I can't give you a real estate license why I'm willing to ask for that marriage license too?

Want to walk with you hand in hand in the earth April day

Also willing to spend the winter months with you***

Want to walk with you in the road of life

Until all the years are bowed to you and me

01

Going to the boy's home to eat,

Being his mom and his aunt pinch his food pinch the whole bowl is full.

Sorry about the rest, but have been eating can not eat,

He saw the silent help me eat my bowl.

They were so excited that I wanted to give him a kiss on the face.

Love is probably, to help you eat the cilantro you do not like

02

Husband's birthday when drunk,

He said I love you wife I just want to your wife all the time in bed.

I then teased him and said your wife went out, I'll stay with you okay.

He was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes, and kicked me out of the way.

He said, "You're out of here, I just want my wife, I'll wait for her to come back."

I'm so angry and touched that I'm going to hug him, but he won't give me a chance to hug him.

I said the pig you touch my face I am your wife,

He touched the dead after holding me, never let go.

Other women are not okay, as long as you

03

He carried me from the sofa to the bed,

and then lay down next to me and said, "I love you. "

I said you can't trust what men say in bed,

he got up and stood upright on the floor and said, "I love you!"

If you don't believe me, I can prove it with a lifetime

04

On Valentine's Day he said that he had bought me a present,

and a little while later asked me to remember to sign for it.

But angry quarrel, where still care about signing the courier,

Directly said do not want, refused to sign.

He said to me:

This courier can not be returned, because it has been to your dormitory window.

Pulling back the curtains, he looked at me adoringly,

I thought I was dreaming,

because he was a soldier brother who was 1057km away from me.

Missed you so much I came to see you, even if it's a thousand kilometers away

05

He's a high-strung guy in school, I've been chasing after him but I got no response.

One day a lot of us went to a KTV box party,

I saw a few girls sitting next to him and was very upset so I kept drinking.

Then the guy next to me was my very good friend,

I choked and patted me on the back or something.

As a result, I suddenly got a message from him on my cell phone

saying that he was telling me to get out.

After I went out, he was pressing me against the wall in a handful of times,

saying "I ...... I'm jealous" in that really awkward voice.

Because it's you, I'm willing to admit defeat

06

He's playing King's Glory,

I'm non-rubbing over to kiss him, causing him to die from the game.

I turned around and slipped away,

He put down his cell phone and said fiercely, "Come here, just didn't kiss"

Harming me to lose the game debt, you pay for it physically

07

There was no room on the subway and he was spaced out by a girl,

and we didn't speak.

The girl kept hitting on him along the way, but he kept ignoring her.

Then I said to the girl, I'll show you how it's done.

I switched places with the girl,

I asked him: Will you be my boyfriend?

He smiled and took my hand: Yes.

The girls were shocked, and then we got to the station and left.

Separated from others, my first look is still you

08

Just now in the study,

Grandma took advantage of grandpa sleeping immediately came over to whisper and ask me how to delete WeChat.

I asked the grandmother you will not play WeChat is it, she said no.

I asked if she was asking me how to delete people, and she said yes.

Then brought his grandfather's cell phone,

Tap WeChat to find an old lady inside his grandfather's list,

Looked particularly serious and said: you delete her.

After I finished deleting her, she was still uneasy and went through the list again,

The look of jealousy is really cute.

I don't square dance with the old king, and you don't want to find another old lady to piss me off