pot put a few cents.
2. The last time I helped a classmate carry a computer, I rented a scooter at the north gate. Then ride back from the south gate
Come on, in the vicinity of the building, a middle-aged man quickly rode a bike to catch up with me, and then asked: "You collect
What kind of rags?" I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to get out of this one.
3. When we did our graduation, the lab across the street had a senior with three
boys from our grade to process circuit boards. In the southwest door near the science factory, said to take a broken
woven bag to go, when the Lanqiying district is under construction, that day also caught up with the dust
storm, the brothers and sisters blown dusty face. To the factory gate, was the guard
stopped, they said they came to the processing. The guard said: "You guys come over a will write
word, fill out the customer list!"
4, that day just moved to the new campus, went out to buy boxed lunches, help everyone together to buy, a ***
7 copies, in the dormitory area of the gate, two mm saw me, and then one of them
said to the other: "Not that you can not give the delivery of takeout?"
5, once in front of the Shuang'an mall, the schoolbag sat on the chest and so on classmates, a person parked
cars after the mall said to me, I'm the mall, and then long gone ......
6, once sent GF home, was stopped by the downstairs guards said that they do not allow the cleaning of the garbage in the evening, so that I
to come back in the morning to clean up.
7. When I was 16 years old, I went to a public restroom to boo boo, and paid 20 cents to go straight to the women's restroom, where I received
money from the old man who pulled me down and shouted, "Where are you running around?"
8, our classmates three people walking in Zhongguancun street, a CD-ROM seller ran over and asked:
CD-ROM to? Classmates ignored, and asked another student software to? The other student asked if he wanted the software, but the other student didn't.
And then ran to me and asked: do you want porn? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do that.
The downstairs janitor said to my mom once: "Your maid seems to be very punctual"
Ah. At that time, I arrived home from school at exactly 4 o'clock. It was a month before this misunderstanding was resolved
.
10, the day I was waiting for the bus at the Princess station, there is an uncle pretending to know a lot of things and I
said: "cell phone collector, look at how much I this, you can not pit me ah!" I said
that he pulled out a cell phone from his coat, I said I don't accept, I'm waiting for the car! That Habitat
Ran said: "Now the cell phone vendors are what? Such a good thing do not want!"
Depressed!
11, I did not shave once in college, and then go to the classroom self-study, in the door was
people stopped, en " uncle, please ask what time it is now " suddenly petrified! The first thing I'd like to say is that I don't know what to do, but I'd like to know what to do, and I'd like to know what to do! I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do with this!
12, college age have a red dress, wearing to go shopping Carrefour, was a grandfather pulled
asked me: Miss, where you have seasoned salt sold ah ......
13, even the weekend saw our school's someone in the stall to find tutors, is trying to go over to play
a I'm not sure if you're a good tutor, but I'm sure you're a good tutor, and I'm sure you're a good tutor.
14, the eve of graduation, accompanied by a buddy to the job market to apply for employment, to see a teacher training college
recruitment has ended, so I sat down to their recruitment desk to rest their feet, come over a plmm
asked: "Teachers you look for what professional ah?" At that time, I stayed, to know that I
also graduates ah:-(((
15, once and a classmate walking on the road, we are both male, there is a
people came to ask us: "two couples to watch it? 28 yuan a pair." Are we that much of a homo
?
16. When I used to have long hair, I went to my classmate's house to play, and was praised by her mother: this
girl is really tall ah
17. There was also a time when I went to the toilet, and after I went in, I saw a man with long hair, and both of us were
surprised: I probably thought that I was in the wrong toilet ...
This is the first time that I went to the toilet and saw a man with long hair. ...
18, moved into a new home, a time to buy a lot of things to go home, in front of the door bumped into a neighbor, he
very sympathetic to ask me, with so much stuff how to squeeze the car back. kao, I look
like can not afford to take a cab? I told him that I drive my own car, and he sighed
sighs that it is hard to be a cab driver, and his back is not good. kao, do I look like I have a bad back
? I told him that I am not a cab driver, he suddenly realized, "Oh, you originally
is the unit to the leader of the driver" lazy said, let it. But actually one day to touch
to him in the morning knocked on my door, let me send him a section, because basically by the way, I would like to count
but actually said "anyway, is the public oil".
