Chinese Characters Harmonized Jokes FLASH

1 A township meeting, because of the harmonic, the village headman said: "rabbits, shrimp, do not pulp melon, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting.) The host says, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (The mayor will now speak.) The mayor said: "Rabbits, shrimps, today's meal dog eat, everyone with a big Wang Bao (

A Dou's Jiangshan - for nothing

A Dou-style character - no ability to drop the flavored soup

Tipping over the bottle of five flavors - sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, everything

Sneezing scared the tiger to death - coincidentally, take a noodle to hang himself - can't die

Holding the scales and forgetting to weigh them - don't know what's important

Holding the five horses and dumping the six goats - bribing the head to turn down

Holding the eye of a needle as a pipe - a small bird

Taking the lotus pole and touching it to find a way

Taking a mallet and sewing clothes - taking everything seriously

Taking a straw hat as a pot cover - making a mess of things

Taking a ticket to the theater - not the right number

Taking tofu to pad the foot of the stage - not useful

Taking a blunt knife and wiping the neck - painful if not fatal

Taking a phoenix and selling it as a chicken - not expensive or cheap

Taking a phoenix and selling it as a chicken - not expensive or cheap

Taking the phoenix as a chicken - not expensive or cheap

Taking a phoenix as a chicken - not expensive or cheap

Taking the phoenix as a chicken - not expensive or cheap

Taking a rat as a bull - blowing it up

Taking a tiger skin as a garment - scaring people

Walking on slippery paths with an egg - being careful

Holding the reins as a sweatshirt - putting it mildly

Fighting with a jug of wine - drinking it

Ploughing a stiff to dig up the yellow dock - digging up the pain

Holding a stiff to plow the yellow dock - digging up the pain

Taking a stiff to plow the yellow dock - digging up the pain

Taking a stiff to plow the yellow dock - digging up the pain

Holding the stiff to plow the yellow dock - digging up the pain

Hitting the moon with a millstone - not knowing what's important

Taking an abacus to the door - looking for a fight

Taking a shovel as a pot - being poor

Taking a shoe as a hat - not distinguishing between the top and the bottom

Taking a pheasant as an offering - the family is in a difficult position to say what it is worth

Running all over the street with the key - being a householder and not in charge

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The sole of the shoe pokes the hand - really (needle) angry

Nurse carries the child - other people's

Grandma's shoes - the same old

Milk dolls open their mouths - want to eat

Resistant monkeys climb the cherry tree - coarse people eat fine food

The edge of the field of the man, the edge of the daughter's shoes - good looking

North and South - nothing

North and South

The stone in the South Windy Day - there is nothing

Sweating stones on a south windy day --- back in the tide

Mr. Nanguo playing yu --- indiscriminately

Lanterns at the Southern Heavenly Gate --- pipes shining high

Nanzhu stick as a dish --- hard frying (noisy)

Heads with tumors --- a heavy burden in the back

Tumors on the head --- an extra load

Oil rubbed on the brain case

The head horn grows on the brain --- out of the ordinary than others

The socks on the brain --- not the feet

The pestle and mortar on the brain --- not knowing what is important

The doll on the brain --- lifting up a man

The eyes grow in the heart of the brain --- looking at the sky

The alarm clock snorts --- complacent

Tender cow Dragging a plow and harrow --- not to hit and run

Competent woman crying in the middle of the night --- competent

Climbing to the top of the mountain --- to get to the top

Climbing a pole race --- to see who can get to the top fast

Climbing stairs and falling down --- the higher the climb, the harder the fall

Climbering a tiger's skill --- can be flattering

Climbering on the back of a horse and wanting to fly --- over-ambitious

Climbing on the back of a horse and wanting to fly --- over-ambitious

Climbing up a horse --- over-ambitious <

Climbing on the back of a horse and trying to fly - over-ambitious

Patting on the thigh to scare the tiger ---- is not useful at all

Patting on the horse's foot - not only is it not beneficial, but it is also kicked

Patting on the horse's mouth - it will be bitten

Patting on the hooves of a horse ---- will be kicked

Patting on the buttocks and then leaving - no matter what.

