1 I see that your menopause is not only early, you also speed up.
2 You dress up like this, is it something against the world?
3 Reality rapes the past, leaving behind a sinful seed called memory.
4 I did not say that you are shameless, I said shameless are you like this.
5 The fake is fake, the little three corrected is also cheap _ goods!
6 Men are animals of the lower body, those men who say to you that give you the happiness of the second half of life, in fact, said to give you the happiness of the lower body.
7 You to quite a personality, a not high character is still so bad.
8 Your words, I do not even believe in punctuation.
9 The typical sign of a single person is a month of traffic package is gone, and the call package is still left in half.
10 Money is not a problem, the problem is that there is no money.
11 Either you love me or leave me, don't bother me.
12 Please do not harass, I am harassing people.
13 I will not learn until the prison collapses. I will not go home until the prison collapses. I'm not afraid to go back to my home. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government. The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it.
14 I never lie, except in this sentence.
15 Before I met you, my world was black and white, and after I met you, oh my God.
16 In the street to look at the beauty, a little higher eyes is to appreciate, a little lower eyes is a hooligan.
17 How many students lost to the end of the text: recite the whole text.
18 A man's pain is like a woman's breast. The bigger they are, the more seductive they are. The bigger they are, the more they must be cherished.
19 We have to learn bird language all the time to become a birdman before we can achieve the right result.
20 I sincerely want to make making money my hobby.
21 There are only two things I can't do in my life: this and that.
22 If fate grabs you by the neck, then you tickle fate's armpit.
23 Tonight, let's warm up with a cold war!
24 Looking at your photo I have a special urge to p into black and white hanging on the wall.
25 People can not hang on a tree, to die a few times in the vicinity of a few trees to try
26 Mixing society is a physical work, pay attention to the four courses of study: flash forward and backward.
27 Hm, winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
28 I really want to call your grandfather: father.
29 In fact, my hair is longer than my nipples.
30 I'm sorry to make you laugh.
31 I'm not a bone, I can't make every dog run after me.
32 Honey, I I'm three months pregnant, but don't worry, it's not yours, you're not responsible for it
33 The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.
34 Once you go out, a thousand birds fly away from the mountains, and ten thousand paths are lost.
35 I am embarrassed to catch you, how can you still have the nerve to steal?
36 Bad people need strength, and scum need more taste.
37 Don't tell jokes on the beach, it will cause the sea to laugh.
38 When life with an evil heart made everything into black humor, I went along with it and turned myself into a highly educated rogue.
39 Wind Xiao Xiao Yi Shui Cold, owed money, you have to pay.
40 How can you lose weight if you don't eat enough?
41 If life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up.
42 It's not that the road is uneven, but that you can't do it.
43 We are like two parallel lines can never have intersection, just one day parallel lines bend.
44 Prices are going up so fast that I always pay up front when I eat in a restaurant.
45 I never bully the weak ~~~ I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him
46 Girls. There's no such thing as a white horse. Just get a donkey, don't wait until the donkeys are all taken and there's a bunch of mules left...
47 Not to say that you can accept it, but at least you can tolerate it.
48 The old line Dharma name handsome.
49 Kindness is when others are starving, I eat meat not biaji mouth.
50 Only the fake is real, everything else is fake.
51 I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!
52 Every time I see a handsome man, there is always a little bit of a feeling of weakness, and the heart is always calculating how to be a little bit of a relationship.
53 I am a child heavy, to ban Coke, change to drink emergency syrup.
54 Since the hanging of this photo of her, the family did not have rats, rats look at this small eyes to recognize relatives.
55 All the love of the soul is engraved in the bed of the moment.
56 Time is like cleavage, squeeze a squeeze will always have;
generation gap is like cleavage, tie in to know how deep;
personality is like cleavage, you can only see a part of other people's;
luxury is like cleavage, you can only look at it;
cleavage after all is not a TV, you do not always stare at the not to be put.
