Has anyone ever encountered this situation? Whenever you come to a school gala, company annual meeting, or orientation, or even after losing a dare, you are always forced to ask to show some kind of skills and talents?
Seriously, for singing and dancing is not very good at potty, in the performance of the time really hate to drill into the ground, this time to speak a minute stand-up comedy is bound to ease the atmosphere of the first choice, let's take a look at the 3 paragraphs of hilarious stand-up comedy text, to ease the awkward atmosphere of the necessary!
My friend's day
Hello, everyone, since I'm asked to perform a talent show, I'm going to do a bit of stand-up comedy, talking about a friend of mine's day.
I believe that people should go to bed early and get up early, and use their mornings to do more meaningful things, like sleeping in. Huffing and puffing hard to climb to the top of the mountain, in a cliff rock crevice, he saw a yellowed, dirty thin book, the cover has been torn, but vaguely visible Jiuyang? Two words. This can let him pick up the treasure ah, this extinct jianghu for many years of the "Nine Suns Sutra" can be considered to see the light of day. He carefully took it out of the stone cracks, afraid of being found by others, but also a hand into his arms, thinking that with this top secret martial arts, must be invulnerable to knives and guns, and then happily returned home.
Wait until the night when the night is quiet, he held out the secret books, trembling to turn the first page: Jiuyang soybean milk machine manual.
My friend's day was so full. Thank you all.
Mom likes fish heads
Hello, everyone, thanks for the love, let me tell you a little stand-up comedy joke.
I often can't figure out what parents are thinking, and I'm sure you've all heard the story. Speaking of a person from childhood, the table as long as there is fish, every time the mother always give the head of the fish to clip away, but also while saying it's okay, mom likes to eat the head of the fish, you eat the rest of it? This way of expressing love, my mom is the same.
One time ah, we went to the restaurant as a family, my mother also put the whole fish head to their bowl, but also said: it's okay, mom likes to eat fish head, you eat the rest of it! But we ordered chopped pepper fish head that time.
Feel free to play
You can record the funny things you encounter in your daily life, and use your own words to speak into a paragraph, if you speak speak stuck, do not be nervous, and say a As long as I'm stuck here long enough, the applause will not stop ?
We have to know, as long as the person's sense of humor is enough, funny stand-up comedy segments at any time will come out of the mouth, the most important thing is to interact with the audience, so that it is awkward? Not up.
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