Drawing with a row of brushes - the lines are too thick

Lining up to braid hair ----- one by one

Braised tofu with ribs - there are hard and soft

Hiding from the rain under the pai lau - a temporary wall

Pan Jinlian brewing medicines - poisoning secretly

Pan Jinlian giving Wu Sung a drink - ill intent

Pan Jinlian giving a drink - an ugly thing to say

Pan Jinlian's old dance - old happy

Driving on the Pan Mountain Highway - be good at turning

The Judge's handling of the case - scaring people to death

The Judge's performing of magic - doing all the ghostly tricks

The girl who looks forward to sunrise - passionate (sunny) person

The girl who looks forward to the sun - wanting to be sunny(affectionate) person

The crab eats sorghum --- climbing up the stalks

The crab has just taken off its shell --- the meat is tender

The crab crosses the river --- seven hands and eight feet

The crab crosses the street --- crawling across the street

The crab pinches the peas --- crawling in a row

The crab teaches the son --- not sure of the right way

The crab enters the door to the mountain --- pinches the gods

Crab pulling a cart - not on the right path

Crab pulling a cart - making a cross force

Crab marrying a bride - all the big wangbangs

Crab spitting foam - endless

Fat woman crossing the narrow door - the door is the same as the door

Fat man riding in a car - in the way of both sides

Fat man wearing a lab coat - ill-fitting

A fat man's pantaloons - all or nothing

Throwing a ball to recruit a bride - may not be as expected

Running a race - you catch up with me

Running a monk can't run away from the temple - please don't worry

Running a shrimp male catching a carp - a better reason

Running a goat to repair the circle - to prevent later

Running a horse to make a trip ---- intentionally harming people

Bubble gum sticks to sticky rice - can't pull it apart

Softened beans - not dry

Soaked earth wall - not long

Flamethrower's temper - fires up when he opens his mouth

Eggs in the basin - a few that don't count

Scenic landscapes in the basin - fake scenery

Inflated ball of leather ---- a bellyful of anger

Holding a loach to play - playing a trick

Holding a golden bowl as a beggar - happy to be silly

Holding a golden bowl as a beggar - why beg

Holding a golden bowl to ask for food - pretending to be poor and calling for suffering

To run into the south wall does not turn back - stubborn

Pi cloak to steal the tobacco bag - civilized people do not civilized things

To put out a fire in a straw raincoat - to stir up trouble

To put out a fire in a dog's skin - not a human being

To put out a fire in a cow's skin - not recognizing the dirt

To put out a fire in a straw raincoat - to stir up trouble

To put out a fire in a straw raincoat - to stir up trouble

To put out a fire in arsenic mixed with chili pepper - venomous

Arsenic dipped in chili---poisonous

Arsenic dipped in chili---poisonous

Leather workshop boss---bragging king

Leather maker's stretcher----two-headed

Leather maker's heel--buttons

Leather pants over leather pants ---- must be there for a reason

Washing shrimp in a bucket of water --- one will not escape

Washing shrimp in a bucket of water --- one will not escape

Washing shrimp in a basket of water --- one will not escape

There is a reason for this

All these things are not in the same boat.

Washing shrimp in a bucket of leather---Not one of them will get away

The ball of leather wiped with oil---Round and smooth

The ball of leather wiped with oil ---- Round and smooth

The ball of leather dropped into a soup pot---To say you're an asshole, you're still pissed off

The ball of leather dropped into a tank of oil---Round and smooth

The ball of leather cracked-

The ball fell into the water - it floated on the surface

The ball was poked and prodded - it was deflated

The ball was sharpened - it was deflated

The ball was pierced - it was soft

The pumpkin in the seventh and eighth months - its skin is old and its heart isn't

The sesame seed in the seven-foot vat - it took a lot of work

The seven-foot man with the six-foot door - had to bow down.

