1. Examine you: what should we do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (playing a song title) "at least there is you" ah!
2. Want to fall in love with the number has not been scheduled. Everything is always half a beat slower, life is still wonderful. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. When I am annoyed, you do not bother me; when I miss you, you kiss the tip of my ear; when I am helpless, you say hello to me; when I am happy, you accompany me to dance; I do not know how to do without you! April Fool's Day to say thank you: cell phone.
4. April Fool's Day IQ test: feel smart, please press down; feel handsome, please press down; feel charismatic,
5. Something time, will be too busy to be dizzy; nothing time, will be idle boredom; my favorite thing to do is to think about you, to send you a text message, because another fool to see my text message.
6. Everyone should learn a craft, such as smoking a pig's head, such as the dog fighting method, such as slipping and sliding, such as hip-hop, such as ...... such as I am amused to rectify you, hahaha Happy April Fools' Day!
7. A reach for the dark night, a burly man brutally killed and dismembered you! The next day the police apprehended him, but the damn guy's crime turned out to be: private slaughter of hogs.
8. Hello, Dear User! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has seriously affected the city appearance, and impede the development of communications services, the station decided to launch a signal in minutes to destroy the phone! And happy holidays!
9. I called the letter shall not be, also known as amusement, the name of the silly music what, foreign name not fool you do not comfort base. Today's text message has no other purpose, just want to check your boot up or not, by the way to tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!
10. Autumn winds, cut all the autumn winds to you; the sun rises in the east, looking for you between the mountains and the water; if you run, full of sweat to chase you; catch up with you, take home to stew you! Alas, it's not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!
11. As the saying goes, "Don't be a fool, don't be a fool, on this great day of April Fool's Day, I wish you: not two fools in the world, fools fast world unrivaled, meet the Princess of Fools, from now on, fools all over the end of the world!
12. Today is April Fool's Day, in the spirit of the festival, send you a text message, do not say I am heartless. I'm thinking of you, I don't know what I think of you, but I also love you. Alas, if today is not April Fool's Day, it would be good
13. You laugh, ghosts are screaming; you howl, everyone fled; you cry, what all lose; you are angry, shaking down the house; you a mess, triggering a storm. For the sake of world peace, it's better to send you out of the earth! Happy April Fool's Day!
14. Want to be rich in the world, have to think like Bill Gates; want to get something for nothing, have to learn to go home and chew the old; want to go back to the rate of childhood, unless the head is caught by the door; want to April Fools' Day is not compulsion, you listen well, you have to first to me to the worship fee. Happy April Fool's Day!
15. I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate you, is not suitable for your festival, June 1, you're overage, the 38th has passed, now well, belong to your festival tomorrow finally came, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day!
16. This text message is specially designed for April Fool's Day, smart people receive will become silly cute, fools receive will be wise as fools, no matter whether you are successful out of fools, will receive a lucky, may you "fool" to "fool" happy!
17. It is difficult to distinguish the day, vulgar roses and fleshy love words, one knee in the crowded square, said love you. Dear, forgive me can only use these most silly and stupid method, wish you, happy holidays!
18. There was a point of sincere love, I did not cherish, lost to regret, if I can come back, I will say: I love you. If you want to choose the time to confess, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
19. A drop of water in the ocean is small, great in the desert; cranes are small in the flock, great in the flock; you are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty!
20. Life has always been stormy times, because you, life is not lonely, maybe happiness is just a short time to have, because it is you, will become eternal, it is you who brought me happiness and joy, my puppy dog!
21. Listeners, you are welcome to listen to the weather forecast, since the number of months, the city will appear thunderstorms, there will be more lightning phenomenon, we remind you, go out, please put the phone on the head, and will be placed behind the cell phone charger, for lightning! Do not!
22. I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
23. Whether today you are going to go to the whole person, or to be whole, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day! Only once a year, no matter the whole with the whole as a happy moment of ordinary days
24. The animal world is really marvelous, the lion roars to the hundreds of birds called. The zebra and the antelope are eating grass, the dog and the bear and the elephant are fooling around. The rabbit bullies the tortoise for being so small, and always wants to race with it. Only the king of the eight is quiet, open the cell phone to watch the fun! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you'll be able to.