56 thunderous quotes
Picked a cell phone, thought about returning it to the owner, so in his cell phone to find a number to call the past (is the owner's sister) the other party connected and said: brother, what is the matter? I said: Are you the sister of the owner of this cell phone? Your brother's cell phone I picked up! She said: Oh, wait a minute. Then she hung up the phone. About two minutes later. This phone rang, I picked up, I heard the other side is a woman said: brother, your phone found
There are two buddies walking together, walking, one said he was very handsome, the other stayed
Two beautiful women in the elevator to talk about what cosmetic whitening effect is the best. At the same time, there was a black man on the side just listening silently. Suddenly the black man said to the two beauties, "It doesn't work! I've tried it, it doesn't work!"
The Tiger King and the Lion King were drinking at the bar, and when they got drunk, they hugged and cried. At this time, the fox waiter came over and asked, "Why are the two big brothers so sad? Brother, how can we live like this? " Hearing this, the fox immediately full of tears, said aggrieved: "two big brothers, my family that fox spirit is also not save ah! "
The chef kindly said to the pig: "How do you want to be eaten? Don't be afraid, a hundred flowers bloom, a hundred schools of thought, speak freely. " Pig: "In fact, it ...... I do not want to be eaten. " Chef: "You see, said off-topic, right? " Pig: ...... "
One day a mm and her husband to go to the fish market to buy fish Hubby asked: want to small turtles it mm: do not. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it. The first thing I want to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services of the company, and I'm not sure if I want to pay for the services of the company. Husband: Let's go home, you can only raise me
What animals like to stick on the wall? Answer: seals (posters)
Today, the conveyance room grandpa shouted at me, "XX, there is a boat ticket for you!" Tired and hungry, the thief ate all the jelly in a fit of rage and left, and the next day the local newspaper headlines: "Shocked! Sperm bank crazy stolen".
Before Zhuge Liang's death, he expected that Wei Yan would rebel after his death, and secretly instructed Ma Dai to kill Wei Yan. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a long journey, and it was a long time ago that I was in the middle of a long journey, and it was a long time ago that I was in the middle of a long journey. Because, Ma Dai word Ding Lin, Martin Lin specializes in Wei Yan
Who is Kia's nemesis? Nokia. Because
In the morning out of the dormitory to check the school badge, a roommate did not bring was stopped to sign. So he wrote: Liu Bei ...... "classmates, please be serious well!" Classmates calmly crossed out "Liu Bei" changed to: Liu Xuande.
A mm, a period of time QQ left the auto-reply is very simple "not in!" So there is such a chat record: in? Not in! No. Not in Ask you a thing oh, your first kiss is still there? No! No! Do you still have your first night? No! Do you still have your virginity? No! Hey, you've gone too far. Do you still have a sense of shame? No, I don't think that's a good idea, but I think it's a good idea that I'm going to be able to do that. Today, the foreign employee came to work, met the company's administrative manager said: "The company yesterday sent that Chinese snacks are very delicious, is that the lettuce outside a little hard." Then he said: the upper side and dental floss it, think really thoughtful ......
When I was a member of QQ, the pain of the news out of a 'group' function. I think this should be the same with the group, convenient management of friends, so built a 'mm' group, the relationship is better, there is ambiguous, there are hints of mm one by one are added to the ...... Later, I cup of
Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after the toilet with the teacher said: the toilet has a lot of ants, the teacher suddenly thought of ants in English ant the word, so the test Xiao Ming: ants how to say? Xiao Ming a blank face ...... said: ants he ...... did not say anything ...
In the morning I said: "the elevator opens the door". The elevator opens with a ding like a microwave." My coworker picked up, "Yeah, and then a bunch of half-baked people came out of it."
Once upon a time there was a boy to mom said: I want to eat boiled rice. The next day the boy died
It is said that the marriage between 50 cents and 50 cents is the strongest, because they can get together
In the morning to take a taxi, I heard on the radio, Fan Weiqi introduced herself ...... "Hello everyone, I am Fan Fan, Fan Weiqi. " At this time the driver came out with a sentence: "I K, this year even stuttering can be a star ah ~"
Math teacher: "You are too stupid, IQ are negative, my IQ is a hundred times you! Microblogging Quotes
Liu Bei, on the night of the wedding night, giggled and said to his dainty wife, "It's time for the penis to come out!" At that moment, Guan Yu broke down the door and shouted, "Thank you, big brother!" Then he said, "I'll let you see how powerful this little brother of mine is!" As soon as the words left his mouth, Zhang Fei leaped through the window and shouted, "Many thanks, Big Brother Two!" .
