Short comedy jokes
Short comedy jokes, usually many people love to see comedy jokes, because comedy jokes can make people's spirit happy and forget some troubles, which is why people like comedy jokes. Here is my collection of comedy jokes short series, interested in a look.
1, the class super like to eat, this day, the teacher asked him: "How do you always like to eat in class ah ?" Xiaoming back: "class teacher in, no one grab ah!" Teacher: roll home to eat, no one robbed.
2, assigned a homework, let the students from home to bring an item to school, the school becomes as cozy as home. The next day, some students brought potted plants to set on the table, some brought game consoles to play, some brought snacks to eat. And Xiao Ming wore a pair of pajamas into the classroom.
3, days quarrel, I and my wife sleep in separate quilt. This morning up wife suddenly said to me: husband I want to travel. I asked where it wants to go, the goods actually said: husband quilt day trip.
4, women, come to sleep with me for a while!" "No time, watching TV! You sleep on your own!" "Daughter-in-law, you know how many people wanted to accompany me to sleep, were I mercilessly refused not!" "Why?" "Because they want too high a price!"
5, female recently always learn adults speak, you say what she said. Today I teased her: you're so cute! She said: you really cute. I said: you are little bad eggs. She said: you are the little bad guy. Me: Auntie is so pretty! She: I yuck!
6, early in the morning in the bathroom shouting, son: "Give me my air purification equipment to bring me in." Son: "Good le" said upside down with cigarettes to send over.
7, restroom smoking was found, the mother of the angry whip up the belt side beat side scolding: "Where do you come from smoke? Let you give me smoke, let you give me smoke." Dad also angry pick up the duster while beating and scolding: "Where do you come from smoke? Let you do not give me smoke, let you do not give me smoke."
8, the market to buy things, back on the road to sell bunnies on the way to go over to see. Two little girls asked the rabbit seller: this rabbit can be raised? The rabbit seller said: "If you give me a big one, I'll give you a small one"! It sounded unreasonable to me, and before I could respond, the girl who had just asked the question said, "If the rabbit dies, it can be raised to a large size. The girl said: that raised dead can be used to give you a live?
9, two male coworkers quarrel, look to do it. Suddenly the skinny one said: "Who is afraid of who ah, the big deal is that I went into the hospital, you into the police station." At that moment, we could not hold back our laughter.
10, on, the teacher wrote a "嬲" word on the blackboard, asked to read what? Suddenly my desk shouted: 3P!
11, in the study room crying, also not willing to lie in the dormitory laugh. Our purpose is: to let others panic, learning not!
12, the first snap to our English teacher. That year in junior high school, she was very beautiful. University just graduated, youthful and energetic. She introduced herself on the podium, and our class resounded with snapping applause.
Comedy jokes short 2
1, mom saw the baby take two balloons home, said aggressively: why buy two balloons, you really waste!
2, told you to roll you roll ah, do not know to come over to hold a little tighter will be fine?
3, you said not to let me smoke! Good! I quit! You also said I want to smoke when you give you money. Save enough for a month you buy me a gift! Said it was a reward for quitting smoking! I gave you over a thousand dollars a month! In the end, you bought me a pair of socks?
4, Guo Jingming home 16 floors, but every time he sat in the elevator to the 10th floor from the stairs to go home
5, a few days ago a few friends get together to play Truth or Dare, one of my brothers lost, he chose to dare, I'm a bitch to let him on the presence of a lady to a five-minute-long more deep confession. This goods to my girlfriend confessed, and then my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday .........
6, the world's most desperate thing, is when the downstairs square dance of the big moms days group punctual play Shenquan, violently every one of the songs I actually will sing ah ！！！！！ And also sing along with the unconscious twist ah ！！！！ I actually unconsciously twisted three songs ！！！！
7, field school, Dad suddenly called to ask if there is enough money to spend, the heart suddenly moved, parents are too difficult, eyes a little wet, then answered enough. Then Dad said, enough if you can borrow some? In the past two days, your mother is really excessive point ~ I: ...
8, eat hot pot, mom opened the lid of the pot as a result of the lens all of a sudden all the water vapor, a moment of fumbling, almost knocked over the hot pot, the baby said contemptuously - mom, please do not be so humiliated!