Narrator one
Scene one
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a voluptuous queen, but behind the voluptuousness lay a jealous heart, and she could not bear to hear that anyone was prettier than she was. She had a magic mirror and often walked to it to admire herself.
(Queen, magic mirror on)
Queen: magic mirror magic mirror tell me who in the world is a big handsome?
Magic Mirror: sorry, there is a malfunction in the system, please re-enter the voice prompt.
Queen: Forget it, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Magic Mirror: ok, reboot. Come see, everyone, this person is really beautiful! She has long black hair like a waterfall, snow-white skin, and a slender figure. Every man will be moved when he sees her, and every woman will marvel at herself when she sees her. She was Snow White.
Queen: Where did you get all this nonsense from this broken mirror.
Magic Mirror: child, please don't be annoyed, every girl is an angel who has landed on the mortal world, some with their feet facing the ground, some with their heads facing the ground, and you are very unlucky that it just so happens that your face has fallen onto a piece of granite. It's destiny no one can change.
Queen: If it wasn't for the fact that you're a global limited I would have smashed you!
Magic Mirror: huh? You've said that many times.
Queen: I can't believe I'm not as good as a princess?
Magic Mirror: I think that external beauty is secondary to the beauty of the heart. But if you really like to become beautiful, the only way is to go to a beauty parlor.
Queen: Could it be the long lost...
Magic Mirror: (picking up on the Queen's words) Yes, it's that long lost - Return My Drifting Fist!
(Actors A and B come up and perform the "Return My Drifting Fist")
If you fight like this for seventy-nine days, you'll be as beautiful as he is. (Points to actor B, A and B down)
Queen: I can't wait any longer, I want Snow White not to see the sun tomorrow, go, kill her.
Magic Mirror: although your idea is very creative, I am a magic mirror not a devil.
Queen: You'll be the devil. I'll tell the cafeteria to add a boxed lunch for you tomorrow at noon.
Magic Mirror: hey... Of braised meat.
Queen: Add two more pieces of chicken butt. Go.
Scene 2
(Scene: a brick is placed in the middle of the stage and Actor A, playing an old woman, slowly walks over. Trips and falls to the ground. Snow White comes on from behind and helps the old woman up)
Narrator: The Magic Mirror is right, Snow White is a lively and lovely girl, kind by nature, she often helps others, and takes caring for others as her own pleasure.
Snow White: (to the old woman) Granny, be careful.
Old Woman: Thank you, girl. What is your name?
Snow White: My name is Snow White, let me help you over.
Old Woman: Good, good. You are such a beautiful and kind girl.
(Walk to the side of the stage, the old woman down, Snow White standing, thinking. (Magic Mirror on)
Magic Mirror: (behind Snow White) Snow White?
Snow White: oh wait, I'll move the bricks or more people will trip.
(walks back to take the bricks offstage and turns back to talk to the magic mirror)
Sir, can I help you?
Magic Mirror: (Asked, momentarily at a loss for an answer, thinks for a moment, and says in a panic) I've just finished eating, and I've come through here with nothing to do, would you accompany me for a walk in the woods over there?
Snow White: okay. (Walking slowly with the Magic Mirror)
Narrator: Snow White was tricked into going to the forest, and the Magic Mirror showed his true colors.
Magic Mirror: (looking at Snow White, grimly baring his teeth and laughing) Haha... Snow White, haha...
Snow White: (very scared look, hand in front of the chest) you, what do you want?
Magic Mirror: I'm a big devil, and I'm going to kill you today.
(Background music starts, the mirror stretches out its hands and walks towards Snow White as if it wants to invade.)
Snow White: (Very scared, backing up.) The music suddenly turns into American Girl Warrior, Snow White performs a transformation) Moon's bright strikes, (Magic Mirror a dodge) strikes (Magic Mirror another dodge) Moon's bright, thia! (Magic Mirror backs up and is defeated. (Magic Mirror, Snow White go down)
NARRATOR: Over there, the Queen is still waiting to hear from the Magic Mirror.
(The Queen goes up, holding the mirror and looking at it as she walks. Magic Mirror on)
Magic Mirror:(Behind the Empress) Emperor... Emperor... Empress... (making a wounded look)
Queen: (pointing at the Magic Mirror sternly) Why did you come back just now?
