crime Buster". Suddenly, one of the policemen is thrown into the air, knocking the plaque to the ground, and the policeman falls to the ground

Crocodile Gang Boss, Fung Siu-kong: Who else is there?

In the face of the crocodile gang, all the police showed fear

Crocodile gang boss Feng Xiaogang: such a beautiful woman, just because of a mouthful of spit on the ground

The camera panned to the crocodile gang leader's wife and then panned to Feng Xiaogang again and was caught by you here? There is no law? There are still laws?

The camera pans to the police officer A, who is on the ground, and Feng Xiaogang is walking leisurely.

All of you have to give face to the Crocodile Gang or he won't be able to do his job! You do not fucking recognize me?

The camera pans to the policeman who was just thrown onto the plaque and fell to the ground in a coma

Policeman A: I'm sorry, I didn't realize she was your wife.

Feng Xiaogang spat on police officer A, who instinctively ducked

Feng Xiaogang: How dare you duck?

A foot to put over a kettle splashed police A body, police A can not help but scream

Feng Xiaogang: go

A group of people left the police station

Feng Xiaogang: what to look at, have not seen such a handsome boss ah?

Next to the door of the police chief did not dare to look at Feng Xiaogang, carefully pull the door closed

Feng Xiaogang a cadre of crocodile gangs across the police station, Feng Xiaogang a hand around his wife, his right hand on her buttocks

Feng Xiaogang: I will not do any business to do the film, the cinema on Sunday, even a person is not there.

Mrs. Crocodile Gang leader: where is the car?

Empty street no one, a burst of silence, Feng Xiaogang intuition tells himself that there is a problem

Feng Xiaogang: go back!

The crocodile gang is trying to hide back to the police station, the police hand and hand to close the door ah window ah what

Feng Xiaogang turned his head to see, the street at some point covered with a group of black clothes black pants black hat people, the leader of a distinctive red and white clothes, leading a group of people to Feng Xiaogang surrounded?

Feng Xiaogang: call people!

The crocodile gang under the hand pulled an eye flower, flying into mid-air

The axe gang boss: do not need to send, hick, you hit the police, your little brother has all been taken care of by me.

Feng Xiaogang: Axe Gang, I'll fight you!

After shouting, Feng Xiaogang took off, his men just pulled out their pistols and were machine-gunned to death by the Axe Gang

Slow-mo: Feng Xiaogang ran to the side of the road, and the Axe Gang's second-in-command flew an axe to the ground, chopping off Feng Xiaogang's left leg, and Feng Xiaogang fell to the ground and struggled

The Axe Gang's big brother took the axe from his men, and danced his way towards Feng Xiaogang.

Feng Xiaogang: slow ~ slow, do you remember? I also invited you to dinner ~!

The axe gang big brother without saying anything, a burst of chopping, the crocodile gang big brother died tragically in the street

The axe gang second leader: brother Sam!

The big brother of the Axe Gang turned his head to look at the crocodile gang leader's wife, who was standing aside, and the axe gang leader's wife shed tears

The crocodile gang leader's wife: big brother, you let me go.

The axe gang big brother: don't be silly, sister-in-law, I do not kill women, you go!

Crocodile gang leader Mrs.: Thank you, big brother.

Mrs. Crocodile gang leader turned around and was about to leave, the axe gang big brother reached out and beckoned, the henchman handed over a shotgun, the axe gang big brother behind the back of the shot killed Mrs. Crocodile gang leader, after strutting away from the door of the police station

Axe gang second-in-command: the police, come out to wash the ground!

The camera pans inside the police station, where the police chief is counting stacks and stacks of thick bills.

The camera pans to the inside of the police station, where the police chief is counting stacks and stacks of money.

The camera pans to the inside of the police station, where the police chief is counting stacks and stacks of money.

The camera pans to the outside of the station, where the police chief is counting stacks and stacks of money.

When the screen goes black, the subtitles read, "This is a time of social unrest and gangsterism, and the Axe Gang is the most feared of all, except for the poorer neighborhoods where even the gangs have no interest, but can enjoy temporary peace."

The camera pans to a slum, "Porky's Walled City," where some of the lower class are freshening up in the toilets, and then pans to the door of a rice store

Rice store employee: one, two, three.

The two rice store employees lift a bag of rice, while the hard laborers have steadily carried three bags of rice on their backs.

The rice store employee: Can you do it, Mr. Foolish?