There is a man and a tiger were tied to two trees, tied to the tiger's rope below a candle , the rope is about to burn off, if the rope is burned off, the tiger will eat the man, the results of the man said a word, it was not eaten by the tiger? He said "happy birthday!" The tiger then blew out the candles
The party was held, and the program we put out was the chorus, "We are all one family". Before going on stage, the elder brother encouraged everyone, "You have to be as calm as I am, don't be nervous." So, a dozen people walked onto the stage with neat steps. Sifu himself chimed in, "Here we present a chorus, and the name of the song is 'Our Family is All People'."
Went to the Yuanmingyuan with my wife, got into the middle of the labyrinth, and then had to get out. "Follow that old man, feel him more clear hey ~~" So follow the old man walk ah walk, after a while ...... the old man over the wall
Q: Who has the flattest chest in the fairy tale? A: Little Red Riding Hood --- Q: Why? A: Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf
The United Nations had a General Assembly, and all the delegates present wanted to speak. The President of the General Assembly was a British man, and when everyone was competing for the right to speak, the Japanese raised his hand! The President said, "You may speak! The Japanese then said a lot of things. But the President said, "Can you speak English? The Japanese said: I am speaking English! The Japanese went on to say ...... At this point, the President said: Can you stand up and speak? The Japanese said: I have already stood up!
An American traveling to China, accidentally rate into the roadside construction ditch, said angrily: in the United States, dangerous places will be erected red flag tips! The tour guide smiled: you enter the country is not to see it?
"I had surgery," a man said to his friend, "but the doctor left a sponge in my stomach." "Was that uncomfortable?" "Not really, just a constant thirst."
A man limped, with difficulty, into the hospital, and said to the nurse, "Please put me in the third-class ward; I am poor." "Can no one do you a favor?" The nurse asked. "No! I have only one sister, and she is a nun and very poor." The nurse heard this and said angrily, "A nun is rich. Because she is married to God." "Well, you can put me in the special ward, and just send the bill to my brother-in-law."
One day driving to send his wife to work, the road to see a Jetta, especially cool and manly old man is leaning against the car door smoking, the front windshield that puts a car license, which has two words, can see clearly only the first one "country" word. I muttered: this "country" what ah? This is watching the cold joke of the wife did not lift her head and said: "National ~ foot!"
Legend has it that the weaving girl only took a bath and met the cowherd, which led to a touching love story. This thing tells us: lesbians bathing at home, there is never a chance, bathing must go outside.
buy a big plush toy for mm want to give her a surprise about dinner intentionally late suddenly appeared from behind her to send a gift she seems quite happy examined for a while suddenly asked me "how much money ah?" I said, "How much did you pay?" She said "Who gave you ah..." I said "Then you ask how much..." "Ex-boyfriend gave the same one, to see if you bought expensive. ..."
One day, the big brother parked the car is ready to go out of the time, heard behind the two young people's conversation, a person said "look, wow, Phaeton ah!", the big brother heart a relief, and finally, ah! The big brother's heart a piece of comfort, finally have the knowledge of the people, is cool at the time, heard another young man said, "Fuck, really SB to buy it ah."
Drunken man returned home to his wife, said: the home is haunted! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Drunkard said: I pulled the bathroom door, the lights are on, and the wind gusts of cold air! Wife a slap to go: you fucking and pee in the refrigerator
Fish farming is quite troublesome, once a week to change the water, I often forget. Then I had to change the fish once a week
A bunch of people in the China World Trade Center near the shopping, hungry A man proposed that a trip to the Imperial City is not easy to taste the government food and then pulled out the iPhone, search for a while Daxi, said that there is a nearby restaurant called XiaoWang's Home Listen to the name should be good Then everyone ran to the rush, sat down and found that the cutlery Huron wrote "XiaoWang's Home", and "XiaoWang's Home". "XiaoWang's Home"
Wife: Let's have 3 kids later? Husband: Ugh, 2 is enough? Wife: 3! Husband: No, 2! Wife: 3 if I say 3! Husband: I'll get my tubes tied after the 2nd one! Wife: Well, I hope you love the 3rd child just as much.