25. Today you woke up, a mosquito lying on the pillow, surrounded by a suicide note: I struggled all night, your cheek so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
26. April Fools' Day comes to people joyful, smart fools fool smart. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it," he said. You beauty right but, forget to tell you the most important thing is: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!
28. Your crystal shoes are so beautiful, I want to ask your crystal shoes to dance, if you are free, please come! Let's dance from Valentine's Day to April Fool's Day, okay? Happy April Fool's Day!
29. April Fool's Day, in order to prevent people from being deceived this decision to take a day off, no deduction of wages, no deduction of bonuses. Special reminder: this day please do not go out and run around. Please forward to each other to inform! You know it?
31. I love you forever! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! I'm not going to be able to do it without you! Your heart is the only one I know best! Your eyes are the most tender (see the third word of each sentence) Happy April Fool's Day!
32. To your love hidden in the bottom of the heart, to your thoughts buried deep in the heart, have you accompanied by unlimited happiness, without you accompanied by loneliness and loneliness, think of your heart every moment, now, just want to tell you, to fool you at this moment. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
33. Your voice came from the valley, I looked down and found you in the corner of the mountain, it's you! It's you! You were with an old man, I was excited and ran over to him and said: Master, lend me a donkey
34.Report: You are sleeping in an incorrect position at this time. For your health, please get up and re-sleep ...... cell phone real-time monitoring system.
35. People say you're stupid, you filial piety in-laws no second thoughts, treating people sincerely no false heart, treating the opposite sex no philandering, dedication to work no selfishness, so the character is really valuable, everyone praised you good heart. Today's April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!
36. This is the last text message that I can send from my cell phone, and the last one is the most precious one that I left for you, because there is a sentence that I always want to say to you, but I didn't say it - help me recharge it *^_^*
37. You don't want to get drunk again, and yesterday someone saw you with a glass of wine chasing a pig, and shouting: is it a brother? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it.
38. There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called wild boar, look at the blessing of the call stupid pig, in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, do not care about me is a dead pig, do not return to my blessing even worse than pigs.
39. I left the moment I was heartless, you behind me helplessly crying and heartbreaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I'm not for sale!
40. Not until today to think of you, not until this time to dare to send a text message you, just at this moment today, only have the courage to say to you: I ~ love ~ you ...... And, happy April Fools' Day! (Oh, love believe it or not)
41. said you are not beautiful, that is lying to you; said you do not understand, that is to misunderstand you; said you are not gentle, there is no reason; said you are not smart, absolutely no reason. All the best to you, but unfortunately today's April Fool's Day, but also to be happy oh.
42. April Fool's Day, three from the four virtues: from the closest to start, from the relationship with the closest to start, from the best temper to start; classmates can be deceived, coworkers can be rectified, close friends can be amused, lovers can play.
43. April Fool's Day in the Year of the Tiger, the Foolish Tiger is happy. Wish you: the year of the tiger has a tiger like, tiger back and waist - the body strong; the year of the tiger has a fox gall, fox fake tiger Wei - over the courage; the year of the tiger has a tiger luck, tiger downhill - no stumbling blocks! Happy April Fool's Day!
44. Today's April Fool's Day, the special award of the Order of Fools, learn to sound puppy barking, the mood is very wonderful; laugh three times towards the sky, good luck will not stop; advise you to quickly implement, quickly come to the trip to ask why this, fools do not listen to the order, fools do not listen to the order.
45. Fishermen fishing, leaving a few big fish, release all the small fish, fishermen stupid? Fools only see the immediate benefits, but the wise but seek sustainable! The "big" put "small", is a kind of wisdom! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you wisdom for life!
46. April Fool's Day IQ test: feel smart, please press down; feel handsome, please press down; feel charming, please press down. Test results: let you press on press, fool! Fools, happy holidays!
47. From self-confidence to narcissism, Phoenix said it is not the distance; from the horse to the clouds, look away after the loss of distance; from me to you, blessing obliterated the distance. Wish you happiness zero distance! Happy April Fool's Day!
48. I wish you good health and good race of Mengniu, beauty Piaosuo more Lenovo, life is rich and healthy Le Bai's, career Jieda step by step high, financial resources Johnson Teng Sina, stock long rainbow purple light. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
49. The festival thinking of relatives, holiday thinking of friends, friends miss in the heart. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world. The years together, friendship, life seasons with you hand in hand. Happy April Fool's Day! I'm not going to be able to do that.