19, I know I show old, but some conductors are too much, every time the car just
stand firm, the conductor yelled up: there is that comrade to the master to let a seat. I
was only 22 years old ah... I have a brother, hair developed, one day forgot to clean up the face, riding a
broken donkey out, carrying a green diagonal across the big cloth bag (non-military, pure green), did not go out of the small
district was n more people asked to repair the gas stove, sewage, security doors.
20, I wore a U.S. Army jungle camouflage to the bar, MM drink too much. I was in front of the restroom
Waiting. Then came a GG, to me to borrow a fire, and then asked me what time it was. When I was leaving
waiting, he asked me, "What time do you go to work?" I didn't get it, and he emphasized, "Aren't you
the security guard here? **Has he ever seen a security guard wearing 2500 sets of original camouflage, wearing a
6000 yuan Roamer, smoking a soft box of Chinese security horse? I told MM about it, and she laughed uproariously all night
. Although I do not have a very strong book spirit, but after all, it is also a postdoctoral
Ah
21, I have the same experience. I like to go to work diagonally across a black bag, and dress up more casually
Conveniently, the hair is generally more chaotic point. The results of the morning work into the office building, the old
Some people asked me: "What is the phone number of your courier company."
22, a friend's colleague went to Shanghai to do business, to the Secretary of the Telecommunications Bureau home, asked the Secretary in the
Nanny shouted in Shanghainese: "Secretary, there are two countrymen to find you." How do you know that
colleagues understand Shanghainese, so they helplessly said, "We are from Beijing." The knot
fruit nanny shouted again, "Chief, there are two countrymen from Beijing looking for you." Faint
Dead! Those two guys make more than 10,000 a month say.
23, in a summer evening, we walked a few brothers, passing a construction
land, there is a wearing a very bad white undershirt, shuffle board slippers brothers walk slowly,
one behind, then a good civilian workers went over and patted his shoulder,
said: "Hey, open dinner! ......"
24, and a brother and just met a girl chat. Said the tax, then cursed
tax black heart, all kinds of bad style, and finally asked me what I do, I touch the head
said I am the tax office of Oh. She suddenly made no sound, after a while, said the tax is not bad
, the most detestable is the Public Security Bureau, and then said a lot of such as police collusion, eat that
Card to be etc. ...... I really can not help, pointing to the big brother of her said do you know he is doing
What? The girl opened her mouth and asked: not he is the Public Security Bureau, right? I nodded
head. She did not say another word until our brothers left. The girl said, "I don't know if I can do it, but I'm not sure I can do it," she said.
70. The Tang Monk's letter home: Dear Wukong, I'm writing this letter very slowly because I know you can't read words fast enough. We've moved, but the address hasn't changed because we brought the door number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to get pizza and the clerk asked me if I wanted it cut into 8 or 12 pieces and I said 8 would be fine and 12 would be too much to eat. The jacket I sent you, I cut the buttons off and put them in my pocket for fear of being overweight in the mail. Chang'e gave birth, and since I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt. Lastly, I'll tell you that I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was already sealed. New Year's Day is approaching, don't forget to tell your children about the long, long ago: the sky was blue, the water was green, crops grew in the ground, pork was safe to eat, rats were still afraid of cats, the courts were reasonable, marriage was the first to fall in love, barbershops were only for hair management, medicines cured illnesses, doctors saved lives, movies did not need to accompany the director to sleep, photographs were taken to wear clothes The money owed is to be paid back, the child's father is clear, the school is not trying to earn money, idiots can not be a professor, selling dog meat is not to hang a sheep's head, married is not to soak the MM, to buy something is to pay for it, to see the top is not to beat the ass!