Magic Mirror: I... She... I...
Queen: What? (slaps the mirror) Go to hell! (Under the mirror) It seems that I have to do it myself. I'll make sure he gets out of the classroom and out of the school. (Laughs in a shrill voice) Ha ha ha ha... (Under the Queen)
Scene 3
Scene: A small house (with a stool instead)
Narrator: In the forest lived three lovely dwarfs, and one day they came across Snow White, who had lost her way.
(Music "Swan Lake" starts, three dwarves jump on Swan Lake in a line, "Swan Lake" stops)
Three dwarves: (sing "Love 36 Stratagems" together) Who said handsome boys have no brain, only know how to love beauty and sleep. (Pose together with their backs to the audience) Yeah!
Dwarf A: Backwards and backwards.
Three Dwarves: (posing squarely to the audience) Yeah! (Music from "Swan Lake" starts, and the three dwarves dance "Swan Lake" backing up behind the house and crouching down. Snow White: (pointing to the house) Snow White: (pointing to the house) Could it be that someone lives here? (asking loudly) Is there someone?
Dwarf A: Who are you? What army are you from?
Snow White: I am Snow White, from the Red Army. (Three dwarves ran to Snow White)
Dwarf A: (pointing to Snow White) Really?
Snow White: Really, don't believe me!
Dwarf B: Check. (Snow White stood still, the three dwarfs walked around her and sang)
Dwarf A: (stimulation 2005) for you to pay for that kind of sadness you never understand.
Snow White: It feels so sweet I'm so attached.
Dwarf B: I believe that day is better than forever.
Snow White: It's just that they're not innocent enough.
Dwarf C: Hand in hand, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky.
Snow White: and you use someone else in your arms.
Dwarf A: No matter how romantic or bizarre the plot.
Snow White: my love makes sense.
Qi: The only thing I love is you. (Qi poses with her back to the audience) Yeah!
Dwarf A: It's the other way around. (Poses facing the audience.) Yeah!
Dwarf B: The king of heaven is a tiger.
Snow White: Pagoda to subdue the river demon.
Dwarf C: Why is your face red?
Snow White: radiant.
Dwarf A: Why is it yellow again?
Snow White: wax applied against the cold.
The three dwarves: (looking at each other and saying) Right, right.
Snow White: (pulling the dwarf's hand jumping said) finally found you!
Dwarf A: Are all the comrades safe?
Snow White: well, safe and sound. The comrades have missed you all. I'm lost here.
Dwarf C: It's okay, come to our house. (Dwarves and Snow White go down together)
Scene 4
Scene: a small house. Snow White walks slowly in front of the house.
NARRATOR: On this day, the three dwarves went out, leaving Snow White alone in the house. The wicked queen finally found Snow White. She crafted a poisoned apple and tried to poison Snow White. (Queen on)
Queen: (take a magnifying glass to look around the way, suddenly saw Snow White, a shock) ah! Miss, you want to lose weight times?
Snow White: Thank you, I do not want. I'm already very thin.
Queen: There is a saying, good shape, walk. Walk two steps, not fat walk two steps.
Snow White: walk two steps, walk two steps.
(Background music "I love Taiwanese girls" starts, Snow White walks, music stops)
Queen: (take out an apple to Snow White) Girl, I adore you so much. This apple is just too cute, I'll give it to you as a gift.
Snow White: Oh, thank you. (Received the apple and took a bite)
Queen: (revealing a treacherous smile) Ha ha.... This is my exclusive development of the world's first strange poison, one day death scattered!
Snow White: Ha ha ha! The world's first strange poison that turn to you that one day loss of life scattered, should be our white family's smile half step upside down only right.
Queen: our one day death is scattered with seven different kinds of poisonous insects, plus that crane red refining seventy-seven forty-nine days into, colorless, tasteless, kill people in the shadow of a shadow.
Snow White: Hm, we smile half a step upside down is with honey, Sichuan shellfish, eustoma plus days of three snow lotus refined, no need to refrigerate also did not have with even preservatives, in addition to toxicity fierce outside, the taste is also very tasty.
Queen: those who eat our one-day death-sentence will lose all their martial arts skills in one day, their veins will flow backward, they will be delirious and go off the deep end, and finally their blood vessels will burst and die.
