2, want to be with you towards the end of the day, hmmmmm.
3, man is a dog, who has the ability to take away.
4, the so-called natural awakening, in fact, was held awake by the urine.
5, the most hurt feelings is the evening cool day, out of the pocket without money!
6, do not want, then the heart is safe, do not do, then the body is safe.
7, I'm in the South thirty degrees, you wear pants in the North.
8, this is not intended to be different, how to taste outstanding.
9, love is not hate, but I have to love and hate you.
10, love me must be rich, do not love me must move brick.
11, if life sells me, I hope it is sold by the pound.
12, I came to your city, but you do not invite me to eat a meal.
13, headache so much, it must be someone is milking my wisdom.
14, on Monday all kinds of hate, on Friday all kinds of nostalgia.
15, I have a car and a house and a deposit, I am afraid of what, afraid of waking up the dream.
16, Eve is coming, it's time to go back to heaven to talk to the old man.
17, I will not be for you nine days of the moon, the moon is not my lovely.
18, the encounter is always unforeseen, and leave more than a long time to plan.
19, to give you face, does not mean you can do whatever you want in front of me.
20, I don't like you, like eating peppercorns neighbors, hemp next door.
21, I have all deserved, I lost all irrelevant.
22, my eyes only you, your big face so I can not see others.
23, walk a step with a step of the scenery, further a step of joy.
24, life's greatest sorrow is not in youth, acne is still there.
25, just because in the crowd to see you more than a glance, I will be blind.
26. I hope you remember that anything that doesn't kill me will only make me stronger.
27. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and I have money on it.
28, a person happy, two people live, three people is you die.
29, trying to not love a person, than trying to love a person hard.
30, can't eat grapes say grapes are sour, but I ate it I just have to be.
31, when the thunder stood under the tree, said to God, I also want to cross!
32, do not have to cross the ocean to see me, put your half a year of savings hit me on the line.
33, as long as the express is still on the road, I feel that this life is still a little hope.
34, late at night to play the phone I, in addition to sentimental, and by the phone to the face.
35, chasing the star and you can not get him, as well as chasing me, I'm three or two on the hand.
36, to give myself to you, although very cute, but I can not afford to keep.
37, some people, seriously let you heartache, some people, owed to let you toothache.
38, when thunder, standing under the big tree, said to God, I also want to cross!
39, the face is something outside the body, can be wanted or not, money is necessary, have to be.
40, I am in the English translation of the great blood flying, you in the math equation in the black.
41, the ending, and you think not the same called life, and you think the same called fairy tale.
42, the fish and the bear's paw can not be both, but acute and procrastination in my body perfect **** exist.
43, has not understood, the elevator is obviously standing, why every time said to take the elevator.
44, I'm sorry, due to the server, you just sent the message is lost, please resend a side.
45, every time I say I no longer ignore you, you must not believe, I'm like the kind of principle of the people?
46, single for many years, the most difficult is not lonely, but to cope with the seven aunts and aunts as well as the neighbor's uncle Wang!
47, if I look spiritless, may be tired, may be sick, but the biggest possibility is hungry.
48, I don't know how other people turn stress into motivation, anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.
49, I am not lacking anything, just lack of a boyfriend, as long as you can help me, you can also get a free girlfriend.
50, now you scold me, because you still do not understand me, when you understand me later, you will definitely hit me.
51, you exist, I stayed up yesterday, my night, my dream, my all-nighter. Goodbye, my summer vacation.
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53, when I was a child, my dream was to be a hero, and when I grew up, I didn't think it would be easy to realize with a cell phone, and there are quite a lot of choices.
54, I grew so beautiful, first of all, I want to thank my parents, if not they gave me a pair of skillful hands, I can put myself P so beautiful.
55. Sometimes I wonder if what I see in my eyes and what all the other people in the world see in their eyes is the same thing. Perhaps, I have a short circuit in my head.
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