Koolikong: Yes

The rice store employee puts the rice on Koolikong's back, and Koolikong steadily stands and stretches out his foot to pick another bag of rice on the ground onto his back

The camera pans to a tailor's store, where the tailor is happily holding a piece of cloth, and the camera pans to the store's sign, "Daguan Western Wear," and then pans to a different store, "Porridge, Noodle and Oiler," where an owner is making noodles. A boss is making noodles, and the method of defending the noodles is very primitive, using a very large bamboo.

The camera pans to the landlord of the Piggy Bank Walled City, who eats his breakfast and takes a sip of white wine

Landlord: ah ghosts, counting the bill!

Deep-fried ghost: Hey ~

While walking out, he took a doughnut wrapped in paper and handed it to the landlord

Landlord: How much?

The fried ghost: a gift, a gift.

Landlord: you really understand ......

The fried ghost: small meaning ......

Landlord said, while taking several fries from the side basket

Landlord: I go back ...... Discuss with your wife to reduce your rent.

Fried ghost: THANKYOU!

Landlord walking on the road

Tenant A: Landlord morning.

Landlord: Hey ~

Xiao Zhu: Good morning, landlord!

Landlord: Hey, Xiao Zhu ah, and grow taller, come, come over uncle to help you check the body, huh.

Landlord walked into the "big view of foreign clothing", reached out and patted the tailor's ass, the tailor twisted like a sissy

Tailor: Oh, landlord, so coincidental ah?

Landlord: really coincidental ah ......

Tailor: Don't be so ......

Landlord said while touching the tailor, the tailor is very embarrassed

Bucktooth Zhen came out from behind the screen

Bucktooth Zhen: Sheng, the fork of the dress, I would like to open a little higher!

Tailor: No problem ......

Landlord: Hey, there are meteors!

Bucktooth Jane: Huh?

Bucktooth Jane turned her head over, the landlord secretly put his face to her mouth, bucktooth Jane turned her head over just kissed the landlord

Landlord: ah Jane, you really?

Bucktooth Jane: Landlord, how can you do this?

Said ran out of the "big view of the foreign clothes", the charterer chased out

Landlord: ah Jane, you do not go ah ah true, and then chat a little ......

Bucktooth Jane threw a hand, turned his head and left

Landlord: do not go ah you, ah Jane ......

The camera turned, the sauce burst squatting in the "piggy bank fortress" square tap while washing his head, while brushing his teeth, behind him a long line of people, he also simply took off his pants to take a bath, and suddenly the faucet was out of water, he stood up, his pants are only half worn, revealing half of the buttocks

Sauce burst: Landlady, Landlady?

Landlady on the second floor vigorously opened the window

Soy sauce explosion: why suddenly there is no water?

Landlady in a flash from the second floor down the stairs to the square

Landlady: water does not cost ah? This month's rent is not paid, but also so much nonsense.

Sauce pop: but I head to wash half, you turn off the water gate ......

Landlady: I do not turn off is now off, from tomorrow onwards every one, three, five stop water, two, four, six intermittent water supply, how? Slanting eyebrows and staring at each one of the ghosts crying wolf howling what, looking for death ah? I think you're all tired of living, right?

The fried ghost nodded his head and waisted

Fried ghost: GoodMorning, chartered lady ~

Chartered lady: I Good your mother's head, if you don't pay the rent today, I will burn your store.

Tailor posed a quail

Landlady: laugh, laugh what laugh, laugh, do not have to pay rent ah, old fart.

Tailor: Hey

Tailor covered his face and hid in the store, the landlady saw the hard labor strong is still carrying rice

Landlady: Hmph, so strong, deserve your life as a hard labor, owes me a few months of rent, the morning even greeted without a word, tired of you a son of a bitch.

Landlady to go back upstairs, the camera gave the sauce burst a close-up, his head is still residual shampoo foam, stood frozen in the middle of the square, landlady went over to the slap him turned a big circle fell to the ground

Landlady: do not think you look handsome I do not hit you!

The camera panned to the side of the bathroom, where the landlord was looking in with a rat's head

Landlady: Hey, how do you buy porridge for so long?

Landlady: This is not buy back? I just helped an old woman cross the street ah!

Landlady: What are you doing here?

Landlady: I see if there are any colorful ghosts peeping at people bathing ah! Auntie Six, are there any colorful ghosts peeping at you bathing ah?

From the bathroom came out of the six aunts expression helpless reached out and pointed to the chartered male

Landlady: nah, six aunts, no evidence of you do not point ah you!

