One day, Harry was swimming in the lake, suddenly, a frog bit his toes, trying to drag him to the bottom of the water, Harry rushed to grab the shore of the Ron, called loudly, "Ron - I love you!" Afterward sinking, Ron, eager to save Harry, grabbed Hermione, who was beside him, and called out, "Hermione - I love you!" And desperately shouted to Harry, "Harry, grab my cute little toes!" And sank. When Hermione saw that her beloved was going under, she saw Malfoy and his nemesis walking along the river, so she hurriedly called them over, grabbed them tightly by their pant legs, and shouted, "Oh! Horse manure, let's die together-" and sank down too, making Ron grab her pretty little toes as she did so.
And so, one by one, they all plummeted to the bottom of the lake. Only Malfoy's hand was exposed at the surface.
Suddenly, Dumbledore rode Voldemort furiously at three thousand meters per second, suddenly, Voldemort died of a brain hemorrhage, Dumbledore flew off, couldn't brake, and crashed Malfoy into the bottom of the water, and luckily Dumbledore bounced back up, and plunged high into the Green Gobbler at four thousand meters per second, and by chance, the unfortunate Dumbledore hit Aunt Maggie, who had already been flying in the sky for years, and crashed into the lake, as it were. Disappeared ......
Suddenly, all the Hogwarts teachers and students rushed over to save Dumbledore, while shouting, "Deng, I love you--"
All jumped into the water, all disappeared ......
A generation of classic science fiction was thus ruined on Harry swimming ...... (end)
2. All protagonist death panels
One day, Harry was sitting on the grass watching a mutant ant, and suddenly! Suddenly! Suddenly again! Hermione and Ron were very sad, biting their socks off and yelling at the sky, "Awww - why! God, let us die with Harry!" Then a giant burger fell from the sky and killed Ron and Hermione.
Dumbledore once again rode Voldemort at three thousand and one kilometers per second from the sky towards the three of them, but things didn't go as planned, and Dumbledore died of sudden high blood pressure. It hit Hermione and Ron. Voldemort ate a prune and shouted, "Beautiful Young Man Universe Invincible Super Transformation-" and in an instant, he transformed into Leo Altman. However, he suffered another brain hemorrhage, and before he died, he wanted to touch Dumbledore again, so he rushed over and died on top of Dun. After that, Malfoy suddenly dropped down and stood over Voldemort, raising his hands in the air and shouting, "Won't you-" Suddenly, Goyle and Crabbe dropped down and smashed Malfoy to death. Then the entire Hogwarts staff and students fell from the sky in turn, stacking on top of them and killing them all.
The world's biggest burger was finally born, so let's thank that mutant ant!
3. World War version
The wind howled coldly, the three figures stood opposite each other, Harry smiled coldly, Ron laughed out softly, Hermione laughed maniacally, and they just laughed and laughed ...... Suddenly, Harry pulled out his wand, pointed at Hermione, and said, " Old woman! You betrayed me! I'm going to finish you off! Yay ~~~~ tarantella dance!!!" Hermione did an Indian dance and Ron yelled, "Harry ！！！！ Oh! NO!!! Hermione!!!
"Then, using his magic battle, he fired a spell at the mountains around him, "Quadrangle~! Obstacles abound! Pulverized! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! ......" instantly, all the mountains collapsed, Bush caught up to the mountains in his Ferrari and headbutted Harry, (Harry died), and Voldemort flew in from the distance howling, "Lilly! You can't die! Don't you die! If you die, I won't have anyone to play toy trains with la! Bugger! Come on, wake up! I'll go home and cook for you!" Voldemort's eyes flashed with a hint of murderous anger, "Yay ~~~~~!" Voldemort instantly exploded, using his wand to make the most powerful magic, "AVADA SORROW!!!! POWDERED BONES!!!" The whole of America and England exploded, dead and wounded, the earth's crust moved violently for 2 hours, and then Dumbledore arrived and tried to stop Voldemort, pulling out his wand and shouting, "Fainting fall!" But the shot misses and hits Ron, and at the same time allows Voldemort to find him, Voldemort invites aliens from all planets, and one of them spits and drowns Dumbledore, and Harry suddenly wakes up, and with the last of his strength, cries out to Voldemort, "A ...... Avada Sojourn! " Voldemort falls and the planet is destroyed (explosion) ......