Two. Once I thought that as long as I ran hard forward, poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me. But who ever thought that what can't catch me is the hairline.
three. My husband and I have a very good relationship, every night to sleep he would use his arm to me as a pillow, holding me tightly to sleep, and then he got frozen shoulder and I got cervical spondylosis.
4. Recently made a girlfriend . I didn't realize that her family did not agree, especially his husband, hit really hard!
5. When you learn to put yourself in someone else's shoes, you'll realize what the hell his shoes are.
VI. When one or two people said I was fat, I did not think, then more and more people said I was fat, this time I finally realized the seriousness of the matter, the world is really getting more and more liars.
VII. People's ideas change: I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get out of poverty.
VIII. Many people realize that they can't compete with others when it comes to money, so they start trying to make a go of it in the realm of life.
nine. Gradually I realized a truth, those unassuming small restaurants to eat the real delicious. And those who decorate gorgeous . Cooking exquisite. I can't afford to eat in hotels with good service.
1Don't ask me why I did so poorly. I'm hiding my strength. Have you ever seen a landlord put a bomb on the table?
11. Just now I saw a figure very much like you, I went after it like crazy, and then I remembered that there is no you in this city, and I stopped in my tracks. Put down the brick in my hand, almost hit the wrong person.
Twelve. I male, take a taxi home, on the way to the driver suddenly stopped, began to take off his clothes. I was stunned, weakly asked: "What do you want to do?" The driver said: "Clothes on the reverse."
13. I have three times a day: what do I eat in the morning? What do you eat at noon? What to eat at night?
14. "Why did you turn in a blank paper in history?" "Because I think it's wrong to falsify history."
XV. There was a church with many clocks inside, they were different speeds, the priest explained: a clock represents a man, the more affairs the faster it turns. Ms.: Which one is my husband? Priest: taken by God as a fan.
Sixteen. I've heard that ugly people need to read more, no wonder my mom said that I'm not good at reading since I was a kid.
XVII. Eating takeout at work is very unhealthy, so I suggest you don't go to work.
Eighteen. My mom bought a coat, and I heard my dad talking in my room, saying it was too big for a fat woman to wear! After a while, my dad knocked on the door and said to me: your mom bought you a coat.
XIX. Ex-boyfriend to get married, called to ask me to go, I decisively returned to him three words: next time to go.
Twenty. I drank a cup of espresso at Starbucks at night, and now I can't sleep. It's expensive and it hurts to think about it.
21. I've been around a lot, and I've been to a lot of cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "China Mobile.
XXII. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in a few hours.
23. If you give me the same as to others. I'd rather not, cafeteria mom: do not eat roll!
24. A family traveling abroad, once the plane sister saw all the foreigners, it lamented: wow! All foreigners ah! The results of a foreigner next to the Chinese came to a sentence: please, now you are foreigners OK, your whole family are foreigners.