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Q: What's the harm of advertising fake drugs, talking about the effect and denouncing the harm of fake drugs?
A: A charlatan.
No, CCTV.
Q: What is more expensive than going to college?
A: Studying abroad.
No, kindergarten.
Q: Why do people fall directly from a few kilometers to about a kilometer without changing their faces and jumping?
A: It's skydiving.
No, they are investors in China.
Q: Someone's salary is 1000 in the first month, 800 in the second month and 600 in the third month. Did his salary decrease or increase?
A: It has decreased.
Wrong, negative growth.
Q: What is the fierce struggle between armed men and unarmed men?
A: This is War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression.
Wrong, it is urban management law enforcement.
Q: You only have a house of 10 square meters, and your neighbor has changed from 90 square meters to 190 square meters. Has your living area increased?
A: No.
Wrong, you have been increased by an average housing area of 50 square meters.
Q: Who made you only have 50 yuan in your pocket, but there are a lot of data to prove that you actually have 100 yuan?
A: Liar.
Wrong, it's the statistics bureau.
Q: Who is the person who always makes you responsible for her, but she is not responsible for you?
A: Xiao San.
No! This is a bank.
Q: It is closely related to you all the time, but you can't watch it when you need it. ...
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