Seven-inch feet wearing three-inch shoes - hardwearing

Seven monks with one umbrella - can't be covered

Seven sisters meet Chang'e - Xian (present) to Xian (present)

Seven pounds of flour mixed with three pounds of paste - confused

Flying a kite on a seven-mile hill - let it go

Seven captures of Mengwu - convince him to do what he wants

Seven captures of Mengwu - tell him to be convinced

The seven-year-old watched the ox for eight years---it's not enough

The seven fairies married Dong Yong---taking the initiative

The seven fairies went to their mother's house---coming from the clouds and going to the fog

The seven fairies had a dream---God knows

Burning joss paper on the half of the seventh month---coaxing the ghosts

Yingzhong was used by the Duke of Qi Huan--but not remembering his past grudges

Riding the ox and chasing the fast horse---couldn't be seen by anyone

Riding the ox

Riding a donkey and reading a songbook--how much is too much

Riding a donkey with a cane--how much is too much

Riding a donkey and looking at a ledger--see what happens

Riding a donkey and looking at a sedan chair--how much is too much is too little

Riding a camel and carrying a golden sword--how much is too much

Riding a horse with a backpack--it's all in the horse

Riding a horse with a backpack--it's all in the horse

Riding a horse with a backpack--it's all in the horse

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Riding a horse without a whip - patting the horse on the back

Riding a horse to see the flowers - not in depth

Riding a horse to stroll through the lamps - walking

Riding a horse across the log bridge - difficult to turn back

Riding a horse across the downtown - outrageous

Riding a horse will be a magistrate - breaking into ghosts on the horse

Riding a horse to the Heavenly Mountain - turning back to see the high and the low

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Riding a horse is less time, rubbing the stirrups more time - this is not upside down

Riding a donkey does not need to be driven - the road is familiar

Riding a cow to meet the in-laws - what a coincidence

Riding a cow to look for the cow - old fool

Riding a horse to eat barbecued chicken - I do not know where to throw the bones

Riding on a fast horse to beg for food - rushing to poverty

Riding on the back of the tiger - that is to say, it is difficult to get on the tiger

Riding on the tiger's back - not daring to come down

Riding on the tiger - not being able to do anything

Riding on a donkey to find a donkey - not being able to do anything

Riding on a camel to eat a dumpling - not being able to get rid of it

Riding on a camel to eat a dumpling - not knowing how to do anything

Riding on a camel to catch a chicken - not knowing how to get rid of it

Riding on a camel to catch a chicken - not knowing how to get rid of it

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Riding a donkey and reading a songbook - we'll see

Chess rivalry - no match

Veteran in the chessboard - no match

Earth bishop on the chessboard - no departure from the general

Penny in the chessboard - twisting a bit, moving a step

Playing a huqin on the top of the flagpole - singing a high tune

Lantern on the flagpole - high-minded

The flagpole is the most important thing in the history of the world

The flagpole is the most important thing in the history of the world. -highly intelligent

Mine hanging on the flagpole - empty thinking

Flagpole mounted trumpet - ringing (thinking) high

Beggar eating vinegar - a look of poverty

Beggar eating prunes - poor

Beggar ringing bells - poor

Beggar's clothes - many tattered

Beggar's living - all rely on Other people's alms

Beggars in the hair salon - no one cares

Beggars twisting rice-planting songs - poor and happy

Beggars say comedy - play poor

Beggars pig - no material

Crane crane lantern - not worth mentioning

Crane crane chicken feather - no effort

Crane crane chicken feather - A big deal

Balloon in the sky - blown up

Meteorological university graduate - hear is rain, see the flash is thunder

Car cannon - deflated

Car climbed a big tree - fooling around

Car died in the fire - to be pushed

Bricks of the wall - later

Fabric dyeing master - Can't hold his hand

The regular customer of the dyeing house--Lustful man

The boss of the dyeing house--Lustful

Playing the flute in the dyeing room--Vocal

Girls in the dyeing room wear white shoes--Self-untainted (Ran)

The whacking stone in the door of the dyeing room--Passing through the big guy

Clothes in the dyeing vat--Turning into the original color

The dyer's clothes - impossible not to be stained

The dyer goes down to the river - at the mercy of

To make the stutterer recite a roundabout order - a strong man

The ravenous raven - an old tune

The crab in the hot pot - tight claws

The ants in the hot pot - in a hurry

The ants in the hot pot - crawling around

The ants in the hot pot - at the end of their tether

The hot pot smoking coals in the hot pot - cold

The white noodles on the hot bed - hairy

The hot clay man - burnt with talent

The hot water bottle temperament - cold on the outside, hot on the inside

The hot water bottle - cold outside, hot inside

The hot water bottle - cool outside, hot inside

The hot water bottle - cool outside, hot inside

The hot water bottle - cool outside, hot inside

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Hot nest fried beans - cooked one, popped one