One day, a child who was not yet a teenager, asked his father a question when everyone was gathering for dinner: "Dad, guess a riddle about a man who took 50 cents to whore out three women, what do you think the mathematical symbols for this event are?" Everyone thought for a long time, but some said, "It's a question mark," while others said it was an exclamation point! When everyone was thinking hard, the waiter suddenly came out with a sentence: "absolute value"!
Liu Bei in the cave on the night of the candle night, giggling at his wife, said: "It is the time of the second out!" At that moment, Guan Yu broke down the door and shouted, "Thank you, big brother!" Then he said, "I'll let you see how powerful this little brother of mine is!" As the words fell, Zhang Fei leapt through the window and shouted, "Many thanks, second brother!"
One day, the pig said to the bear, "Guess how many pieces of candy I have in my pocket?" The bear said, "Guess right and you give me some?" The pig nodded affirmatively, "Well, guess correctly both pieces for you!" The bear gulped and said, "I guess there are five."
The reporter interviewed the dean of the psychiatric hospital, how to determine the patient has been cured and can be discharged. The dean said: very simple, fill the bathtub with water, next to put a spoon a scoop, asked to vacate the bathtub. The reporter said: Oh! I see, a normal one would use a scoop. Dean said: No, the normal will pull the plug out of the bathtub
Winter came, the husband looking for a sweater, wife said: washed a little, big, to my brother; and then looking for woolen pants, wife said: washed a little, small, given to my brother; the husband was on fire: you wash me, too, to give your sister got.
The penguin brother and penguin sister dating. Penguin brother in order to give penguin sister a good impression, specially dressed up, wearing a straight suit. The penguin sister looked at the penguin brother's face and slapped a few times: "Damn, let you member! Damn, let you member!!!"
The husband turned on the lights accidentally left his handprints on the freshly painted walls. The next day, the wife called the painter: I want you to see the place where my husband touched last night. The painter fainted while spraying a nosebleed
Why is the sea blue, because the fish swims in the water, he will spit bubbles, blue......blue......blue... ...
When I was a kid, I listened to the story of Dayu, and I thought that Dayu was so great that he concentrated on water treatment for 13 years, and he didn't enter the house for three times. The story is about a man who was born to a wife named Tushan, who gave birth to a big, fat boy named Kai, and who couldn't even take a look at him.
The TV was broadcasting a soccer match, and the players were entering the stadium. The wife put down the newspaper and watched the TV for a while, and said to her husband, "The newspaper said that certain players and their wives had a messy private life, and today I saw that it was true." The husband says, "That's off the field, what can you tell on the field?" The wife pointed to the TV and said, "Look at these players and the kids they are holding, there is no pair that looks alike."
A solid division to the Pear Hall: stopping Shuo Dong Wu Yuan Lai had a monkey, up ugly business. The first day of the year, you'll be able to get your hands on some of the best products and services in the world. The first day you take the cut, lying down a brewing Lie, the monkey spit Lie
Just enrolled in school, the class began to introduce themselves, what is called the name, like what things. A male student walked up to the podium: "My name is Wang, from a certain city, I love to play chess!" Said he went down, happened to be the next girl, the woman shyly walked up to the podium, apprehensively self-explanatory introduction: "I ...... my name is Xiaqi ......" The words have just fallen, the first is dead generally The first thing that happened was a dead silence. Then the whole class collective tide blowing laugh over
Passenger ship to sink, the leadership grabbed a life jacket, the secretary reminded that: Secretary, there are still a lot of young women on board, the leadership angrily: what time, but also want to think about that
Wukong with a magnet on the ground sucking to and fro, the sand monk asked: big brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped the gold band stick on the ground, I have not had time to become long which!
The table said to me: "I met something very bad!" I asked, "What is it?" He replied, "One day I dreamed I was taking a test." I said, "A nightmare, it's nothing." He then said, "Then I woke up and realized I was really taking a test!" I: "......"
Confucius, Mencius, Laozi three people at the same time in the pigsty after a night's sleep, found that the sow was pregnant, the DNA test proved that it is certainly not Confucius did not do it, and not Mencius did not do it, may I ask, who is that? Who did it?
