Funny friend circle copywriting

Interesting friend circle copy (41 sentences) 1.Stinking thing, if you do well, called self-confidence! If you're good at this, it's called being mentally tough! 2. What if I'm old, those square dances are so hard. 3. I am now dizzy, the doctor said I have low blood sugar, quickly say a few sweet words to me! 4. What is your attitude towards your ex? Wish him infertility and grandchildren. 5. Walking in the street at night, many takeaway boys are still running around to send food, suddenly feel very inspirational, others are still eating so late, and what reason do I have not eat. 6. Men choose women, eyes aimed at the face; women choose men, mind on the wallet. 7. These days there is no shortage of love at all, the lack of love as a serious person. 8. You have her perfume flavor, a smell is not as expensive as mine. 9. You lose weight or not lose weight what is the difference, from the justified to eat into the fear of eating. 10. Originally intended to sell the house to support you, but the landlord does not allow. 11. No heart, no lungs, can live a hundred years, no shame, not tired of being a person. 12. The most embarrassing thing in the world is that two people say good night to each other, but then turn their heads to meet in the King's Canyon. 13. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday to Friday. 14. Listening to you talk, a sense of intellectual superiority arises! 15. If I'm in love, it's actually okay to be a little bit late; if I'm getting rich, please immediately right now! 16. Every day is in the state of heart and sleep, heart and IQ, heart and balance. 17. There are only two results of unrequited love, either to fix the right result, or to become a Buddha on the ground, take a step back, and then fulfill their own blue sea and blue sky. 18. Centipede said: ? Then online shopping on chopping hands! Later, there was an earthworm, and also practiced a knife chopped not dead skills. 19. People have a nose on the face of the nature, God are for out, asshole are spoiled. 20. I advise you not to be my enemy, not I scare you, I can tell you very responsibly, I will beg for forgiveness to you have no temper. 21. I found that the biggest benefit of losing weight is: before a turn, wifi signal is gone, and now there is actually a grid. 22. Modern people like mode, three minutes like, an hour chat, two hours confession, successful together, not successful on listening to a few Netflix ballads, sad a few songs of time, from scratch. 23. Originally prepared for this year, thin into a lightning bolt, blinded your eyes, do not want to even fat into a nut wall, blocking your line of sight. 24. It is said that people with big faces can not use the touch screen phone, because a smile will hang up the phone. 25. The scum classmates just met at the beginning of the school year to share my experience, said: do not write summer homework just get a beating, but happy the whole vacation, worth! 26. You think as long as you look pretty there are boys like? Do you think that if you have money, you can have a beautiful girlfriend? Do you think you can get a good job just because you're the best student? Let me tell you, the truth is this! 27. I'm a dragon robe, I'm rich, I'm powerful, I'm a gold-digger, I'm learned, I'm smart, I'm brave, I'm handsome, I'm suave, I'm in the limelight! I'll drink two more cups and I'll be able to blow it up even more. 28. After calculating the increase in wages, and then calculate the pork, you will find yourself really even worse than a pig! 29. The most embarrassing thing in the world is that two people say good night to each other, but then turn their heads to meet in the King's Canyon. 30. The hoe is said to be the afternoon, go to work so hard. After a morning, but also on the afternoon. Not on no money to spend, heart more painful. In order to have a good life, hard on hard. 31. Listen to you talk, a kind of intellectual superiority! 32. Spring spell face, summer spell body, fall spell temperament, winter spell character, and I can't spell anything, only spell single full reduction. 33. Looks are given to the last generation, education is the last generation, the concept is the last generation of teaching, the environment is the last generation to stay, actually still have the nerve to say: a generation is not as good as a generation. 34. The so-called natural awakening, in fact, is held awake by the urine. 35. Every day is in the heart and sleep, heart and IQ, heart and balance of the state of insufficiency. 36. When I was 5 years old, my goal was a Ferrari. 20 years old, my goal was an Audi A6. 25 years old, my goal was a Geely Panda. Now the goal, can squeeze on the bus to have a place to sit and listen to music on the good. 37. You are not ugly, just the beauty is not obvious! 38. You say you wear so cool, but also long so defeat! 39. See Conan did not learn how much reasoning and crime-solving skills, but learned a lot of modus operandi. 40. Some people, when doing masks, than the real thing looks much better. 41. The beginning of the school year is breathing pain, it lives in all the corners of my body, cut hair will hurt, wearing a school uniform will hurt, even to see the teacher also hurt.