Ants on the hot nest - anxious

Hot in the fan in the snow - urgent

The talent market to fill out a form - self-promotion

People to the short eaves - had to be low

People to the short eaves - had to bow

People over the Thirty years old and not learning the art - old

Bald man in the crowd - his head is conspicuous

Everyone wants to wear a baba bun - it's the hair that doesn't do it justice

People are a hundred years old - they have all the martial arts skills

The heart of the people is separated from the trees - it's hard to get to know each other

Throwing away his walking stick and making a bow to the ---- man, old buddy

Daytime he travels around the streets and at night he stays up to mend his pants.

Sunsetting in the west - red but not for a while

Fluffy ducks just launched - new learning

Fluffy balls hit the face - scaring people miles

Fluffy balls hit the gong - no echo

Trading on the case of meat - calculating

Meat buns hit the dog ---- throwing things for nothing

Meat buns hit the dog --- a go and no return

Meat buns hit the dog

Meat buns beat dogs - there is no return

Meat pier - oiled

Meat bones blowing a trumpet - meat (faint) all

Meat bones beating a drum - a bit of meat and meat

Meat bones fell into the pot - gnawed (ken) fixed

Meat bones knocking a drum - meat (faint) all

Meat bones burned tofu - uneven hardness and softness

The meat pot boiled dumplings - meat (faint) eggs

Meat pot boiled dumplings - bastard

Meat rotted in the pot - no distinction

Meat rotted in the soup - no one loses

Soft bread dumplings - good to pinch

Seasoned man - who knows what to expect

Plaster on the cheeks - no face

Three hundred pounds of boar ---- get a big mouth

Three meals of radish fried ready meal - no salt (words)

Three feet long saw - and pull and push

Three feet long ladder - hitch (answer) can not get on the eaves (words)

Three knives can not cut into the face - thick-skin

Three points of flour and seven points of water - very muddled

Three points of money to buy a duck's head - cheap mouth

Three points of money to buy a baklava to see the thickness of the cake - stingy

Three ambrosia days to eat ice cubes - cool body

Three ambrosia days to wear a leather jacket - inside and outside of the heat

Three ambrosia days of the fan - busy

Three ambrosia days of the sorghum stalk - the Rising in the air

The dog on a three-volt day---coming up for air

Drinking iced water on a three-volt day---just what you want

Drinking herbal tea on a three-volt day---just the right time

Meat you can't sell on a three-volt day---stinky

Selling rotten fish on a three-volt day---stinky

Burning a stove on a three-volt day---it's a real hot one

Three nostril

Three ignorant cobblers --- a genius

Three cooks killing six chickens --- a mess

Three Bodhisattvas burning two joss sticks --- no hope for you

Three bucks for tofu brain --- ready-made

Three bucks for a toad --- the more you look at it, the worse it gets

Three bucks for a cow's stomach --- all the fussing

Three bucks for an ox -Three money for a donkey - a self-praise

Three money for a bowl of rabbit's blood - not a good thing

Three money for a pig's head - a mouthful

Three land halls - temple, temple, temple (wonderful, wonderful, wonderful)

Three hairs rubbing a rope - so thin

Three shit sticks supporting a thin

Three sticks of shit supporting a table - a stinking stand

Out of the world in the middle of the night - a man of the Ohio hour (who kills people)

Three shifts of the night have already passed - it's late

The Three Kingdoms' Jiang Gan - a misstep

Three plus two minus five - equals to zero

Three houses with no doors open - a monster (house)

Triangular graveyard - lack of virtue

Triangular brick - can not swing

Three-legged cat - running around

Three-and-a-half-catty duck - filling goose

Three-nine days to eat ice lollies - chilled; hot and cold know

Three-nine days to eat ice - cool

Three-nine days to wear a single jacket - shivering up; the mighty does not get up