Landlord turned his head, revealing the lipstick marks left by the bucktooth Jane on the right side of his face

Landlord: Nuts, no proof?

Landlady viciously stared at the lipstick marks!

The camera turned, the sauce burst squatting on the ground with the gutter water to wash his head half washed, suddenly landlord pushed open the window of the second floor, bruises and swollen face by the landlady a burst of brutal beatings, but also from the second floor of the face to the ground thrown to the square, people just want to go over, the upstairs threw down a pot of beautiful flowers, impartial smash in the head of the landlord, squatting next to the sauce burst pick up a bamboo, gently poked the landlord two times

The landlord is a good example of how the landlord can be a good example of the landlady.

Landlord: stop ~

The onlookers of the tenants one after another to go away, continue their work. Sauce burst pants still did not pull up, continue to reveal half of the buttocks

The camera turned, white clouds in the sky, seven children in front of the "piggy bank fortress" kicking the ball, suddenly the ball rolled to the distance, two people into the picture, the camera shone on the legs of the man, he stepped on the rolling soccer ball, and then very skillful tiptoe ball, stopping the ball, the technology is very good

The children: uncle, can not teach us to play soccer ah

The children: uncle, can not teach us to play!

The children: Uncle, can you teach us how to play soccer?

Someone: still playing soccer?

The man stepped on the soccer ball, kicked it to the side, and walked away.

The child: woo ~ wow

The child crying

The camera panned, these two people are the star with the bone, they stood in front of the door of the "piggy bank fortress", dressed in a tattered clothes, wearing a top hat, very impressive stood at the entrance to the fortress, and slowly walked into the fortress one step at a time.

The camera panned to Sauce Pop's store, which turned out to be a barbershop, where Sauce Pop was taking a big bite out of his bowl of rice, and there was a small handful of unwashed hair on his head, with a little bit of foam remaining. Star walked into the store before and after the bone

Sauce explosion: which cut the head?

Star: my big brother.

Soy sauce explosion: please sit down.

Bone sit down in a big way, the sauce burst turned to prepare the barber equipment, he turned around, the star looked down and found that his pants are still only half worn, looked up at him, the sauce burst twisted his head and laughed

The star twisted his head to observe the surroundings there is no one, found that there is only a child next to the book, know that their plans can be implemented.

Star just turned his head, and realized that in a few seconds, the bone was a mess of hair has been soy sauce explosion processing is very beautiful

Sauce explosion: cut, thank you 50 cents.

Star: Wow!

Soy sauce explosion: very beautiful!

Star: Why cut so beautiful? Who told you to cut so beautiful?

This is the first time I've seen this.

Bone a shake on the body of the jacket, revealing the chest of the two painted on the axe, his a flabby constantly shaking.

Star: big brother, do not be angry, he is my friend, let me come to talk to him.

Star pulled Sauceburst to the side

Star: axe gang big brother, two axes you have seen with your own eyes, the bad guys are coming, you cut your hair so beautiful, to die people know?

Sauce explosion: I do not know ~

Star: So you really. Na, chat with you so kindly, you lose some medical expenses, I help you to set up, okay?

Sauce explosion: not good ~

Bone a pat on the thigh, chest two axes with flab constantly swaying

Star: big brother, do not take the axe ah you, put away first! I will talk to him again.

Star and the sauce burst pulled to the side of the pillar, whispered

Star: this time I help you out, you saw with your own eyes, I did not lie to you ah. You party is not convenient, how much to take out, set up a ten table eight table, or half a table also line ~

Sauce explosion: Oh, the original you blackmail me.

Star froze

Star: Big Brother! Big Brother

Star and Sauce Pop twisted his head to look at Bone, who had fallen asleep in the barber's chair

Star: Oh, you're dead, my big brother is going to cut people once he wakes up from his nap.

Bone has begun to snore

Star: Look, he's about to wake up right away.

Sauce explosion: I am not afraid, even if you kill a me, there are thousands of me!

The residents of the "piggy bank" have noticed what is happening in the barber store, and have gathered around

Star pulled the jacket that was about to slip, and aggressively walked out of the barber store

Star: the head of the head, ah? The big brother of the Axe Gang is taking a nap inside, and that one is not afraid of death to step forward ah!

All the residents have taken a step forward

Star startled, but still pretended to be calm

Star: Oh, that's not negotiable, well ah, the rules of the jianghu, a single ah, that is, one against one, who do not want to foul ah.

