Positive energy happy moment short jokes
Positive energy happy moment short jokes, funny jokes in life there are a lot of our side there will be some people who like to tell jokes, jokes can inspire us to laugh, so that we 3 more happy, there are a lot of people like to tell jokes, the following is my collection of positive energy happy moment short jokes for everyone.
Positive energy happy moment short jokes 1
One, want to live in your heart, I did not think it was a neighborhood, which many neighbors.
Second, my money is really wet, because I spend money ` time has been crying
Third, the really scary is not to the bull, is a bull in the play the piano at you
Fourth, I hope you have wine and meat and girls in the future, the girl is also ugly no eyes
Fifth, bangs this thing, how can grow so fast
Sixth, I am very principled. My principle is to follow your mood
VII, I am single because no one can easily match me as a ****productivist successor.
Eight, I would have liked to give life a kiss, and the reality gave me two slaps.
Nine, Alipay wants to do social simple, as long as to do a "nearby rich people" function on the line.
Ten, just want to elegantly turn around, do not expect gorgeous hit the wall
Positive energy happy moment short jokes 2(a)
In the driving school to practice, parking into the garage is always in, every time a little bit worse, the coach face deep attempts to tell me: like your situation in fact, there is a way. I heard, this is not a subterfuge well, the understanding will buy two packs of cigarettes to pay tribute to up, the coach deep exhaled a mouthful of smoke slowly said: "Tomorrow I draw this library a little bit bigger ......"
(2)
Asked what is the sky clear, and called for the people to add a strip of
Ask the sky to be clear, only to call people wet;
Ask the sky to be clear, the east side of the sun and the west side of the rain;
Ask the sky to be clear, only to see the sky cloudy;
Ask the sky to be clear, the sun is cloudy and rainy HOLD;
Ask the sky to be clear, the Buddha said: waste!
(3)
There is a naughty student in the class, small, sitting in the first row.
One day, the language teacher lectured, he took a straw hat, put on his head.
The teacher was very strange and asked him what happened.
He replied: "Teacher you lecture, a talk, I will feel is in the rain ......"
Positive energy happy moment short jokes 31, the mother saw the baby take two balloons home, said aggressively: why buy two! The balloon, you really waste!
2, told you to roll you on the roll ah, do not know to come over to hold a little tighter will be fine?
3, you said not to let me smoke! Good! I quit! You also said I want to smoke when you give you money. Save enough for a month you buy me a gift! Said it was a reward for quitting smoking! I gave you over a thousand dollars a month! In the end, you bought me a pair of socks?
4, Guo Jingming home 16 floors, but every time he sat in the elevator to the 10th floor from the stairs to go home
5, a few days ago a few friends get together to play Truth or Dare, one of my buddies lost, he chose to dare, I'm a bitch to let him on the presence of a lady to a five-minute-long more affectionate confessions. This goods to my girlfriend confessed, and then my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday .........
6, the world's most desperate thing, is when the downstairs square dance of the big moms days group punctual play Shenquan, violently every one of the songs I actually will sing ah ！！！！！ And also sing along with the unconscious twist ah ！！！！ I actually unconsciously twisted three songs ！！！！
7, field school, Dad suddenly called to ask if there is enough money to spend, the heart suddenly moved, parents are too difficult, eyes a little wet, then answered enough. Then Dad said, enough if you can borrow some? In the past two days, your mother is really excessive point ~ I: ...
8, eat hot pot, mom opened the lid of the pot as a result of the lens all of a sudden all the water vapor, a moment of fumbling, almost knocked over the hot pot, the baby said contemptuously - mom, please do not be so humiliated!