When there is a kissing scene on TV, dad asks his son to get a glass of water. Soon after, there was another kissing scene on TV, dad asked his son to pour another glass of water, and the son asked: dad, is it true that you get thirsty when you see someone kissing?
When the military, a cold, go to the health team to play injection, was told by the same year soldier is Li Shizhen duty, the heart of the great joy, thought to be honored as Li Shizhen's needle surely once on the right, which know that the last pain in the six needles to be good, and then scolded the comrade in arms, the comrade in arms, the doctor to the patient to tie the needle to a minimum of more than ten needles to be good, so it is called the Li ten needles, I was six needles are counted! The first time I saw this, I was able to see it in the back of my head.
55 classic thunderous quotes
1 If you are flowers, after the cattle are afraid to shit!
2 The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it's the grandsons'.
3 After the breakup, I don't expect anything. I only hope that one of your future women is not as good as the other.
4 The same is a great man, Marx went away, leaving us to memorize to foaming at the mouth of Marxism and silent to the hands of long calluses of the thesis test questions, Qu Yuan went away, but left us with three days of vacation
or Chinese people heart Chinese ah.5 Whoever ignores me again, I'll tell him a story: once upon a time there was a man who didn't care for me, and the next day he died
6 My land, you are the landlord.
7 I not only have a car, but also self-propelled
8 I do not want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebound.
9 The level is high, but also afraid of the chopper, wear again hang, a brick put down.
10 Do have a conscience of the man, looking for temperament of the woman.
11 Do you believe that I slap you to the wall, gouge can not key down!
12 Signature every day to change anyway not money.
13 Other people reviewing the book are looking at looking at understanding, I am looking at looking at open.
14 Do not talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
15 The brain is the most noble organ - because the brain tells you.
16 When is the bright moon, look up at yourself.
17 Our goal: look to the money, to the thick earn.
18 Happiness is a comparative, to have something to cushion the bottom to feel.
19 People are water goods, the heart is the goods.
20 Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Lee Jun Ki Lee is made of cement.
21 Once I went out on the street, a group of girls stopped me, they said I was handsome, I do not recognize, they hit me, but also said I was hypocritical.
22 You are non-mainstream! I'm not a fan! Your mom's black socks! Your mom's black socks! Your dad's tinfoil head!
23 The sunrise is only as good as the sunset, and the class is only as good as the end of the class.
24 Who is the husband of whom? They're all fucking temps!
25 A crush is a successful mime, and saying it out loud makes it a tragedy!
26 Born poor, lack of money.
27 Problems first from their own body to find the reason, do not a constipation on the blame for the earth without gravity.
28 The higher you stand, the farther you go.
29 I am now thinking very Dongpo meat, but emotionally very pretzel ribs.
30 There is a kind of person you do not CTM, he will never know you are his father.
31 Wife is like a gun, at any time to remind you, if there is an affair, shoot you.
32 The tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
33 I once rubbed shoulders with someone so many times that my clothes were torn and no sparks came out.
34 Bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can not be expensive!
35 Disgusting mom hugged Disgusting and cried a lot, why? Because nausea died
36 Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life?
It's not having a daughter-in-law. Do you know what is more painful for men? Having a daughter-in-law who runs away with someone else.37 Now let me get hold of can not put is chopsticks, let me fall into the can not come out is the nest.
38 I'm not the square of fortune-telling, nagging so many you love to hear high.
39 A slip of the tongue is a man of the past.
40 My schizophrenia has been cured. Now I and I are fine.
41 Long as the scene of a car accident!
42 When a man meets a woman, from then on there is only Memorial Day, not Independence Day.
43 The words are not shocking.
44 In this age of promiscuity, a dear is at best a hello!
45 After you have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face
46 Cover your crotch. Respect other people's crotch.
47 You have a good body, so good that even the Monkey King would give you three sticks if he saw you.
48 If you don't have health insurance or life insurance, don't be brave after dark
49 I prefer to watch Naruto Shinobu because once you die, you die a village of Japanese.
50 Put away your love, I'm tired of playing fake.
51 It is said that women are clothes, sister is a brand that you can not afford to wear.
52 Drinking more water, but also can not urinate loneliness.
53 The real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful beauty, dares to face up to the miserable single.
54 Don't blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.
55 Yesterday, at noon, I received a text message: please call the money into this account XXX. half an hour later I returned: has been called into the five thousand dollars, please check. The next day, I received: have run to the bank three times, you liar.
