"Life is a long, slow, bumpy road. Who wants to dance with my ****?" Can someone please explain to me what that means ``?

Her meaning is very simple, that is to say, the road of life is bumpy, you have to show that you have the determination to walk hand in hand with her, do not show your confusion to increase her uneasiness.

Your girlfriend has a bit of a literary complex, you have to read more books, improve their cultural cultivation, especially in classical literature, such as Tang poetry and Song lyrics and so on

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