Bing: Crosstalk actor soldier. Zhao. Qi: Happy New Year to you.
Bing: Ah, thank you for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, there would be no soldiers today. Every friend in front of the TV is a soldier's second father.
Mom.
Zhao: Wow, well said. Do you know why soldiers today are so polite? Because the only outstanding actor selected by our Cultural Bureau this year,
At the first evaluation, the soldier won the first place! Should we congratulate you?
Bing: Finally, the leader has to approve it.
Zhao: Almost.
Bing: Actually, the military strategist knows me very well. I have both fame and fortune.
Zhao: That's right.
Bing: I have expressed my position to the leaders many times.
Zhao: What do you say?
Soldier: The golden cup and the silver cup are not as good as the people's reputation, the first prize and the second prize are not as good as the people's praise, the pig hands and chicken hands are not as good as the people's clapping, and the bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as them.
Everybody clap, thank you!
Zhao: Bad language is not bad. That makes sense.
Off-site voice: the award order for outstanding actors is coming! Here comes the award order for outstanding actors!
Zhao: Here I am. I will read it to you.
Soldier: I'm unconscious.
Zhao: Award Order for Excellent Actors!
Bing: Let everyone laugh.
Zhao: This actor plays an exemplary role everywhere.
Bing: This is what I should do.
Zhao: He is good at uniting comrades and helping others.
Bing: I am used to it.
Zhao: I always work hard and complain. I don't care about my work.
Soldier: It's all under the leadership.
Zhao: This year, I decided to award the honorary title of excellent actor to comrades. Hey, hey, soldier, soldier, wake up! I didn't do anything.
Ah! Hey, ambulance, come to an ambulance! Hey, help!
Soldier: Why did you call an ambulance?
Zhao: Help people!
Soldier: Save who?
Zhao: Hey, didn't you just pass out?
Bing: You want me to die.
Zhao: I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.
Bing: Zhao Weiguo.
Zhao: Hey.
Bing: I can't say for sure!
Zhao: Oh, soldier, you may have misunderstood.
Bing: I didn't misunderstand. Congratulations.
Zhao: Eh.
Bing: Congratulations.
Zhao: Thank you.
Bing: Bricks will kill you. Dear friends present, my performance today is over. Goodbye.
Zhao: Hey, hey, hey. ...
Bing: Don't touch me. Why did you touch me? Look at the excellent actors beating people on the stage!
Zhao: When did I hit you?
Bing: Then why did you touch me?
Zhao: Let's end the chorus!
Bing: Sorry, you are an excellent actor. Please tell us.
Zhao: What about you?
Bing: I am a backward actor now.
Zhao: Huh?
Bing: I'm not the only one who wants to go down, host, and the speaker. Let's get off work together!
Zhao: What do you mean by getting off work?
Bing: Let Zhao Weiguo play all night from now on, ok? Thank you for your understanding.
Zhao: Stop.
Bing: I can't stand it.
Zhao: Don't you dare. Isn't it just that there is no outstanding actor? I have been saying just now that the audience is your second-generation parents. Oh, you don't approve of your parents until you judge the excellent actors.
You are so unfilial. Come here! Make a gift for your parents. Come on.
Bing: Sorry, parents,
Zhao: That's right.
Bing: I was not normal just now.
Zhao: Hmm! ?
Bing: I lost my temper.
Zhao: You startled me.
Bing: Well, for parents' sake, I will accompany you to finish this cross talk with Zhao Weiguo.
Zhao: That's right.
Bing: After that, we went our separate ways.
Zhao: Yes, yes, no problem.
Bing: ok,
Zhao: Yes.
Bing: Go ahead.
Zhao: Yes. What do you mean, I'll tell you, let's talk about this phonograph first,
Bing: Yes, I said it first. Since you are an excellent actor, please speak first.
Zhao: Is this comparable to a good actor?
Bing: Of course, it's clearly written on your certificate. Do actors set an example everywhere? You don't say first, I'll say first! say
Zhao: I'll go first. Let me talk about it first. Good evening, dear audience. Today we will tell you a cross talk. Gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-,gnome male-.
Bing: What's the matter now?
Zhao: What?
Bing: I won't let you set an example!
Zhao: I brought my headband. It's your turn to speak.
Bing: Oh, you have combed your hair. Then I'm sorry. You can also say what I say.
Zhao: Why should I say what you said?