Three years without gargling ---- a stinking mouth

Three years of old accounts---what's the point of turning them over

Three relatives, four friends---one pull and one gang

Three people drinking a glass of wine---taking turns

Three people with two beards---scarce

Three days of non-stealing is hard to be the boss---prudent

Thirty miles of road to scold the magistrate---it's a good thing

Three days of non-stealing is difficult to be the boss

Three miles of road to scold the magistrate --- it is a good thing. Thirty miles to scold the magistrate --- useless

Thirty-six strategies --- go for the best

Thirty-six rows --- the rows produce the best

Thirty years of blossoms, forty years of fruits --- the old fruits

Thirty years of widowhood --- the old wait

Thirty nights without the moon --- the same year after year

Thirty nights of boiling

Thirty nights to rush the New Year's pig --- it's too late

Thirty nights to cut the chopping board --- not available

Thirty nights to buy the New Year's paintings --- those who buy them can't find the ones who sell them

Thirty nights to run away from the cows --- next year's event

Thirty nights to carry the empty baskets --- nothing to be busy with

Thirty nights to look forward to the moon

Thirty nights of drying clothes --- not this year, next year

Three fingers picking up snails --- nine out of ten

Three year old dolls --- innocent

Three year olds looking at the cow for nine years --- can't do it yet

Three year olds --- rely on cajoling

Three year olds buying coffins --- prepare early

Three year olds buying coffins --- prepare early

Three days of sleep --- no more than three days of sleep --- no more than three days of sleep.

Three days of no sleep --- listlessness

Three days of fishing and two days of sunbathing --- work in progress

Three days of selling two cucumbers --- unhurried

Three loaches to give two to the cat to eat --- to get a clear conscience

The other reads his sutra, and I worship my Buddha --- do not interfere

Collapsed nose with glasses --- can not find the place to put it

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Treading on the broken ball ----- stomach gas

Lift up the head and dropped the hat - looking too high

Lifting the food box to climb the tree - feast branch has the courtesy (the words of the truth)

Taihu Lake's shrimp - white busy (Mang)

Taijiquan's kung fu - soft in the middle of the hard

Pacific Ocean gulls - courageous

The taiji chair is on fire - it's hard to sit, it's hard to stand

The taiyi's head is on fire - it's in trouble

Taiwu Emperor's tastes - it's not cool, it's not hot, it's not soft and it's not hard

Taihangshan Mountain looks at the canals - distant water doesn't quench the near thirst

