The... Can someone tell me what Transformers 2 is about?

Beginning (Lots of new information has just been added! The new information answers some of the questions raised in the previous post... So, it's worth reading again!)

- The Allspark created the original 13 Transformers, called the "PRIMES"

(Note: "PRIME" was the name given to the leaders of the previous G1 animated Autobots, such as Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime. The live-action movie changed the concept of the word a bit).

- Optimus Prime was himself a member of the PRIMES, and later, like the Fallen: the only remaining Brimes.

- Because of their need for energy, the Blems created the Energon/Leader Module, which activated the Solar Absorbers to draw energy from the stars.

- After they discovered that there was life on Earth (primitive humans), the Blems swore to stop taking energy from stars for the Allspark, in order to protect the life on the planets around the stars, because when a star dies, the life on the planets dies too.

- The Fallen is also a member of the Blems. But he wanted to get all the power and strength of the Allspark. Unhappy with the decision of his people, he rebelled. (This is probably why the Fallen blamed the humans)

- The other 12 Blems hid in a tomb on Earth with the Energon;

- The "N.E.S.T." (Nonbiological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty) was established in Shanghai in search of "spoilers" and "sidestepers", the Allies had in their ranks "Ironhide", "Yoknapatawpha", "Twins", Williams and Epps, etc.

- "N.E.S.T" (Nonbiological Extraterrestrial Species Treaty) in Shanghai.

But as the Allies approach the Destroyer, he transforms, but is eventually defeated by Optimus Prime and Ironhide's combined flank attack.

- It was Yokozuna who took out Sidekick (cutting off Sidekick's head);

- Wrecker was killed in an explosion, and before he died, he said that the Fallen could give the Autobots something new and unknown;

- In the U.S., the Autobots are being blamed for the leaks of the battle in Missions City, and are being blamed for causing the Autobots to lose their lives. They were blamed for causing the Decepticons to appear on Earth.

- Some bureaucrats from the N.S.A. even make the Autobots promise that if the President of the U.S.A. says something, the Autobots will have to leave the planet

- The Autobots don't know who the Fallen are, because their history was stored in the Allspark and destroyed with them

- In the meantime, Sam packs up his bags and heads off to college, keeping the clothes he wore in Transformers 1. Change 1" t-shirt to commemorate his romance with Micaela, but Micaela doesn't like the idea of a "long-distance relationship".

- Sam accidentally drops a piece of the Allspark on the floor while packing, which burns through the floor, and the energy from the piece activates six appliances in the kitchen, which fight each other and then start attacking Sam, to which Bumblebee comes to the rescue.

But the six guys scurried to the second floor, causing Bumblebee to blow a hole in the second floor when he destroyed them,

-Sam gave the shard to Micaela for safekeeping, who locked it away in her father's store, only to have it seen by the Wheel. "Wheeler tries to steal the shard.

- Discussions at N.E.S.T. headquarters about the battle in Shanghai and other events lead Sonic (who is watching them) to discover the location of Megatron's burial site at sea.

- Scalpel and Robot Dog are sent by Sonic to infiltrate N.E.S.T.'s headquarters to steal another piece of the Allspark;

- Sam's college roommate is LEO, a nutjob who believes in conspiracy theories. Robo Warrior

- Leo has long suspected the existence of Transformers

- Leo hacks the university's computer database, filling their room with beautiful students

- Sam meets Alice, who introduces herself to Sam, and the two ride off in the Bumblebee to a party at the university.

- Sam is embarrassed at the party

- Sam starts seeing hieroglyphs. The Bumblebee's security alarm suddenly goes off by itself. The two get out, and rejoin Bumblebee

- Bumblebee tries to take Sam to the cemetery to meet Optimus Prime. He suddenly stops and gets antifreeze all over Alice (previous spoiler), blowing her away.

- Sam is told by Optimus Prime that the Allspark fragment has been stolen, and that they still need some help from Sam;

- Sam firmly rejects a request for him to act as a go-between for the Autobots and the human bureaucrats

- RoboDog and Scalpel reboot Megatron at the bottom of the ocean by placing a stolen Allspark fragment into Megatron's body;

- RoboDog and Scalpel reboot Megatron at the bottom of the ocean by putting a fragment into Megatron's body;

- RoboDog and Scalpel reboot Megatron at the bottom of the ocean by putting a fragment into Megatron's body. Megatron"

- In Professor Kron's lecture class, Sam starts reading the textbook at high speed, getting mad at Einstein for the mistakes he found out he made, and so on. Kicked out of class, he goes to the library, where he finds a book about his grandfather.

- Megatron is resurrected and transforms into a Saberton aircraft to meet Starscream on Mars, where the other Decepticons are waiting on the Nanites/Resent.

- Megatron and Starscream spoke to each other in a manner very faithful to the G1 cartoon

- Megatron then spoke to The Fallen, talking about rebuilding the Allspark with solar absorbers and Energon, and that they knew that Sam had the map to Energon.

- Megatron asks the Fallen to give him the power of a Primus in exchange for leading the Decepticons to Earth to get the Energon for the Fallen to turn on the Solar Absorber

- The Fallen accepts Megatron's offer

- Megatron, Starscream and 15 other Decepticons travel to Earth to get the Energon. Decepticons to Earth to find Sam.

- On Earth, Micaela spots Wheeler snooping around, so she gets close to him and learns that he's being coerced by the Fallen to get a piece of the Allspark,

- Wheeler likes Micaela and calls her the Goddess of Battle. The two set out to find Sam.

- She enters Sam's room and bumps into Alice, who is about to make out with Sam.

- Leo is watching a cartoon

- This is when Alice reveals her Decepticon "Invisible Warrior" appearance (note to author: she's still the same Transformer that looks like "Confused", not "Robot Dog"? We'll have to find out when the movie comes out),

- A five-foot-long tentacle protrudes from her head and wraps itself around Sam's neck.

- Micaela drops the box containing the Wheel on Alice, whose head turns 360 degrees.

- She starts chasing after Mikaela, Sam and Leo. The three escape in a car.

- The trio crashes Alice between their car and a phone booth.

- Alice is picked up by the Stunner.

- The trio drive on, but are pursued by the helicopter Stunner.

- Starscream also cuts their car in half.

- Eventually they are cornered by Megatron and Starscream in a factory. "Megatron said to Sam:

"Do you remember me? I remember you!"