Highly emotional humor universal sentence

1, more important than the three views is the five senses.

2. I'm in a good place, I don't need you to help me.

3, do not stay in love with sister, sister removed makeup to make you vomit blood.

4, instead of mixing, instead of boiling, not as good as two, not as good as soar.

5, if the expression is not good, go to the supermarket pinch instant noodles.

6, I am not alone, there is a hard disk of girls with me.

7, the first pen on the wrong painting, had to scribble all the way down.

8, cheap is also a kind of art, let's get this art together.

9, can not be fat, or later poor to beg, no one believe you are beggars.

10, time to tell me, the age of unreasonableness over, to the time to pretend - forced.