Star emphasized that there can be no foul play, looked at the crowd, and pointed with his hand

Star: the aunt who took the green onions, come out!

The woman came out with a kind expression

Star: What's the point of having such a fierce expression? I think you can beat me ah you, I let you a punch can be, hit me ah!

The aunt punched the star in the abdomen, and the star spit out a mouthful of blood

Star: What are you doing?

Auntie: I'm a plowman.

Star: plowing the field on the good plow it you, get back to the field.

The aunt: there is a problem ......

Star: do wrong and talk back, not to see you "have a problem" I would have K you.

Star death is not convinced, and looked at the crowd, behind the crowd, a "short man" is looking around

Star: the short man, five feet short of half an inch, that is you, short to admit that the beatings stood firm, out ah!

"Shorty" stood up, but there are two or three meters so high, he just sat on a chair.

Star: nah, this life I despise those who are not honest, sit down.

"Shorty" sat down, Stephen Chow continued to look at the crowd, behind the crowd, an old man wearing presbyopia glasses, a face of righteousness into his line of sight

Star: wearing glasses that old man so drag ah, out.

The old man pushed away the person in front of him, revealing his upper body with a bodybuilding-like muscles

Star realized that it was not right, and immediately twisted his head and did not dare to look directly at him

Star: Hey ~ I'm not talking about you, the old man, I'm called that ...... That

A child of only 10 years old was looking at him with his eyes wide open

Star: that little kid! Kid, I've been putting up with you for a long time, come out.

The kid pushed his way through the crowd and surprisingly had a toned muscular body as well, he moved his muscles as if he was ready to spar with Star

Star regretted it even more this time, knowing that there was no result in messing up like this

Star: hey, ok, ok, big enough, big enough, hey, there is no one that looks like a human being, it's you guys who don't fight for yourselves ah, today's duel is canceled.

He turned his head and wanted to find a bone to bugger off, Sauce Pop has brought the chartered lady to the door of the barber store

Sauce Pop: He blackmailed me.

The chartered lady looked at Star with disdain and took off her slippers

Star: Oh, fat lady, the person in charge is you right?

The landlady snapped the slippers and gave the star a slap in the face

Landlady: "Fat lady ah where?"

Star at a loss

Star: Hey, the axe gang ah ~

Landlady snapped again with a slipper to the star a slap

Landlady "axe gang ah where?"

Star: Big Brother ~

Landlady snapped with slippers to the star a slap, bone continues to sleep half dead in the barbershop

Landlady: "Big Brother ah which?"

Star: compensation for medicine fee ah you ~

Landlady snapped again with slippers to the star a slap

Landlady: "medicine fee ah which"

Star: their own people ah.

Landlady snapped and used the slipper to give the star a slap

Landlady: "own people ah"

Star ran away, the landlady chased after him, and fiercely pumped his head a few times

star: well ......

Star: You have the guts to do it, I'll call someone. ......

Star reached into his pants belt, pulling out something

Landlady: the waist to carry

Star reached into his pants belt, pulling out something

Landlady: the waist to carry the dead rats, it is hard to pretend to hunt! I see you call who?

The star pulled out a cannonball and lit it in a fireplace

Star: an arrow through the clouds, thousands of horses to meet!

Said threw behind him, bang, the background came the sound of chickens jumping, star's voice is very bottomless said

Star: waiting for death ah you, do not go ah you, buy a coffin it you.

The camera turned to the "piggy bank" gate, a group of people came over, the head of a hat broke a big hole, hair and burn traces, turned his head, but it was the second head of the axe gang

The second head of the axe gang: "Who threw the cannonballs?"

The axe gang: "Who threw the cannonballs?

Star looked at him suspiciously, looked down at his chest, and looked up carefully

Star: one of our own, big brother.

Star pointed to the bag lady, do not know what to say, the axe gang second in command to the bag lady sat over, the bag lady was a look of disdain, suddenly found the second in command chest two axes, although in the sweat, but also did not fade, obviously tattoos, the face of the slowly gloomy down

The picture appeared in the sky suddenly gathered dark clouds, with the axe gang second in command to the "piggybank" Walking in, the shadow of the dark clouds covered all the residents of the Walled City Square, the chartered lady slowly turned her head, restored the previous disdainful expression, said to the residents standing in the square

chartered lady: what are you so much to do, it's raining, quickly go home to collect the clothes la ......

Axe gang second leader: fat woman.

Landlady froze, a split second to run back to the second floor room, cover up the quilt

Axe gang people a moment of bewilderment to watch the landlady rushed up to the second floor

Sauce explosion: you also want to blackmail me, I'm not afraid.

