2, hooligan, is a kind of temperament; old hooligan, is a kind of faith.
3, some people like to take advantage of, hear the painless abortion discount he wanted to immediately conceive a child.
4, you see people love, flowers see flowers open, coffin see also open cover.
5, pimples, more than seven hundred million a year, pimples can be linked up around the earth two circles.
6, know why you always feel so sleepy in school? Because school is the place where dreams begin!
7, in the past the girl is the first time to her husband, now the girl can leave the first tire to her husband is your ancestors tomb smoke.
8, the happiest school sentence is: today's class teacher is not in.
9, don't always take my flowers easy to say things about the face, beauty is not prominent, ugly is not novel.
10, male god behind, would have liked to have a look back smile, the results laughed out of the snot bubble.
11, all the problems in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business".
12, I saved all our memories, only now there is a you missing in the memory.
13, the Tang Monk wishes you a lifetime of happiness, the Wukong wishes you good health, the sand monk wishes you good luck again and again, the eight ring ......, what do you want to say you do not know?
14, have the heart of the powerless, powerful no money, rich no love, no love, no fate, no fate, no points, there are points are making a divorce.
15, your first kiss is in what condition? - - age when I said to a girl a year younger than me: not the same intention I push you into the gutter.
16, I like clean and white boys because I really am a swan.
17, and you talk about money boss is a good person, talk to you about the ideal of the TM do not want to give you money!
18, today asked a sister paper: Chang'e moon why take a rabbit. Girl paper God replied: only with radish is not too direct.
19, go to the Internet cafe LOL, next to the majority of elementary school students, suddenly someone shouted ** to come, check ID ......! At that time, I was nervous, also want to run, just get up, only to realize that I tm are adult, run ah! Play LOL used to, almost thought I was an elementary school student!
20, when we move away from others under the stumbling block, perhaps precisely in their own pavement.
21, when I was a child, the same table lent me a videotape, I opened a look: "18 years of age under the age of teenagers, please watch under the accompaniment of parents". Then hurry to call their parents to come, and then, I was bruised and swollen throughout the week.
22, I know reach out your hand you will not go with me, so I stretched out my foot, see bar tripped you really came to chase me.
23, my future girlfriend, now in love with who?
24, I never bully the weak ~ ~ ~ ~ I bully him before I really do not know he is weaker than me.
25, it has been a long time since anyone blew the cowhide so fresh and clean!
26, the most sadistic thing is to wait for more than seventy seconds of commercials after realizing that this episode has been seen.
27, to look back, the class teacher has stood silently in the window door.
28, in the right time, the right place, meet the right person. That may not be your good man, but the enemy.
29, the man's head and shell are bad, every day to me to send bills. But also queuing up for me to pick, they have not been old!
30, every time you sit on the bus, would like to learn Korean drama heroine head on the glass, but every time the bus to the upside down broken.
31, last night, I let the mosquito bites all night, the next day found that I lost weight.
32, if I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin, Gree.
33, if the sun does not come out, I will not go to school; if it comes out, I will continue to sleep!
34, the strange encounter makes me meet you, fate makes me fall in love with you. There are words in my heart to tell you. But I'm afraid of hurting you, I think of you at this moment, but I wish to see you right away, I am truly in love with you.
35, they say I look like Chow Yun Fat, in fact, I like Andy Lau.
36, who do you think you are? You are splashing out of the water, I do not even want to basin.
37, Durex bankruptcy is not a tragedy, Durex broken is a tragedy.
38, to invite me to dinner, please get a number, and then go there to line up.
39, this person a bad luck ah, sneeze can scare themselves, take off a sweater can give themselves electric half dead.
40, I love you not just say, this love will be a lifetime.
41, can not help themselves, in addition to love, and others in the ground radish.
42, after I got old how to do, those square dances look so difficult.
43, the old man can not play children can not play women can not play men to death.
44, a person's best memory is not too good, because the more memories, the less happiness.
45, you have her perfume flavor, I know once I smell it is not as expensive as mine.
46, every person who shakes his leg has a sewing machine in his heart.
47, if I die, my first words are: finally do not have to be afraid of ghosts.
48, I planted a girlfriend in the spring, and in the fall, I harvested a bunch of cuckolds.
49. When people say "hello mother", you can say "hello son".
50. If your ugliness can generate electricity, all the power stations in the world can be shut down.
51, hand fat girl do not worry, the future growth of the boyfriend to send the gold ring is still bigger it!
52, long good-looking cheating is not easy, the supervising teacher can not help but look at a few eyes, no wonder I was often found.
53, the body of the most engraved that scar is how to come - the birth of the ruthless doctor cut.
54, I've heard a thousand songs, the real day or a person.
55, the modern teacher is really good to do, lesson plans do not have to write their own, online everything is ready, the students will he will not. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the work you do. The school's efforts to save the use of tutoring outside the popularity of tutoring!
56, yes, I just like you, like to their own fear.
57, some people live, she is dead. Some people live, he should have died long ago!
58, there are actually people who dislike the new version of the RMB is ugly, no matter what he becomes, I will always love him, I care not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.
59, failure is the success of his mother, that I already have a lot of mom, but a pregnant also did not.
60, the world if there is no wolf, beauty has value?
61, you want to think I'm fat on the explicit, do not beat around the bush to say what "you walk really step by step!
62, college students work for the first time after the party to choose the zoo, we **** the same reason is: only here, in order to feel that they are still individuals ah!
63, in fact, I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy to be smart.
64, I long for freedom, but the human body does not know how to crawl out of the dog hole!
65, after payday, arrogant a week, will be a week, saving a week, and then look forward to a week, this month.
66, has been going west, over the morning and evening line, over the day line, back to the day of the first acquaintance with you.
67, whenever I feel your gaze, the whole head will be filled with happiness.
68, the road is as long as I will accompany you to walk for a long time, no complaints, never frown.
69, close your left eye, see your lovely coy.
70, ninety percent of women do not like to wear pink shirts of men, but ninety percent of men wearing pink shirts do not like women.
71, for you like me this matter, I think you do very right.
72, at home can not smile at the phone, parents will think you are in love.
73, what is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights small monsters.
74, for China and read hard! A pack of China is a lot of money!
75, did not stand in place to wait for the people, will not know to stand for a long time legs can not bend the taste.
76, like to rely on you, the stars rely on the night sky like never leave.
77, the most fortunate is that when he has a lot of choices, but still choose to be with you.
78. Yesterday, my sister was shopping space, saw a female student published a saying: tears stay how. Sister suddenly whimsical commented: chest drops on the chest, chest drops on the feet. I don't want that person back to me: your feet okay?
79, I just want to take this with anyone anything not related to love, go to the end of one's days.
80, I like you, the first sentence is false, the second sentence is also false.
81, you are a happy deer, in my heart of the green grass lightly jumped over, how I wish you can always wander in this meadow, so that my heart is no longer lonely.
82, sweet and sour I tasted myself, joy and sorrow I carry my own people are not qualified to say I am not.
83, Dad began to play microblogging, so I posed as a stranger to add him, want to fool Dad. Today, he began to talk to me he has a non-competitive son. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
84, if there is a chance for me to go back to the past, I will not go back, because I now have you.
85, do you believe that there is always a girl to torture you and come to this world?
86, I finally found a way to stay young forever, and that is to take more pictures!
87, the so-called beauty, three points looks seven points dress up; the so-called temperament, three points of talent seven points to pretend to be garlic; the so-called tenderness, three points of forbearance seven points of repression.
88, can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.