1) I always like to choose D when taking the test and later realized that there are only ABC3 options
2) When I was in elementary school, my mother kindly asked me: 1+1 is equal to how much ah, I was still pondering, my dog in the side of the lazy wang wang two, which has become a permanent pain in my heart
3) The penultimate person in our class because of my grades are too poor not to be friends with me.
4) When you see my rank, you know how many people in your grade are taking the exam?
5) The math teacher said? You don't have to copy the questions on the board, you can just count the answers?
5) The math teacher said, "You don't have to copy the questions on the board, you can just calculate the answers".
6) The conversation between the school bully and the teacher is like two dogs, although I do not know what they are talking about, but it feels very powerful.
7) Because I didn't go to the exam because of diarrhea, the average score of our class was raised by more than 50 points at once ...... So the homeroom teacher was particularly fond of granting me leave every time.
8) I stride into the store, slap the register, and yell at the owner: ? I want the most expensive thing in your store!? Going to the dollar store is so bossy.
9) "This mountain is guarded by a genie, and you can get powerful magical energy if you can reach the top!"" What kind of energy?"" Gravitational potential energy."
10) A few days ago I got an infection from a splinter in my heel while walking and had to go to the hospital. The little nurse at the registration desk asked me: ? You there uncomfortable heel there.? She smiled knowingly and gave me a hang up hand and foot surgery and venereal disease.
11) is about to travel, my mother repeatedly urged me to strangers to the cigarettes must not take, said she was a little heartbroken to look at the mouth full of rotten teeth father, sighed: your father is to take the stranger's cigarettes, which were stuffed with cannonballs.
12) A square dance mom once told me that if she jumped fast enough, her loneliness could not catch up with her.
13) Chest is not flat, how to level the world, breast is not huge, how to gather people.
14) God, did you let summer and winter cohabitate? The weather is so bad that you can't even see it.
15) The three major tragedies of the dinner party: want to invite people did not come, come to the people have nothing to do with you, when the checkout only left you a sober.
16) Not tall, not short, not fat, not thin, not three, no front, no back, no face, no skin, no heart.
17) You flash by, make my blood boiling, heart surging, looking at your back, really want to keep you, I told myself, can not let you leave again, never? Catch thieves ah!
18) and parents watching TV, the most terrible three things: parents ask you, just said the English you translate; suddenly appeared men and women make out scenes; ask you what the principle of the chemical experiment just appeared on TV.
19) I remember just listening to Little Apple, listen to the first time: what broken song. Listen to the second time: how this song fire up. The third time: the feeling is very general ah. The fourth and fifth time: you are my little ah small apple child ~
20) Some time ago I did not work, think about it can not be so idle, on the skidding in the various office buildings downstairs. When I saw the delivery boy, I asked: "Do you have Liu Lei's express? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. When you are lucky, you can take four or five packages home in one afternoon.
21) You can't even remember the names of the eight greats of the Tang and Song dynasties (Tao Yuanming, Guo Moruo, Lu You, Xin Qiji, Li Qingzhao, Qu Yuan, Xu Zhimo, Wang Musheng). But to be able to remember EXO and other Korean stream brainwashed combination of dozens of members of each person's name, I really feel sad for the next generation of our country.
22) In order to be able to swim in the sea of knowledge, I took advantage of the night to turn into the library, turned on all the taps inside.
23) Age is a pig killer, this is to look pretty people say, for those who look ugly, the years take them no way at all.
24) You think you have a few stinking dollars and it's great, but let me tell you, it's not ? That is fragrant.
25) On the subway, a pregnant woman next to me was about to give birth. I, as a doctor, could not afford any hesitation at this moment and immediately handed her a leaflet from our hospital.
26) People dispel rumors that it's possible to make phone calls at gas stations, what a crock of shit! I tried it and it still prompted an outstanding charge.
27) It is said that gold and silver is able to ward off evil spirits, from the past I do not believe, until yesterday, I passed by the river, I feel the neck cool, suddenly remembered the water ghosts looking for the ghost of the legend, scared me feet slip into the water. Thanks to the gold necklace, once the water floated up to save my life.
28) You must have been born in a previous life in the rich royal family in the child, the royal family civil unrest, before you died, your Amma told you: children, I hope that your next life was born in an ordinary family, living a plain and happy life. So this life you live the life of ordinary people, but too late to change a princess disease.
29) Xiao Wang was often bullied by triad gangs, couldn't stand it anymore, so he threw down a vicious sentence to them: you wait, I will settle the score with you! Then he left. One month later, Xiao Wang finally got his wish and became the accountant of this gang.
30) Yanzi made Chu, see the king of Chu, the king of Chu said: "your country no one? To send you?" Yanzi said: "Our capital city is 300 miles away, with open arms and sweat, how can there be no one?" The King of Chu looked at him and said, "The subway must be very crowded when you go to work, right?"
31) When you draw a circle on the ground in a clockwise direction with the tip of your right foot, you can barely write the Arabic numeral 6 with your right hand.