50. Happy not far away, every day a smiling face; happiness is simple, everything is always accompanied by contentment; health is not difficult to follow the habit of health; life is not annoying, friends around; good luck, love yourself day, love their blessings to pass on! Happy April Fool's Day!
51. The price of oil has risen, basically low-carbon environmental protection has a bright future; the price of food has risen, basically the price of cabbage is expected to be the same as the price of housing; friendship has risen, basically the blessing of you to reach the degree of warmth enough! Happy April Fool's Day! Happy April Fool's Day!
52. These days, watered-down friendships are flowing, infringing love is widespread, cottage sentiment is surging, and pirated greetings are everywhere. Today, on World Copyright Day, I would like to solemnly declare that my sentiments and blessings to you are absolutely genuine. Happy April Fool's Day!
53. You're at work, right? I'm not sure if you're tired or not, but I'd like to thank you for your help. There is one thing I have been holding in my heart for a long time, after careful consideration I decided to tell you, I want to tell you is...is now from work there is still some time. Happy April Fool's Day!
54. Whether it is summer or autumn, feel cool on the good; whether it is sweet and sour or bitter, happy on the good; whether it is far away or at hand, the heart of the mind on the good. Friends wish you well, nothing more contact! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
55. Spring, we use the warmth will be red hot true love seeding; summer, we use the love will be deep friendship cultivation; fall, we use the sincere to really cut the harvest of friendship; winter, we use the happiness will be hot hot enthusiasm collection; friends, I wish you every day happy! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you're going to want to.
56. To know you is a kind of fate; to hold you is a habit. No matter how busy life, how far away, our friendship is unchanged, even if there are a thousand words, can not say all the blessings on you, I wish you always happy Happy April Fools' Day!
57. Silence does not hurt the energy, think more wisdom flash, not angry and smooth, not annoyed at the heart of the cool, friends from different sides, thoughts often hang on the heart, although the contact is not very often, each other can understand, see the letter, such as people, friendship for a long time days long. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you'll be able to.
58. Bees and butterflies met, the butterfly said: "You're so petty, full of sweet words do not speak to me!" The bee said, "You're even more petty, two antennas on your head and you don't send me a text message!" Happy April Fool's Day!
59. City people go to the countryside to build villas, country people go to the city to buy houses; city people go to the countryside for leisure, country people go to the city for leisure; city people sweat for money, country people sweat for money, city people eat greens, country people beg for a big mouth to eat meat. Happy April Fool's Day!
60. Encountered setbacks that day, cried; reached the moment of success, smiled. The day I met the frustration, I cried; the moment I reached the success, I smiled. Life is wonderful, as long as you do not give up. We will realize a lot, cheers! Friend, ignite hope to bless you! Happy April Fool's Day!
61. May my strong blessings into a wisp of light wind, blowing away your morning misty sleep, blowing away the day's hard work in your work! Let it blow in every moment of your life, and bring happiness to your friends! Happy April Fool's Day!
62. Getting up is also a breathing pain, it struggles in each of my cells, woke up by someone will hurt, the alarm clock will hurt, do not know the alarm clock will hurt; get up is a breathing pain, it flows in the blood rolling back and forth, do not get up will hurt, get up will hurt, do not want to get up to get up must be the most painful.
63. A young man married his wife to congratulate the guests, the evening of the bridal chamber called the bride poetry. The bride is shy. To deep night guests do not disperse, the bride said: Thank God thank you, I have no talent which will chant? I remembered the Tang Dynasty poem, a moment of the night is worth a thousand dollars!
64. Royal Royal brother so that your identity is infinitely illustrious, your bodyguard in the industry is also quite good, say that era can afford to keep pets is not a lot, but why you are still always "poor" monk, "poor" monk of their own name! Why do you keep calling yourself "poor"? Your behavior has to let me call you a "poor brother".
65. Female patient: doctor, you told me to put out my tongue, how you do not look at it? Doctor: I'm not looking at your tongue, I asked you to put out your tongue, just want you to be quieter when I prescribe.
66. workaholic, lost in the goal; shopping mania, impulsive in the pleasure; arrogance, proud in the delusion; self-mutilation mania, suffering in the pain; paranoia, numbness in the stubbornness; love laughter mania, giggling in the text messages!