Bing: It is clearly stated in your commendation order that the actors have been working hard and hard, and no matter who wrote the words, you said it yourself. Come on, friends, let's applaud and encourage him to tell you a cross talk himself. Ok, thank you. Thank you.
Zhao: I can't say that.
Bing: The applause from friends here is not warm enough. Friends there should give him a coax! hahahaha
Zhao: Stop it, all right. Get down, ah, get down if you can,
Bing: Huh? What do you mean?
Zhao: It's better here without you. Who are you? this is
Bing: Are you asking me to go down?
Zhao: You should leave early.
Bing: Don't regret it.
Zhao: I won't regret it.
Soldier: Go down as soon as you go down.
Zhao: Excellent actors can also say this.
Soldier: If you can't fight, go down (kick the certificate).
Zhao: Ah, ah. . . ?
Soldier: I'll be down in a minute. I'll sit here.
Zhao: Well, good! Then I will tell you this cross talk in a down-to-earth way, saying that there is an old man there.
Bing: (sitting on the steps making trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here. hahaha. . Is that your husband beside you? Ah, it's your boyfriend. Haha, no wonder you bring different people every time. Ha ha ha,,,, say it? Come on, let's applaud and encourage him to go on.
Zhao: Thank you, thank you. Then I'll keep pulling. Said we had one there. . .
Bing:,,, you Zhao you, I admit it.
Zhao: Are you wicked? You and I will continue to talk about us.
Bing: Mrs. Wang, Mrs. Wang, haha,
Zhao: You have so many acquaintances!
Bing: What's the big deal? I say hello, you say your cross talk, rule out rivers,
Zhao: No, you always say hello. I can't say it.
Soldier: It's none of my business. You're amazing. I don't want to lie to you! Mrs. Wang Lao
Zhao: I beg you, will you come up?
Bing: If you let me down, I will.
Zhao: Ah.
Bing: You asked me to come up, and I came up again.
Zhao: That's right.
Bing: I'm the elevator!
Zhao: What's the elevator for?
Bing: I just found out today that sitting here is much more comfortable than standing on it. Everyone here wants me to continue sitting here. Please give me a round of applause. Thank you. Look at my parents. Let me sit here?
I am very filial.
Zhao: OK, OK, OK. But one thing, you can't say hello to acquaintances. All right.
Soldier: OK, OK, I won't fight.
Zhao: Well, let me talk about it formally. We have an old man there who likes to bet with others that he has that special function. Why? He said he could bite his left eye.
You said it was interesting.
Bing: It's so boring. The old man's left eye is an artificial eye. He took it out, took a bite and put it back. This is also called cross talk.
Zhao: He is better. He can also bite his right eye. Both eyes can't pretend. That's interesting, isn't it?
Bing: That's even funnier. The old man has a pair of false teeth. He took it off, took a bite, and pressed it on. I wonder how such a person can be rated as an excellent actor.
Zhao: OK, OK, I'll guess a riddle for the soldiers, saying that the dog is far away and the dog is near. If you hit it, it won't move, scold it, and pull it away.
Bing: dead dog, who doesn't know,
Zhao: From a distance, it's an electric fan. From a close look, it's an electric fan. An electric fan is an electric fan, but it just won't turn.
Ice: There is no electricity.
Zhao: From a distance, it's a car. From a distance, it's a car.
Soldier: No gasoline.
Zhao: I said it was a car in the distance.
Soldier: No driver.
Zhao: I said it was a car in the distance.
Soldier: The driver went to the toilet.
Zhao: I can't say that.
Bing: You can't say, who made you excellent? You deserve it.
Zhao: Soldier, I want to tell you something. I'll tell you another one. You can still guess.
Bing: What's wrong?
Zhao: I'll give you that excellent actor.
Bing: What did you say?
Zhao: If you can still guess, I will give you the best actor.
Bing: Did you say that?
Zhao: I said that.
Bing: Everybody testify for me.
Zhao: Shall we testify together?
Soldier: You ask a question.
Zhao: Listen carefully.
Bing: Yes.
Zhao: It's said that soldiers need a dog soldier.
Soldier: So I'm not a dog?
Zhao: Dog soldiers are short of soldiers.
Bing: You help me take it off.
Zhao: Soldier, you must make a choice.
Bing: Yes.
Zhao: Do you feel immoral or indispensable?
Soldier: I am evil.
Zhao: You are a soldier without you.
Bing: Huh? Wait, I'm indispensable.
Zhao: Without you, you are a dog soldier. Think about it, are you indispensable?
Soldier: You are so evil!