55 classic thunder man quotes _ thunder man statements _ too funny1 If you are flowers, after the cows are afraid to shit!
2 The world is ours and our sons', but ultimately it's the grandsons'.
3 After the breakup, I don't expect anything. I only hope that one of your future women is not as good as the other.
4 The same is a great man, Marx went away, leaving us to memorize to foaming at the mouth of Marxism and silent to the hands of the long callus of the thesis test questions, Qu Yuan went away, but left us three days of vacation
Or Chinese people heart Chinese ah.
5 Whoever ignores me again, I'll tell him a story: once upon a time there was a man who didn't care for me, and the next day he died
6 My land, you are the landlord.
7 I not only have a car, but also self-propelled
8 I do not want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebound.
9 The level is high, but also afraid of the chopper, wear again hang, a brick put down.
10 Do have a conscience of the man, looking for temperament of the woman.
11 Do you believe that I slap you to the wall, gouge all gouge down!
12 Signature every day to change anyway not money.
13 Other people reviewing the book are looking at looking at understanding, I am looking at looking at open.
14 Do not talk to me about feelings, talk about feelings hurt money.
15 The brain is the most noble organ - because the brain tells you.
16 When is the bright moon, look up at yourself.
17 Our goal: look to the money, to the thick earn.
18 Happiness is a comparative, to have something to cushion the bottom to feel.
19 People are water goods, the heart is the goods.
20 Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Lee Jun Ki Lee is made of cement.
21 Once I went out on the street, a group of girls stopped me, they said I was handsome, I do not recognize, they hit me, but also said I was hypocritical.
22 You are non-mainstream! I'm not a fan! Your mom's black socks! Your mom's black socks! Your dad's tinfoil head!
23 The sunrise is only as good as the sunset, and the class is only as good as the end of the class.
24 Who is the husband of whom? They're all fucking temps!
25 A crush is a successful mime, and saying it out loud makes it a tragedy!
26 Born poor, lack of money.
27 Problems first from their own body to find the reason, do not a constipation on the blame for the earth without gravity.
28 The higher you stand, the farther you go.
29 I am now thinking very Dongpo meat, but emotionally very pretzel ribs.
30 There is a kind of person you do not CTM, he will never know you are his father.
31 Wife is like a gun, at any time to remind you, if there is an affair, shoot you.
32 The tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
33 I once rubbed shoulders with someone so many times that my clothes were torn and no sparks came out.
34 Bitch will always be a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can not be expensive!
35 Disgusting mom hugged Disgusting and cried a lot, why? Because nausea died
36 Do you know what the most painful thing in a man's life is?
It's not having a daughter-in-law.
Then do you know what is more painful for men?
The first thing you need to know is that you have a daughter-in-law who has run away with someone else.
37 Now I can not afford to let go of the chopsticks, so that I can not get out of the quilt.
38 I'm not a fortune teller on the square, I can't nag you to listen to so many.
39 A slip of the tongue is a man of the past.
40 My schizophrenia has been cured. Now I and I are fine.
41 Long as the scene of a car accident!
42 When a man meets a woman, from then on there is only Memorial Day, not Independence Day.
43 The words are not shocking.
44 In this age of promiscuity, a dear is at best a hello!
45 After you have a post-80s heart and a post-70s face
46 Cover your crotch. Respect other people's crotch.
47 You have a good body, so good that even the Monkey King would give you three sticks if he saw you.
48 If you don't have health insurance or life insurance, don't be brave after dark
49 I prefer to watch Naruto Shinobu because once you die, you die a village of Japanese.
50 Put away your love, I'm tired of playing fake.
51 It is said that women are clothes, sister is a brand that you can not afford to wear.
52 Drinking more water, but also can not urinate loneliness.
53 The real warrior dares to face up to the beautiful beauty, dares to face up to the miserable single.
54 Don't blame the dog for following you if you look like a bun.
55 Yesterday, at noon, I received a text message: please call the money into this account XXX. half an hour later I returned: has been called into the five thousand dollars, please check. The next day, I received: are running to the bank three times, you liar.