Family humor: Liu Yiwei's poems and kung pao chicken's poems

Kung pao chicken.

When you are still pacing slowly on the grass

Never thought about it.

Someone is pacing behind you with a knife.

You go forward.

He followed.

His left hand is close to you.

Grab your neck.

Then, you lost your precious life

You are the chicken.

Chickens who think they can live forever.

However, you left the rooster world.

Take off your fur.

All that's left is a naked body.

The chicken leg was sent to stew.

The chicken wings were sent to roast.

The chicken neck has been marinated.

Leftover chicken breast

Cut into pieces, pieces, pieces

Where are you going?

Someone is walking with you.

They are peanuts and onions.

It's pepper, it's pepper.

Oh, and the one that smells fresh.

Baoning vinegar

Everyone is confused.

Dance in the pot

Fire keeps the temperature rising.

Your dance has become so fanatical

Finally, put a little salt.

Add a little soy sauce

A slight hook.

Ah!

Kung Pao Chicken?

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