Dew under the sun - not long to last

Lighting lamps under the sun - Duo She

The Sun and the Moon Speech ---- empty talk

Sun off the ground - brighten up

Sun falling on the head - big trouble

Snowman under the sun - not long lasting

The green pine of Taishan - everlasting for all time

Greedy eaters don't leave seeds - after today, not tomorrow

Greedy ghosts go to the banquet - not satiated

Greedy fish--easy to be hooked

Paralyzed man doesn't go out--makes (sits) a home

Paralyzed man falls into a muddy pond--can't pull himself out

Paralyzed man falls into a well--fishes up and sits

Paralyzed man cuts off the road--sits down and shouts

Paralyzed man's road is reversed---sits down and shouts

Paralyzed man picks out the water--can't afford to be responsible

Paralyzed man catching bad eggs - can't be relied on

The bean sprouts in the altar - rounded (wronged) to death

Lighting lamps in the altar - shining inside but not outside

Buckwheat rabbits in the altar - the more they are raised, the smaller they get

Planning flowers in the altar - rounded (wronged) to death

Plants fed to pigs in the altar ---- one by one

Plants raised in the altar

Turtle in the altar - the more you raise, the smaller it gets

Dice in the altar - no run

Planting beans in the altar - can't put down roots

Peas in the altar - a hot hand

Turtle in the altar - a handful

The blinking flower opens ---- a moment

Talking without a light - talking black

Talking without a light - talking black

The blinking flower opens ---- a moment

Talking without a light - talking black

Talking with a light

The Bodhisattva carved in sandalwood---spiritual or not, but steady

The oil tip made of sandalwood---getting beaten

The duck cooked in the soup can---prominently a mouth

Tang Pak Fu enters the House of the King of Ning---playing crazy

Tang Pak Fu chases Chouxiang---trying every possible way

Tang San Zang's pupils---three

Tang Sanzang reads the sutra --- a great deal of words

Tang Sanzang crosses the Flaming Mountain --- no incantation

Tang Sanzang crosses the Flat-topped Mountain --- bad luck

Tang Sanzang reads the Tight-band Incantation --- monkey suffers

Tang Sanzang fetches the sutra --- it's all up to the Sun Monkey

Tang Sanzang meets the King of Cow's Hair --- a short cut on his tongue

Tang Sanzang reads from his book --- a book of seriousness

Tang Sanzang reads from a book

Tang Li is not called Tang Li - Du Li (belly)

Floating duckweed in the pond - rooted and not on the ground

Mudskipper in the pond - can't turn over the big waves

No fish in the pond - shrimp is expensive

The boat in the pond - no way out

Sugar noodles to make dolls - suitable for the sweet people

Sugar pinched by the person ----- blowing on the melting

The hot porridge pot--throwing it hurts, but not throwing the hand

Digging up flesh to mend a sore--it can't be melted

Digging up a well and running into a spring--just what you want

Gouging up an eye to be a magistrate--blind to the end

Digging up other people's walls to mend their own gaps--all the lack of morality

Tile pots and adobe--a kiln of goods

The sunshine of soybeans on the tiles---nine out of ten runs

The frost on the tiles---doesn't last long

The pomegranate on the tiles---seeing it, not eating it

The socks changed into trousers---higher

The necklace hanging on the crooked neck---not beautiful

The crooked neck looking at the watch---incorrect point of view

The crooked neck talking---misconceived

Crooked neck speaking---mouth not right

Crooked hat with a slanted eye

Crooked neck with a slanted eye

Crooked hat and slanted eyes - living a dilettante

Crooked hat and crooked coat - not in order

Crooked pot with a flat stove - a set with a set

Crooked pot with a crooked stove - two will be

Crooked brain watching a play - blame the stage is not correct

Crooked head watching a play blame the stage is not tilted - no reason to make a fuss

Crooked mouth blowing conch

Drinking soup with a crooked mouth---drinking on the left and on the right

The monk with a crooked mouth blowing a bullhorn---slash-calling

The monk with a crooked mouth reciting the scriptures---the more he recites, the more crooked he gets

Looking in the mirror with a crooked mouth---shaming him in front of his face

Eating pomegranate with a crooked mouth---getting all the crooked ideas

Blowing a lamp with a crooked mouth---full of evil ("斜气").

Crooked mouth playing the flute - can't see eye to eye

Crooked mouth blowing the trumpet ---- an evil (oblique) gas

Crooked mouth wearing a mask - can't see the problem

Crooked mouth as a cavalryman - right away disgrace

Crooked mouth monks eat screws ---- in order to crooked as crooked

Crooked mouth monk blowing the lamp - a slanting gas

Crooked-lipped monk reciting scripture ---- can't say a proper word

Crooked-lipped man blowing a trumpet - the tune is not right

Crooked-lipped woman wrestling - the top is wrong and the bottom is wrong

Crooked-lipped mother-in-law drinking soup - the left is drunk and the right is drunk

Grandfather dead son - no salvation

Foreign trade commodities are unqualified - it is difficult to export

Grandmother has got a little son - there is a salvation

Grandmother has got a little son. Saved (uncle)

Grandmother died cub - Shed uncle (not saved))

Harmony melon in Xinjiang ------ sweet honey

Newly opened dyeing room - not to give a little color is still okay

Groom official wearing mourning - mixed sorrow and joy

Bride to pay respect to the church ------ not see the face

The bride weaves cloth ---- Hands and feet in a flurry

New daughter-in-law pregnant - secret joy

New daughter-in-law weeping for her father-in-law ------ can't say a good thing

New daughter-in-law on the sedan chair - wriggling

New clothes patched - unimpressive

Newly planted thatch ------ three scentless

Newly planted willows ------ a single bare stick

Newly picked chestnut ball --- much thorn

Fontanel duck --- the body is rotten and the mouth is still hard which date kernel to solve the board --- not a saw(sentence