The second leader of the Axe Gang sneered and drew a sharp axe from his back, pretending not to hear clearly, and stretched over his ears

The second leader of the Axe Gang: huh?

Sauce Explosion looked at the axe and hesitated

Sauce Explosion: I ......

See Sauce burst to speak, the axe gang of the second leader of an axe to split over

The screen is black, the background of the sound of the collision, a few seconds later appeared Sauce burst standing upright, and the axe gang of the second leader of the axe has disappeared, the background of a garbage can continue to shake, a pair of feet out of the inside

The axe gang of people surrounded by the garbage can, the axe gang of the second leader of the axe is clearly shoved in the bucket

The axe gang of people surrounded by the garbage can, the axe gang of the second leader of the axe is stuffed in a bucket.

The Axe Gang's second-in-command: How could this happen, did anyone see it?

Axe gang members you look at me and I look at you, have shaken their heads, reaching out to help the second head of the axe gang out

Axe gang second head: do not move, broken ...... Calling people, calling people!

An axe gang of people pulled a fireworks, fireworks rushed up into the air, burst open after the sky appeared a huge axe.

The camera turned, an old gramophone is playing old Shanghai songs, outside the picture came a muffled sound, the gramophone shook

This time, the picture turned to the bucktooth Jane in a cheongsam walked to the mirror, threw a wink at the mirror themselves, and then took out a lipstick, gently coated, coated to half of the time, outside the picture came a muffled sound, the whole house shook! The buck-toothed Jane hand slipped, lipstick in the cheeks of a long pull a trace, she angrily picked up a towel and wiped, rushed out the door, and suddenly stood with a stunned face

The scene turned, hundreds of members of the Axe Gang neatly step by step into the "piggy bank walled city", ah Jane was caught by the hand, pulled to the plaza, and fell on the ground

The camera panned to the fryer's store, the Axe Gang is smashing things

The camera panned to the fryer's store, the axe gang is smashing things

The camera panned to the fryer's store, the axe gang is smashing things. are smashing things

Fried Ghost: Brother, don't be angry, have you eaten anything, I have ...... here

He did not finish was punched to the ground

The camera panned to the square, the axe gangs to "piggy bank fortress" tenants one by one knocked to the ground, this time the picture turned to the tailor, crawling on the ground into their store, found a corner shrunken, sneak a peek outside for a moment

Sauce popping at this time has been stamped by the feet of the people, but he is still a face of dazed look

The fried ghosts of the people, but they have been in the middle of the night. The first thing I noticed was that the rent-a-cop was still lying on the ground, and the flower on his head was still there. The rent-a-cop had no choice but to bury his face down on the ground, and pile up the dirt on the ground next to his face

The axe gang's youngest brother: honest ~

The camera panned to the axe gang's second-in-command, who was in a trash can, foaming at the mouth, and not far away from the end of his life, and axe gang's oldest brother, Sam, watched and laughed coldly

The axe gang's eldest brother, Sam, watched and smiled coldly

The camera pans to the Walled City Plaza, where a middle-aged woman is struggling to be pulled out, an elderly woman and a child beside her are crying and shouting, and an axe gang member knocks open a bucket of something, and drenches the middle-aged woman and the child who is in her arms with the red liquid gasoline

Elderly woman: Don't ~

Brother Sam: Who did it, I'm going to count to three!

Said hit the lighter in the hand

The middle-aged woman tightly embraced the child, shrinking into a ball

(Note: At this time, the background music is the editor's favorite Chinese folk music, "Sichuan Generals Order," the combination of music and images ~ ~ ~ a word good, Zhou director, I served U ~)

Brother Sam: a

Brother Sam: two

Sam

The lighter slowly flew towards the middle-aged woman and the child, and suddenly a hand reached out and caught the lighter

The camera pulled back, and it was Bruiser, who extinguished the lighter

Bruiser: I did it.

Sam was stunned for a moment that someone so unafraid to come out and admit it, and he winked at his men

Dozens of Axe Gang members surrounded Bittercats, and Bittercats turned out to be a master of their craft, kicking over a couple of big men with their legs, and then a melee ensued

An Axe Gang member was kicked into a tailor's store

The camera panned over to the deep-fried ghosts, and a couple of axe gangs stepped over their faces to make sure that they could see their faces.