67. Flowers bloomed, because the spring is here; the earth is hot, because the summer is here; the falling leaves scattered, because the fall is here; snowflakes fluttered, because the winter is here, the pigs laughed, because my text message came.
68. These days, I always miss you especially. During the day, your figure occupies my mind; at night, you appear in my dreams. I think it's time for me to go to you, I really miss you...roast duck!
69. haha! You finally showed up, do you know I've been looking for you for many days, now you finally showed up automatically, I'll never miss this rare opportunity, I'm going to stomp on you, you dead cockroach!
70. Bear: in addition to the panda, I am a national treasure; ape: drive away the human race, I am the master of the earth; people: the other planets to blow up, we can do the king of the universe; God: want to whole me? I don't need seven days to let the world back to its original form!
71. Wang Xiaoyi's wife played mahjong in the early morning to go home, in order not to disturb the wake up Wang Xiaoyi, she first stripped in the living room and then tiptoe into the bedroom. Wang Xiaoyi woke up and said, "Oh, my God, you've lost everything!
72. There is a baby wolf, it was born not to eat meat only vegetarian, wolf parents wolf mom is very worried, one day to see the baby wolf chasing a rabbit, only to feel very relieved, the results of the baby wolf to catch the rabbit and said: quickly turn over the carrots!
73. Doctor: "The medicine I gave you last time helped you?" Patient: "Of course it did. My uncle mistook the medicine for his and passed away. I inherited that big fortune"
74. Tiger read the Three Kingdoms and went to catch a pig, see the pig's nest no pig: empty city! Turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal folder big surprise: bitter meat trick! Suddenly see you again rejoice: yoho, there is a beauty plan!
75. The judge angrily scolded the defendant: "I have seen you in court seven times since I served as a judge of this district court, do not you feel shy? "Defendant: "It is not my fault that you cannot be promoted.
76. Xiao Zhang: section chief, on the criticism you do not mind, right? Section chief: never, but rather like it. Xiao Zhang: Yes, sincere criticism of the benefits of many. Section Chief: The important thing is that I want to know who is unhappy with me.
77. Study shows: the left eye is bigger than the right eye is smarter, and the left foot is smaller than the right foot is good at sports, the study also reveals: after receiving the text message began to look in the mirror is a small stupid, take off his shoes is a big stupid. Happy April Fool's Day
78. Hello, we are the Fool's College Admissions Office, after repeated inspections, we have decided to April Fool's Day to absorb you as our students, tuition waiver, food and housing all-inclusive, your school number is:; school name is: Fool's Ichiro!
79. April Fool's Day, the most stupid blessings to the most stupid you: I wish you naivety and goodness of ignorance; great wisdom like fools great fools special fools; dull as a wooden chicken, super fools Leiyuu; stupidity through the top, fools unattainable; fool out of the style, fool out of the level!
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81. April Fool's Day, please do a day of fools: worry and worry all forget, happy and joyful to stay in the heart; success or failure to go by it, happy and contented is enough; smart anti-being smart disturbed, confused uncompensated can not be; occasional a little silly, happy will be accompanied by you.
82. April Fool's Day to the heart of nervousness, fear of being fooled. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said. I'm afraid of being fooled inadvertently, and behaving inappropriately. I advise my friends to relax and not to worry about being fooled. Laugh and relax, and live a long and happy life. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
83. People say you're stupid, you're filial piety to the in-laws without a second thought, treating people with sincerity without hypocrisy, treating people of the opposite sex without philandering, dedication to the work without selfishness, such a character is really valuable, and everyone praised you for your good intentions. Today's April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday, all the best!
84. April Fool's Day is not as fun as "fooling" you! Wish you income year after year "fool", mood every day "fool" fast, family "fool" water love, opportunity "fool" Your family is in love with you, your opportunities are great, your friendship is great, your wealth is increasing, your luck is great, your fame is great, and your wisdom is great. "I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person, I'm a good person. The "F" is the name of the company, and the "F" is the name of the company, and the "F" is the name of the company.
85. You're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're really ruthless; people are thinner than a cucumber, no three or two meat; skin thicker than a city wall, shells can't penetrate; heart smaller than a needle's eye, never eat a loss; love is thinner than a piece of paper, catch whoever puts whoever in the pit! I spent ten cents to send this text message to you, is to tell you I am not a penny people. For example, this ten cent text message is my birthday gift to you, don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.