Snow White: There is no mistake, and ate our smile half a step upside down as the name suggests can never walk half a step or face leakage smile, otherwise it will also be the whole body explosion and death.
Combined: it is really home travel, killing people, the necessary medicine.
Narrator: so, where can I buy it?
Snow White: this brother is so lucky, I just happen to have a capsule here. (Toxicity kicks in, slowly collapses)
Queen: Hahahaha.... (Queen down)
Narrator: The three dwarfs returned home, saw Snow White unconscious, very anxious. At this time, the legendary prince appeared, and the story of love at first sight was about to unfold. (Three dwarfs on)
Dwarf A: Snow White, what's wrong with you? Why are you foaming at the mouth?
Dwarves B and C: Snow White, Snow White...
Dwarf C: Quickly, quickly send to the hospital. (The dwarves lifted Snow White together, but they couldn't.)
Dwarf A: This is heavier than a pig!
Dwarf B: What should we do?
(Lights go out, a beam of light shines on the prince, who slowly walks onto the stage and sings "Cinderella", after which the lights come on)
Dwarf C: (sees the prince, beckons, and shouts) Hey, young man...hey...hey...hey...hey...hey...hey...hey...hey...hey! Hey, young man... Come and help.
Prince: (saw the dwarves came over, saw Snow White) this girl looks so tough...
Prince: (saw the dwarves came over, saw Snow White) this girl looks so tough...
Dwarf A: To, beautiful.
Dwarf B: Quick, quick, Snow White is dying.
Prince: (make strength, to pick up Snow White, but hugged twice can not hold. Holds up Snow White's head with his hand.
Suddenly, Snow White coughs twice and wakes up.)
Qi: (cries out in fear) Ahhhh....
Prince: (running away in fear) Fraud!....
Snow White: (rubbing her eyes) Which hero saved me? Which hero saved me? (Dwarves point to the prince, Snow White walks over and puts her arm around him)
Dwarf A: It's a disaster!
Dwarf B: Bad luck!
Dwarf C: Regret it!
Prince: I've lost a lot of money this time! Forget it, you guys helped me find the princess, I'll fulfill a wish for each of you.
Dwarf A: Really? Then I'll go first. I don't really want anything else, I just want lots and lots of money!
Prince: OK! (Takes a key out of his pocket and gives it to Dwarf A.) Vault key.
Dwarf A: Ah, ah, I'm rich! I'm rich!
Dwarf B: (Can't wait) It's my turn, it's my turn, I've always wanted a cell phone, I used to want a flip, hey, hey, fashionable and beautiful. Then I want a straight plate, hey, hey, simple and generous. Now I want a slider, hey, hey, hey, Snow White.....
Snow White: (making a phone call) Prince Charming.
Prince: Okay! (from the pocket out of the cell phone) to, Nokia N93, (compact said) through the ISO9002 national certification
Certification system has a GPRS global satellite positioning system as long as you go out and shout ah! The whole world can hear.
Dwarf B: Ah, I finally have a cell phone.
Prince: (pointing at Dwarf C) It's your turn.
Dwarf C: Ah, is it my turn? (makes a prayerful gesture) Then I'll just hope for world peace.
Prince: Hmm... Hmm... Do you have any other questions?
Dwarf C: Oh, this one is a little harder. Then... Then let me be handsome!
Prince: Same question as earlier.
Dwarves A and B: World peace? So stylish?
Qi: (kicks at Dwarf C) Shit!
Prince: Never mind him, (to Snow White) let's give you this wish then Snow White.
Snow White: me? Then I wish for the Queen to become more beautiful.
Q: Why?
Snow White: (facing the audience) Even though she tried to harm me, I would like the Queen Mother to be happy. Don't take external beauty seriously, in fact, the real beauty is hidden in everyone's heart. All of us are beautiful, as long as you give more of your love to other people and let them feel your love, then you are the most beautiful person!
Prince: It's right, external beauty is secondary to the beauty of the heart. I now realize that I have found the most beautiful person in the world. (The prince took the princess's hand, and the three dwarfs applauded.)
Narrator: From then on, the prince and Snow White lived a happy life.
The end of the play