The camera pans to a few of the Axe Gang members who were stepping on the face of Grease, who saw that the situation wasn't right and let go of their feet on the face of Grease, and rushed to support him

Although Kau Kau Kau was a strong martial artist, he was surrounded by dozens of people and couldn't do much, so he dragged one of the Axe Gang members to the shop to fight with the other people

The Axe Gang member who was kicked into the tailor's shop stood up and looked in the mirror and noticed that the tailor was in the corner with his face hidden, and he lifted up his hand to give him an axe, which he did. Panned to the outside of the tailor's store, the axe gang member flew out horizontally and fell to the ground

The camera panned to the iron ring hanging on a bamboo pole in the tailor's store, a cloth ruler coiled up on the pole, and saw the tailor violently pulling on the cloth ruler, and the bamboo pole snapped, the iron ring slipped down and set on the tailor's hand.

The camera this side of the bitter strong is still struggling to support, suddenly the crowd periphery a few people were tailor knocked down, it turned out that the tailor is also a master, he relied on the hand of the iron ring, blocked the axe gang members of the sharp axe, killed into the crowd, and the bitter strong to look at the axe gang members of the separate deal

This side of the two axe gang members of the tailgate of a car in a box of a wooden box out of a couple of machine guns, the screen turned to the Greaseball, who looks stoically at a couple of sticks defending his store

The two axe gangsters on this side are about to shoot, when suddenly a stick flies off-screen and sends the machine guns they're holding flying, crashing into the wall and shattering

One of the axe gangsters on this side, seeing this, pulls out a pistol and tries to shoot Greaseball, who bends the pistol's barrel with one blow of his stick, and then knocks this person down with another blow.

Then it was the three masters who joined forces, and the axe gang members were all knocked to the ground, and the three masters stood amidst the smoke and dust, their eyes full of vigor.

The big brother of the Axe Gang is nowhere to be seen

The camera pans to the interior of the Axe Gang, where Sam is smoking opium

Axe Gang Master: Sam, are these goods okay?

Brother Sam: Uh~

The scene shifts to an Axe Gang henchman A, who is serving Brother Sam, and accidentally knocks over a cup

Axe Gang henchman A: I'm sorry, Brother Sam.

Brother Sam stood up, holding a smoking gun, and looked at the axe gang henchman A

Brother Sam: Don't look at the children, turn around.

The axe gang henchman A turned away, Sam a smoking gun towards his head smashed over, he immediately fell to the ground fainted

Sam: thrown out!

The scene shifted to a wooden box, and the star heel bone was tied with a chain to the outside of the wooden box

Brother Sam: We are always the only ones who are bullied by the Axe Gang, and no one dares to bully us, and we injured more than twenty of our brethren today because of the two guys pretending to be our Axe Gang.

After saying that, Brother Sam is going to take the smoking gun to hit the star heel bone

Axe gang master: Brother Sam, this still need you to worry about it? You are in a daze, be careful of falling, who is that, take care of him.

The axe gang henchman B pulled out an axe and threw it at the star, the star stared wide-eyed, suddenly the picture turned, the axe chopped a blank

Bone twisted his head and found that the locks on the star's chain had opened, the star drilled out from underneath the platform, the master walked to him and snatched one of the steel wires in his hand

The axe gang henchman: yohoo, the god of thieves ah, will open the locks ah.

Star: mixed rice, give a chance.

Axe gang master: good, there are two times, open that also stupid. Come!

Said pointed to the lock of the bone

Axe gang master: that, I only count three ah, quickly.

Star grabbed the wire in the master's hand, rushed up to the platform, the master sneered, this time the two axe gangs in the back pulled out the axe

Axe gang master: ready, three!

Star did not expect the master so insidious, the hand accelerated the speed, the screen turned a little, two axes and fell short, chopped on the box

Star and Bone from the platform under the drill out together

Sam: really have a couple of tricks!

Star: Sam, in fact, we really want to join the Axe Gang, so we pretended, give a chance you? OK?

Sam: Have you ever killed anyone?

Star: killing people like this, I have this idea all day long.

Sam: You first kill someone let me see.

Star: Then I'm going to kill someone now, OK.

Bone: Hmmm

Sam: Go ahead.

Star: thanks a lot Sam.

Star and Bone don't believe it's that easy to get away, and worryingly turn to leave

As they turn around, Sam beckons his men to the side. Surprisingly this time it wasn't a shotgun but a pack of cigarettes, he smoked one and lit it up

Sam beckoned for Master Shifu to come over

Sam: This fucking egg scatter will come in handy one day.